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Jul 17, 2019 12:09
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but that doesn't answer the question who is the deuce?
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Jul 17, 2019 15:42
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I tried to put my t'ird in my pocket but it doesn't fit
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Jul 21, 2019 12:20
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dogs use the backyard and cats use the litter box people generally use toilets because you can flush it after typing in your account and have the the waste sent to your fecal-aquarium to retire.
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Jul 24, 2019 19:33
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Doppelganger posted:Player: I attempt to pick the guard's pocket, and I roll... 18! I'd like to roll a stealth check for additional turds DM: Doppelganger took all of them Not all of them DM: What do you mean? I'd like to reach up his butt and get some fresh ones *the table gasps* DM: I'm going to need you to roll 2 d20s *Sweet beads on my face* first die, a 20 *I blow on my lucky D20, it's the one that lights up if you get a 20" *The die slips out of my hand and rolls off the table* DM: "That's live!" *The die rolls under the couch, a faint glow is seen from underneath* *the table cheers* DM: "add one fresh turd, 3 kernels of corn, and a peanut to your inventory"
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Aug 2, 2019 13:53
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mom, it's dungeons and dookies!
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