- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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It's okay, I like to save my turds and return them to the food store for the 5 cent deposit.
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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*haphazardly shoves turds in pocket"
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Jul 11, 2019 18:58
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Bringing my coat with the extra pockets because I had a big Mexican lunch
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Jul 12, 2019 08:03
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Rally 'round the family
With a pocket full of SHITS
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Jul 14, 2019 07:19
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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*ever so carefully inching hands over the toilet bowl like Indiana Jones and that little artifact*
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Jul 21, 2019 05:30
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Getting forced by security at the turd store to turn out my pockets. "I swear, I came in with these."
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Jul 26, 2019 08:05
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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*carefully places turds in Hot Pockets on the Hot Pockets assembly line. (Hot Pockets' new flavor is "turd.")*
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Aug 2, 2019 07:44
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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After saving up all year I'm going to surprise my family with a turducken. Right after I figure out what an ucken is.
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Aug 3, 2019 10:14
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May 10, 2024 10:27
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Let me tell you a thing or two about "cargo shorts"
My cargo long
It gets good mileage
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