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# ? Jul 7, 2019 15:40

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 19:34

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Take a poop leave a poop.

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# ? Jul 7, 2019 16:03

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I'm gonna go take a poo poo *whipers* literally

# ? Jul 7, 2019 16:05

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

Poop directly into the waste bucket, but flush the toilet paper

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

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# ? Jul 7, 2019 17:02

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol

# ? Jul 7, 2019 18:00

Stoner Sloth

*Caught carefully sneaking a turd into someone's pocket.*

"Don't turd in my pocket and tell me it's rear end-id rain!"

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# ? Jul 7, 2019 21:28

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

there is only a button to flush the toilet?

# ? Jul 7, 2019 21:38

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

carefully transfers the just used toilet brush to the tub to be rinsed, dropping only 3 droplets on the floor in between

# ? Jul 7, 2019 22:55

alnilam

The Clowner posted:

lol

# ? Jul 7, 2019 23:38

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

You don't have to take the poop with you, you're supposed to leave it in there. The manager will inspect your turd and then flush it for you.

You do have to set it aside while you're flushing the toilet paper though.

# ? Jul 8, 2019 00:11

google THIS

Walking around with a pooper scooper but no dog because I'm a responsible me owner.

# ? Jul 8, 2019 01:08

FutonForensic

ok it's time for employee of the month. ok the winner is for Ron, who was nominated for *reading card* "going into all the bathroom stalls after people went poop and picking up their poop and hiding their poop around the office, like a fun game. Signed, Ron." ok Ron well you're not really supposed to nominate yourself but come on up and get your trophy--hey! there's a lil turd in this trophy. heh. guess I'm pretty good at your poop game Ron

# ? Jul 8, 2019 05:26

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

never found that coin. been pikcing up my turds ever since

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# ? Jul 9, 2019 13:15

Space Taxi

I keep trying to flush the paper but without water its tough. I know the solution: more paper.

*buries the toilet bowl in a pile of paper and slinks away*

# ? Jul 9, 2019 18:29

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Space Taxi posted:

I keep trying to flush the paper but without water its tough. I know the solution: more paper.

*buries the toilet bowl in a pile of paper and slinks away*

# ? Jul 10, 2019 00:55

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

It's okay, I like to save my turds and return them to the food store for the 5 cent deposit.

# ? Jul 10, 2019 06:39

FutonForensic

carefully trying to hover the cursor over the health pack and take it instead of the turd that has a bad collision mesh and is bouncing all around the inside of the toilet

# ? Jul 11, 2019 16:21

ToxicSlurpee: -=SEND HELP=-

I saw you take that dump. Put it back.

I'm sewage flavored.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 16:37

google THIS

My face is turning into toilet paper because I feel embarrassed.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 16:45

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

*haphazardly shoves turds in pocket"

# ? Jul 11, 2019 18:58

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

*carefully burgles turd*

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# ? Jul 11, 2019 19:23

google THIS

After hours of plunging and snaking the plumber finally holds up a bucket of water and gives me a look that says, "Really?" Like just do your job dickhead I'm not paying you to judge me.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 23:11