I'm a social medium

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alnilam

If there are any spirits here with us tonight please Like amd re-share this post

# ? Jul 5, 2019 00:01

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# ? May 20, 2024 00:35

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Hello it's me, I'm a ghost. hello

# ? Jul 5, 2019 00:31

Goons Are Gifts

Kinda hungry right now tbh

# ? Jul 5, 2019 01:23

vanisher

i'm a social husky boys large

vanisher fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Jul 5, 2019

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# ? Jul 5, 2019 01:35

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

OP I would like to pay you large sums of money so you can predate on me and tell me lies about my dead dog

# ? Jul 5, 2019 01:37

bird.

but which one, twitter? youtube? vine?

# ? Jul 5, 2019 02:31

bird.

BrownianMotion posted:

but which one, twitter? youtube? vine?

wiat... but vines dead... *looks at wife watching TV dropping wedding ring and rolling across the floor* !!!!!!!

# ? Jul 5, 2019 02:40

bird.

me: "well.;. i'vecome here today because i'm looking for a flash video posted on my myspace back in 2005"

social medium: "hmm, let me reach deep into the soul of the net" *drapes ethernet cables around him* "i'm getting something... i'm beginning to see the outlines of something"

me: "yes?"

social medium: "first... a badger"

me: "yes..."

social medium: "badger"

me: "Yes?!?"

social medium: "badger"

me: "Yes."

social medium: "badger"

me: "Yes!"

social medium: "badger"

me: "YES!!! THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE ONE!"

bird. fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Jul 5, 2019

# ? Jul 5, 2019 02:47

Twenty Four

I want some ghost friends. Heck I'd date a ghost. Whats the ghost dating app called?

# ? Jul 5, 2019 08:57

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Twenty Four posted:

I want some ghost friends. Heck I'd date a ghost. Whats the ghost dating app called?

Spookr

# ? Jul 5, 2019 09:23

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Really trying to reconnect with friends I lost long ago; gonna sign up for FaceBOOk and so what happens

# ? Jul 5, 2019 09:24

Twenty Four

hamjobs posted:

Really trying to reconnect with friends I lost long ago; gonna sign up for FaceBOOk and so what happens

# ? Jul 5, 2019 09:41

Goons Are Gifts

hamjobs posted:

Really trying to reconnect with friends I lost long ago; gonna sign up for FaceBOOk and so what happens

# ? Jul 5, 2019 11:18

Stoner Sloth

Spectr

Myspook (for ancient ghosts)

WhatsApp(arition)

Instageist

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ? Jul 5, 2019 12:13

super sweet best pal

"Thread, tell us who killed you!"

"It's right there on the right side of the subforum, learn to read ffs."

# ? Jul 5, 2019 12:32

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

super sweet best pal posted:

"Thread, tell us who killed you!"

"It's right there on the right side of the subforum, learn to read ffs."

# ? Jul 5, 2019 17:32

google THIS

super sweet best pal posted:

"Thread, tell us who killed you!"

"It's right there on the right side of the subforum, learn to read ffs."

# ? Jul 5, 2019 17:47

Goons Are Gifts

super sweet best pal posted:

"Thread, tell us who killed you!"

"It's right there on the right side of the subforum, learn to read ffs."

# ? Jul 5, 2019 18:18

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

I have been a ghost.

# ? Jul 5, 2019 19:50

google THIS

Waiting for the Snapchat filter to put dog ears on a random patch of darkness behind me so we can begin.

# ? Jul 5, 2019 22:50

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I found the best place to vacation haunt on fearbnb

# ? Jul 6, 2019 02:41

Manifisto

Stoner Sloth posted:

Spectr

Myspook (for ancient ghosts)

WhatsApp(arition)

Instageist

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I found the best place to vacation haunt on fearbnb

# ? Jul 6, 2019 02:47

Robot Made of Meat

I used to be an anti-social medium, but what with getting older and the stress of jobs and paying bills, I'm now a large.

Still anti-social though, so there's that.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jul 6, 2019 03:19

Korean Boomhauer

*sets slider from social medium to social hard*

# ? Jul 6, 2019 04:22

Twenty Four

Korean Boomhauer posted:

*sets slider from social medium to social hard*

*Gets online account blasted from thousands of ghosts about what they didn't have for lunch, because they couldn't*

# ? Jul 6, 2019 07:30

Macnult

can�t believe that ghost just spectred me

# ? Jul 6, 2019 07:37

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

i;m thing about thos souls

# ? Jul 6, 2019 07:55

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Actually, it's about ethics in spirit medium journalism.

# ? Jul 6, 2019 08:40

Space Taxi

I'm an attractive medium. When I use a ouija board, the spirits always swipe right.

# ? Jul 6, 2019 15:45

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

hey, ghost, we heard you've been trolling people up here. you wanna troll me?

ghost? don't leave me on read, bro

# ? Jul 6, 2019 17:28

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
_{_{Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps}}
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# ? Jul 6, 2019 17:56

Goons Are Gifts

Splatmaster posted:

No idea what those letters are for, this already has everything.

# ? Jul 6, 2019 18:33

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Hugh Malone posted:

hey, ghost, we heard you've been trolling people up here. you wanna troll me?

ghost? don't leave me on read, bro

Ghosted by the Spectre of Friendship :negative:

# ? Jul 6, 2019 20:14

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

*Image of pale white woman in her 50s in headscarf*

Lady Newmoon Pleasance

Your grandma claims that my great uncle hosed her husband but she wasn't the one giving him slurp jobs by a hot fireplace with cocoa and marshmallows maybe if she had met her man's needs he wouldn't have had to get that ball and other ball and long dong gobbled up by MY kin. The crystal ball don't lie bitch! Quit vaguebooking about how my family done you wrong and maybe make peace with your ancestors cause you about to meet them soon *handclap*

*sips tea*

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# ? Jul 6, 2019 20:49

Goons Are Gifts

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

*Image of pale white woman in her 50s in headscarf*

Lady Newmoon Pleasance

Your grandma claims that my great uncle hosed her husband but she wasn't the one giving him slurp jobs by a hot fireplace with cocoa and marshmallows maybe if she had met her man's needs he wouldn't have had to get that ball and other ball and long dong gobbled up by MY kin. The crystal ball don't lie bitch! Quit vaguebooking about how my family done you wrong and maybe make peace with your ancestors cause you about to meet them soon *handclap*

*sips tea*

23h Like Reply

# ? Jul 7, 2019 01:16

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

*Image of pale white woman in her 50s in headscarf*

Lady Newmoon Pleasance

Your grandma claims that my great uncle hosed her husband but she wasn't the one giving him slurp jobs by a hot fireplace with cocoa and marshmallows maybe if she had met her man's needs he wouldn't have had to get that ball and other ball and long dong gobbled up by MY kin. The crystal ball don't lie bitch! Quit vaguebooking about how my family done you wrong and maybe make peace with your ancestors cause you about to meet them soon *handclap*

*sips tea*

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never seen a pick me rear end ghost but here it is folks

# ? Jul 7, 2019 01:29

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# ? May 20, 2024 00:35

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alnilam posted:

If there are any spirits here with us tonight please Like amd re-share this post

I'm here. I am receiving your message.

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# ? Nov 1, 2021 07:28

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