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cda

by Hand Knit
Pozzo vapes now. It's canon.

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by Hand Knit
VLADIMIR: I'm swiping left on Tinder. I'm not even looking at their pictures. I'm just swiping left.

ESTRAGON: I'm swiping right.

VLADIMIR: I keep telling you to swipe left. You need to be discerning. Looking at Estragon's phone. Why is your profile picture so bad?

ESTRAGON: It's better than it was. It used to be a meme.

VLADIMIR: Was it the frog?

ESTRAGON: Yes.

VLADIMIR: Which one?

ESTRAGON: Vague gesture. Oh, you know.

Silence

ESTRAGON: My turn to use the charger. My batteries are low.

VLADIMIR: His batteries are low!

ESTRAGON: That's what I said.

VLADIMIR: His highness wishes to use the charger?

ESTRAGON: [indignant] It's my prerogative!

VLADIMIR: I hate to see it.

ESTRAGON: That's the tea.

VLADIMIR: It is.

ESTRAGON: You hate to see it.

VLADIMIR: I hate to see the tea.

ESTRAGON: You do.

Silence

ESTRAGON: Let's go.

VLADIMIR: We can't.

ESTRAGON: Why not?

VLADIMIR: This is the only place where there's wifi.

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el dorito posted:

VLADMIR: it's coming

ESTRAGON: what's coming? we have to get to the restaurant!

VLADMIR: Godot's coming, silver prius, plate ends with 66

cda

by Hand Knit

Finger Prince posted:

Due to unusually high call volume, wait times for Godot are longer than usual.

cda

by Hand Knit

google THIS posted:

Me: So anyway, those are my feelings, Godot, and I'm sorry if this seems sudden but I just couldn't keep them inside any longer. I hope that even if you don't feel the same way we can still be friends.

Godot: ( • • • )

Left on Read by Godot

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