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Jul 5, 2019 22:04
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waiting for gal gadot
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Jul 5, 2019 22:21
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It's been nice and all waiting for Godot but I think Imma go tho. |
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Jul 5, 2019 23:13
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Godot is my apparently constipated dog |
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Jul 5, 2019 23:43
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Waiting for Godot to hurry up and pass the joint. "Quit hogging that poo poo, man!"
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Jul 6, 2019 00:54
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/me gets increasingly irritated as Godot argues with the checker about 4 different coupons he clearly doesn't have the correct merchandise to redeem, then writes a check without filling in any information at all ahead of time.
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Jul 6, 2019 01:45
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/me seethes when Godot writes the check in French before translating it into English.
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Jul 6, 2019 01:50
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we're all long finished with our appetizers except g who is reeeeally savoring that caesar salad, the server is hovering nearby clearly desperate to bring the entrees but god dammit g is going to enjoy every last morsel of crisp romaine cut into dainty pieces with fork and knife and endlessly crunch every last crouton and aaaaAAAAAAAAAH
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Jul 6, 2019 02:24
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godot: whats on the desert menu??
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Jul 6, 2019 04:18
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i understand he's a busy guy but how long can a trial go on?? |
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Jul 6, 2019 05:33
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Godot on their phone playing words with friends on the only toilet in the men's room
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Jul 6, 2019 05:45
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godot transferring money onto his card at the checkout and then also refusing the assistant's help with packing BUT ALSO not beginning to pack until they have paid
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Jul 6, 2019 15:06
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godot brings their items to be rung up and then wanders back into the store to "just quickly go grab something." they begin to methodically browse the frozen goods
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Jul 6, 2019 15:09
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"i actually want to split this payment across two cards, cash and some (but not) all my winnings on this scratcher. sorry to be a pain"
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Jul 6, 2019 15:10
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Godot just finished with a customer and I'm next in line here at the DMV, but he hasn't motioned me over yet. He's still looking down, endlessly shuffling papers around, and I'm honestly starting to suspect he's procrastinating for the sake of it. |
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Jul 6, 2019 15:13
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Godot dropped his keys in the pond and guess who got volunteered to take his shoes off and roll up his pant legs to go in after them? I'm getting really tired of doing this sort of thing, for Godot. |
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Jul 6, 2019 15:15
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Robot Made of Meat posted:/me gets increasingly irritated as Godot argues with the checker about 4 different coupons he clearly doesn't have the correct merchandise to redeem, then writes a check without filling in any information at all ahead of time. Robot Made of Meat posted:/me seethes when Godot writes the check in French before translating it into English. lost my old email posted:godot brings their items to be rung up and then wanders back into the store to "just quickly go grab something." they begin to methodically browse the frozen goods lost my old email posted:"i actually want to split this payment across two cards, cash and some (but not) all my winnings on this scratcher. sorry to be a pain" All of this, plus his cart is basically full yet he has still decided to use the self check-out for some reason and every aspect of that process confuses him. I just need the attendant to come over and punch in his code to approve my alcohol purchase and I can be on my way. That's all I need. |
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Jul 6, 2019 16:43
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lost my old email posted:"i actually want to split this payment across two cards, cash and some (but not) all my winnings on this scratcher. sorry to be a pain" One of the cards is declined, so he tries another debit card, but he can't remember the PIN, even though he tries several different numbers. He then has to go out to his car to get his checkbook, but it isn't in his vehicle. |
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Jul 6, 2019 17:57
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guess whos browsing the BYOB goldmine it's godotthunder84 I hope he likes what he sees and his first post ever is here in BYOB, this evening |
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Jul 6, 2019 20:01
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treasure bear posted:guess whos browsing the BYOB goldmine |
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Jul 6, 2019 21:02
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treasure bear posted:guess whos browsing the BYOB goldmine
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Jul 6, 2019 21:37
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Pozzo vapes now. It's canon.
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Jul 7, 2019 01:46
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VLADIMIR: I'm swiping left on Tinder. I'm not even looking at their pictures. I'm just swiping left. ESTRAGON: I'm swiping right. VLADIMIR: I keep telling you to swipe left. You need to be discerning. Looking at Estragon's phone. Why is your profile picture so bad? ESTRAGON: It's better than it was. It used to be a meme. VLADIMIR: Was it the frog? ESTRAGON: Yes. VLADIMIR: Which one? ESTRAGON: Vague gesture. Oh, you know. Silence ESTRAGON: My turn to use the charger. My batteries are low. VLADIMIR: His batteries are low! ESTRAGON: That's what I said. VLADIMIR: His highness wishes to use the charger? ESTRAGON: [indignant] It's my prerogative! VLADIMIR: I hate to see it. ESTRAGON: That's the tea. VLADIMIR: It is. ESTRAGON: You hate to see it. VLADIMIR: I hate to see the tea. ESTRAGON: You do. Silence ESTRAGON: Let's go. VLADIMIR: We can't. ESTRAGON: Why not? VLADIMIR: This is the only place where there's wifi. ---------------- |
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Jul 7, 2019 02:01
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Jul 7, 2019 02:06
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Yo let's just ditch him. |
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Jul 7, 2019 18:21
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cda posted:VLADIMIR: I'm swiping left on Tinder. I'm not even looking at their pictures. I'm just swiping left.
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Jul 7, 2019 19:13
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VLADMIR: it's coming ESTRAGON: what's coming? we have to get to the restaurant! VLADMIR: Godot's coming, silver prius, plate ends with 66
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el dorito posted:VLADMIR: it's coming VLADMIR: see, look here. he is still well within the eta ESTRAGON: look at the map, he's circled that block twice! what is he doing?
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Jul 7, 2019 19:34
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el dorito posted:VLADMIR: it's coming |
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Jul 7, 2019 19:35
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el dorito posted:VLADMIR: it's coming |
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Jul 7, 2019 23:18
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cda posted:VLADIMIR: I'm swiping left on Tinder. I'm not even looking at their pictures. I'm just swiping left. |
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Jul 7, 2019 23:27
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el dorito posted:VLADMIR: it's coming |
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Jul 7, 2019 23:28
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Music Theory posted:Samuel L. Jackson: Welcome back, Godot. I just wanted to take a moment to harken back to this classic post. |
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Jul 8, 2019 01:32
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Godot 2.0, he comes out on stage immediately all covered in wires and buttons n poo poo and making dialup mouth noises
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Godot is taking like 10 minutes on every turn and part of it has got to be that he goofs off on his phone and doesn't pay attention during other peoples' turns so he has to catch up on the game state the box says 60-120 minutes but it's been almost 3 hours now |
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Jul 11, 2019 03:12
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Me: So anyway, those are my feelings, Godot, and I'm sorry if this seems sudden but I just couldn't keep them inside any longer. I hope that even if you don't feel the same way we can still be friends. Godot: ( • • • ) |
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