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HELLOMYNAMEIS___

"Oh, H-E-Double toothpicks!". I learned this from Radar in MASH.

I also like Tintin's Captain Haddock's swears. Basically a good way to pick up a new swear is to browse the "fancy words dictionary" (dunno what this is actually called in English; "sivistyssanakirja" in Finnish) and pick something that no-one will probably know, then say it very emphatically :)

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HELLOMYNAMEIS___

Also a big fan of nautical swears. "Blistering barnacles", yeah, but many nautical terms in general work kinda ok as swears, as long as you're enthusiastic. Like "bosun's pipe!" or "bilge!". Right?

https://theblackbunny.blogspot.com/2009/07/pirate-talk-101-one-of-best-parts.html
http://www.funstuff.pantomimepony.co.uk/pirateinsult.htm

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Jul 11, 2019

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