- Doppelganger
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Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
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Jul 7, 2019 15:40
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- Adbot
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- The Klowner
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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lol
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Jul 7, 2019 18:00
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- Stoner Sloth
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*Caught carefully sneaking a turd into someone's pocket.*
"Don't turd in my pocket and tell me it's rear end-id rain!"
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Jul 7, 2019 21:28
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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there is only a button to flush the toilet?
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Jul 7, 2019 21:38
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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carefully transfers the just used toilet brush to the tub to be rinsed, dropping only 3 droplets on the floor in between
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Jul 7, 2019 22:55
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- alnilam
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Jul 7, 2019 23:38
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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You don't have to take the poop with you, you're supposed to leave it in there. The manager will inspect your turd and then flush it for you.
You do have to set it aside while you're flushing the toilet paper though.
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Jul 8, 2019 00:11
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- google THIS
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Walking around with a pooper scooper but no dog because I'm a responsible me owner.
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Jul 8, 2019 01:08
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- FutonForensic
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ok it's time for employee of the month. ok the winner is for Ron, who was nominated for *reading card* "going into all the bathroom stalls after people went poop and picking up their poop and hiding their poop around the office, like a fun game. Signed, Ron." ok Ron well you're not really supposed to nominate yourself but come on up and get your trophy--hey! there's a lil turd in this trophy. heh. guess I'm pretty good at your poop game Ron
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Jul 8, 2019 05:26
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- my new dog
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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never found that coin. been pikcing up my turds ever since
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Jul 9, 2019 13:15
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- Space Taxi
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I keep trying to flush the paper but without water its tough. I know the solution: more paper.
*buries the toilet bowl in a pile of paper and slinks away*
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Jul 9, 2019 18:29
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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I keep trying to flush the paper but without water its tough. I know the solution: more paper.
*buries the toilet bowl in a pile of paper and slinks away*
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Jul 10, 2019 00:55
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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It's okay, I like to save my turds and return them to the food store for the 5 cent deposit.
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Jul 10, 2019 06:39
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- FutonForensic
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carefully trying to hover the cursor over the health pack and take it instead of the turd that has a bad collision mesh and is bouncing all around the inside of the toilet
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Jul 11, 2019 16:21
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- google THIS
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My face is turning into toilet paper because I feel embarrassed.
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Jul 11, 2019 16:45
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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*haphazardly shoves turds in pocket"
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Jul 11, 2019 18:58
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- google THIS
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After hours of plunging and snaking the plumber finally holds up a bucket of water and gives me a look that says, "Really?" Like just do your job dickhead I'm not paying you to judge me.
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Jul 11, 2019 23:11
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Bringing my coat with the extra pockets because I had a big Mexican lunch
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Jul 12, 2019 08:03
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- google THIS
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A turd in the pocket is worth two in the bush, at least that's what my neighbor said after I pooped in his bushes.
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Jul 12, 2019 14:11
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- Space Taxi
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Turd in My Pocket toy line. Over one hundred unique turds to collect.
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Jul 12, 2019 15:39
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- Stoner Sloth
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Turd in My Pocket toy line. Over one hundred unique turds to collect.
Dammit! I got Whiskey Shitstm again! These booster packs are a rip off!!
Stoner Sloth fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Jul 12, 2019
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Jul 12, 2019 19:53
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- google THIS
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I'm still trying to get the ultra-rare Bristol 4 but I'm lucky if I can afford one every other day, it's going to take forever at this rate.
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Jul 12, 2019 21:06
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Rally 'round the family
With a pocket full of SHITS
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Jul 14, 2019 07:19
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- mailorder bees
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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*metal detector goes off*
please remove any keys and loose change you have
*drops handful upon handful of turds from pockets into change tray*
thanks Manifisto!
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Jul 15, 2019 22:42
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- super sweet best pal
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Banned from the local hold'em scene after revealing my pocket deuces.
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Jul 16, 2019 18:05
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- mailorder bees
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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Banned from the local hold'em scene after revealing my pocket deuces.
thanks Manifisto!
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Jul 16, 2019 18:29
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- google THIS
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Banned from the local hold'em scene after revealing my pocket deuces.
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Jul 16, 2019 20:42
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Banned from the local hold'em scene after revealing my pocket deuces.
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Jul 17, 2019 03:58
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