Waiting for Godot

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alnilam

cda posted:

VLADIMIR: I'm swiping left on Tinder. I'm not even looking at their pictures. I'm just swiping left.

ESTRAGON: I'm swiping right.

VLADIMIR: I keep telling you to swipe left. You need to be discerning. Looking at Estragon's phone. Why is your profile picture so bad?

ESTRAGON: It's better than it was. It used to be a meme.

VLADIMIR: Was it the frog?

ESTRAGON: Yes.

VLADIMIR: Which one?

ESTRAGON: Vague gesture. Oh, you know.

Silence

ESTRAGON: My turn to use the charger. My batteries are low.

VLADIMIR: His batteries are low!

ESTRAGON: That's what I said.

VLADIMIR: His highness wishes to use the charger?

ESTRAGON: [indignant] It's my prerogative!

VLADIMIR: I hate to see it.

ESTRAGON: That's the tea.

VLADIMIR: It is.

ESTRAGON: You hate to see it.

VLADIMIR: I hate to see the tea.

ESTRAGON: You do.

Silence

ESTRAGON: Let's go.

VLADIMIR: We can't.

ESTRAGON: Why not?

VLADIMIR: This is the only place where there's wifi.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2019 23:27

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alnilam

el dorito posted:

VLADMIR: it's coming

ESTRAGON: what's coming? we have to get to the restaurant!

VLADMIR: Godot's coming, silver prius, plate ends with 66

# ¿ Jul 7, 2019 23:28

alnilam

Nosfereefer posted:

isn't waiting for godot and rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead p much the same deal? someone ripped someone off

I've been trying to think of a rosecrans and gildenstern joke but couldn't. like maybe the shoehorned flinstones / jetsons crossover cartoon that happened but instead it's rosecrans and gildenstern toe to toe with vladimir and estragon, both pairs looking confusedly at the other, as their worlds collids

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# ¿ Jul 11, 2019 18:47

alnilam

don't keep waiting for me to think of a good joke teehee

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# ¿ Jul 11, 2019 18:48

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