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CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Toshokan posted:

Why is it ABA therapists can handle kids like this without shooting them but cops can't?

Because cops aren't professionals.

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CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


ABA therapists see those guns and are like, Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Mr. Nice! posted:

I'm the gun that falls out of the back sliding cop's holster that everyone ignores and leaves sitting on the steps.

They really mean it when they say they've got drop guns.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Also no, that's not how you make the strongest steel you loving walnuts.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004





Fixed.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Lmao thats quite a segue from officers abusing an old man to "mah 2nd amendment :bahgawd:"

I mean, in any other venue that isn't a thread dedicated to making GBS threads on cops it's pretty common.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

It just blows my mind they a negligent discharge even into the ground isn’t an instant career ender and hefty civil penalty. Much less a person or dog. Dipshit privates and seamen are held to a higher standard.

Welcome to Policing in the USA, where all the defenses are made up and the laws don't matter!

Cause seriously, at least half of the "being charged by a dog so I shot at it, thus striking my own dog, my partner, and 2 kids playing stickball" is just a dog coming over and barking.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Liquid Communism posted:

Owning a gun, in a country with more firearms than people, is not probable cause.

Well, if you're not a cop it is.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Radical 90s Wizard posted:

You guys blouse your boots in the field?

Keeps ticks and rocks out of your socks.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Fuckin cops can't even die right.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Isn't that Uncle w Benefits alt anyway? They sure sound a lot a like.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Liquid Communism posted:

Question of the day being why he isn't, at this very moment, sitting in a cell for the most comically obvious obstruction of justice possible.

Asking for realsies? Or not, just checking.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Stravag posted:

Yeah ive noticed the targets are almost entirely in jeans and several layers of long sleeves. Theyre also never moving faster than a slow walk they can stop as soon as they feel an impact or standing stock still with their arms pressed to their sides

There was one guy walking at a normal pace and he fell. But they very specifically didn't also bolo his arms.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


ruddiger posted:

Being married to a cop she’s used to catching those hands.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Wow, the best post is the last one. He said in GunBroker that the lesson learned from jan6 is "if you peacefully protest they will arrest you"

This guy is a cop.

Who I find it unlikely he has never arrested a peacefully protesting person.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


I'm just assuming that they talked the commander into letting them blow up one load because they wanted a big boom, and made up some poo poo about these fireworks are super bad and sketch and we can't transport them.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Maybe they should work on increasing their own accountability. To some positive number.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Bored As gently caress posted:

Here's a better article and video. https://www.local10.com/news/local/2021/08/02/criminal-charges-expected-monday-against-miami-beach-officers-after-rough-arrests/

The guy/perp (now victim) apparently either 1) beat the poo poo out of a bike cop (enough to hospitalize him) or 2) ran him over with the scooter (its unclear at this time AFAIK) and then these 5 idiots beat the poo poo out of him in revenge like 14 year old idiots.

They did this when 1) he was completely compliant during the arrest attempt near the elevator, 2) he was already handcuffed, 3) he was compliant, not doing poo poo to anyone, not kicking, spitting, flailing around (not that that would excuse any of their actions, but it would explain them holding his legs down and other measures).

Literally any Sergeant or really any sane officer there should have broken it up. You need 5 guys at the very most for the most strong actively resistant person when you're trying to cuff them (one on each leg, one for each arm, one for cuffs). After they're cuffed they're you're responsibility, and you stop all use of force.

These loving assholes are a disgrace.

to be clear...

"According to a police report, the officers claimed they were trying to stop Crudup, who was riding a blue scooter last Monday, for illegally parking and said the man struck an officer with the scooter while leaving the scene."

So if anything touched a cop, which is still in doubt, dude just dropped it and ran and the cop tripped over it or touched their shoe.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

Where is the “he injured a cop so bad they had to go to the hospital” detail coming from?

I mean, they'll go to the hospital specifically to document that they went to the hospital. No actual injury required.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Not counted: State and police forfeiture.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Meshka posted:

Up the bum, how does it feel to be the biggest piece of poo poo on the forums, does it come naturally or is it a learned skill?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


McNally posted:

Ugh, really?

Yes, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news. :(

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


TTerrible posted:

More great news from the UK. This thread is unreal.

https://twitter.com/netpol/status/1443542002700800006?s=20

The thread it links to seems to be gone.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

I feel like if you can’t get away with something as easy as assaulting cyclists without legal consequences in the United States than you just don’t deserve do.

I mean, if you're in texas and use a truck apparently it's fine.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


maffew buildings posted:

I can't believe I'm saying this since I know troops, but I think the average moral compass and belief in something greater than yourself in the force is exponentially higher than your average cop, too.

An exponent of a negative number is even more negative. I think cops are exponential(as long as your exponent is an odd number) as well. They just start at -20 and go further down from there.

CainFortea fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Nov 1, 2021

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Stravag posted:

-1^2 is positive one because the two negatives cancel out. You have to raise to an odd to keep the negative.

Huh, my calculator was being dumb. You're right.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Quote != Edit

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Paid time out

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Remember, all cops are bastards and lust for committing murder.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004



Oh hey it got worse!

https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending...5KBZT4MC2OOWOI/

"The child porn charges were tacked on in April 2019 after Yetman, who once worked as a K-9 officer, was identified through a child porn investigation targeting another former law enforcement officer."

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Liquid Communism posted:

https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/1539400898853625856


Every hour of every day it becomes more and more obvious that those kids died because of the cops as much as because of the shooter.

Every day the number of kids I assume were shot by cops goes up.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Doc Hawkins posted:

i assume that police receive either formal training or informal advice to "not take any risks" with dogs and to shoot them as soon as they feel threatened, considering that the likely cost to the department is so low.

No, they're just loving pieces of poo poo.

It's not that a person becomes a cop and then shoots dogs.

A person becomes a cop because they want to do poo poo like shoot someone's dog with impunity.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


goatsestretchgoals posted:

okay I was not aware of that

TFR literally had a cop try to blame the victim of police abuse and intimidation.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Shooting Blanks posted:

I remember that one.

Through you might.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Branis posted:

it helps me sleep at night to know that no matter what I do, i'll always be morally superior to the war criminal welfare rats of the US military.

Whatever you have to tell yourself while beating your wife I suppose.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Grem posted:

Boy do I have some bad news for you about domestic violence rates in the military

Well yeA, it ain't great. But the piggies are all a bunch of Vet Life types and "I would have enlisted but I woulda knocked out my drill instructor" types. So it's even worse

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Branis posted:

yeah, rat, that has never been a cop stereotype.

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CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


As usual, coward cop won't even post their own banme.

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