pro-tier swears

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Stoner Sloth

Gosh hecking darnit all to tarnation!

# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 20:01

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 09:22

Stoner Sloth

butts and uh... boogers?

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# ¿ Jun 29, 2019 06:31

Stoner Sloth

google THIS posted:

If preschool shows have taught me anything it's that you can make an expletive out of just about any word or phrase that matches a character's interests or the show's general theme.

For example, if most of the characters in the show are vehicles, they can say "Lugnuts!" or "Galloping gaskets!" when they're frustrated.

So here in BYOB you could say things like "Bongs and bowls!" or "Sizzlin' snailtits!" or "SSRI's and MAOI's!"

Sizzlin' snailtits is good.

ulvir posted:

who was that OG yobber who said “what in the name of highschool football” that’s a good one

this one too!

# ¿ Jun 29, 2019 19:14

Stoner Sloth

Son of a disappointed mother!

# ¿ Jun 30, 2019 02:04

Stoner Sloth

nard gargler

# ¿ Jul 1, 2019 00:56

Stoner Sloth

jorts, apparently.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2019 01:08

Stoner Sloth

420 SWAGLORD posted:

this is my swear loadout for honest farm work, by severity

aw shucks, gosh darn it
heck. geez.
whuh-oh! tarnation!
well butter my cornbread
spiced cider

some hecking good swears here, and throughout this thread!

google THIS posted:

Scooby Doo except everyone says "Sizzlin' Snailtits!" and also everyone is Shaggy.

ulvir posted:

zoinks!
– Scrappy Doo

I would solve mysteries and get the munchies with all of you good 'yobbers

# ¿ Jul 2, 2019 11:47

Stoner Sloth

pixaal posted:

Fiddly sticks
Frack
Booger Balls
Hi diddly ho neighbor!

Poop

some good swears my dude, but I've never really got the whole 'poop' thing - it sounds weird and infantile, especially when American's have a much better word in 'crap'.

fiddly sticks and frack are both strong though imo

also

blistering blue barnacles

scumbag (this one is on the australian parliamentary record and is worse than it sounds meaningwise)

# ¿ Jul 3, 2019 13:11

Stoner Sloth

Dunno, it just sounds weird for adults to use it. YMMV but it sounds like something a little kid would say or like excessively bowlderised.... sort of like 'tinkle' but worse. :shrug:

maybe i'm just weirdo but I don't like poop.

also

dagnabbit

# ¿ Jul 3, 2019 21:44

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 09:22

Stoner Sloth

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

"Oh, H-E-Double toothpicks!". I learned this from Radar in MASH.

I also like Tintin's Captain Haddock's swears. Basically a good way to pick up a new swear is to browse the "fancy words dictionary" (dunno what this is actually called in English; "sivistyssanakirja" in Finnish) and pick something that no-one will probably know, then say it very emphatically

Ouch, boomkicker'd square in the clevis pin!

ah, go clam cleat your buntlines!

# ¿ Jul 12, 2019 11:20

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