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Walking around with a pooper scooper but no dog because I'm a responsible me owner.
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Jul 8, 2019 01:08
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May 10, 2024 09:39
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My face is turning into toilet paper because I feel embarrassed.
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Jul 11, 2019 16:45
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After hours of plunging and snaking the plumber finally holds up a bucket of water and gives me a look that says, "Really?" Like just do your job dickhead I'm not paying you to judge me.
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Jul 11, 2019 23:11
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A turd in the pocket is worth two in the bush, at least that's what my neighbor said after I pooped in his bushes.
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Jul 12, 2019 14:11
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I'm still trying to get the ultra-rare Bristol 4 but I'm lucky if I can afford one every other day, it's going to take forever at this rate.
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Jul 12, 2019 21:06
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Banned from the local hold'em scene after revealing my pocket deuces.
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Jul 16, 2019 20:42
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May 10, 2024 09:39
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'Cause I got one turd in my pocket
And the other one I'm flingin' at that guy
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