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I find myself in a canoe, which itself is in the middle of a river. Nothing but water in front of and behind me and to my sides. there are some trees on the very far end. but I have no paddle to influence the canoe's direction. I sing to myself the Oscar Mayer Wiener song, soulfully, as I discover i have no paddles to guide the canoe down the water. drifting wherever it goes |
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Jul 5, 2019 18:49
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I sing duck tails theme in a depressed tone at 1/4 speed really stretching out the whoo hoo and more saying it numbly instead of excited and yelling so it sounds all depressing
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Jul 5, 2019 19:18
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"With a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty..." |
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Jul 5, 2019 19:21
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pixaal posted:I sing duck tails theme in a depressed tone at 1/4 speed really stretching out the whoo hoo and more saying it numbly instead of excited and yelling so it sounds all depressing |
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Jul 5, 2019 19:35
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When I get off of this mountain You know where I want to go Straight down the Mississippi river To the Gulf of Mexico To Lake Charles, Louisiana Little Bessie, a girl that I once knew And she told me just to come on by If there's anything she could do Up on Cripple Creek she sends me If I spring a leak she mends me I don't have to speak she defends me A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one Good luck had just stung me To the race track I did go She bet on one horse to win And I bet on another to show Odds were in my favor I had him five to one When that nag to win came around the track Sure enough he had won Up on Cripple Creek she sends me If I spring a leak she mends me I don't have to speak she defends me A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one I took up all of my winnings And I gave my little Bessie half And she tore it up and blew it in my face Just for a laugh Now there's one thing in the whole wide world I sure would like to see That's when that little love of mine Dips her doughnut in my tea Up on Cripple Creek she sends me If I spring a leak she mends me I don't have to speak she defends me A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one Now me and my mate were back at the shack We had Spike Jones on the box She said, "I can't take the way he sings But I love to hear him talk" Now that just gave my heart a fall To the bottom of my feet And I swore as I took another pull My Bessie can't be beat Up on Cripple Creek she sends me If I spring a leak she mends me I don't have to speak she defends me A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one Now, it's hot in California And up north it's freezing cold And this living off the road Is getting pretty old So I guess I'll call up my big mama Tell her I'll be rolling in Bet you know, deep down, I'm kinda tempted To go and see my Bessie again Up on Cripple Creek she sends me If I spring a leak she mends me I don't have to speak she defends me A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 5, 2019 20:15
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Row, Row, Row Your Boat, sung ironically to help suppress the feeling of dread but it's not working.
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Jul 5, 2019 20:54
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"Miss You All the Time," but I'm singing it about my own O.A.R.'s. |
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Jul 5, 2019 22:46
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:"With a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty..." |
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Jul 6, 2019 01:42
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michael, row the boat ashore! ("how" eludes ya) |
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Jul 6, 2019 02:32
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Manifisto posted:michael, row the boat ashore! ("how" eludes ya)
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Jul 6, 2019 02:43
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Manifisto posted:michael, row the boat ashore! ("how" eludes ya) |
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Jul 6, 2019 03:39
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Orinoco Flow, because the impossibility of singing it will distract you from your impending doom. |
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Jul 6, 2019 04:52
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i knew i shouldn't have gone canoeing in poo poo Creek!! |
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Jul 6, 2019 05:34
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Manifisto posted:michael, row the boat ashore! ("how" eludes ya) |
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Jul 6, 2019 07:58
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Manifisto posted:michael, row the boat ashore! ("how" eludes ya) |
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Jul 6, 2019 15:30
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:"With a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty..." |
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Jul 6, 2019 16:59
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pixaal posted:I sing duck tails theme in a depressed tone at 1/4 speed really stretching out the whoo hoo and more saying it numbly instead of excited and yelling so it sounds all depressing https://youtu.be/LK5DQe8xD7E |
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Jul 6, 2019 17:23
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Sometimes you believe you don't need something in your life, but then you figure out, yes, this. This is it. Wooho-hoo.
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