pixaal posted:

I'd like to roll a stealth check for additional turds

DM: Doppelganger took all of them

Not all of them

DM: What do you mean?

I'd like to reach up his butt and get some fresh ones
*the table gasps*
DM: I'm going to need you to roll 2 d20s
*Sweet beads on my face* first die, a 20 *I blow on my lucky D20, it's the one that lights up if you get a 20"
*The die slips out of my hand and rolls off the table*
DM: "That's live!"
*The die rolls under the couch, a faint glow is seen from underneath*
*the table cheers*
DM: "add one fresh turd, 3 kernels of corn, and a peanut to your inventory"