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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

well my name is allen dulles
and i'm here to say
it's fun to kill JFK
in an orchestrated way

I'm white as gently caress
and I'm here to say
I can't think up new lyrics
for this rap today

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Benagain posted:

"I killed JFK
In an orchestrated way" flows better

Okay, thanks for the footnote on my joke you cretin

Mandel Brotset
Jan 1, 2024

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

Okay, thanks for the footnote on my joke you cretin

what’s this from, I can’t place the song

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


i think its a professor elemental lyric. not sure what song, but i can hear it in his voice

e:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk

Doc Hawkins has issued a correction as of 23:54 on Apr 5, 2024

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




jo jo jolyon knows how to partay

fr0id
Jul 27, 2016

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
I’d rather read PFC do vaccine conspiracies than a single goon trying to be weird Al for parapolitics

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

just listen to this https://keithallendennis.bandcamp.com/track/wikiup-explicit

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/R_H_Ebright/status/1774771921789264123?t=L1UQgnhkf3DTUQiAxL3Rwg&s=19

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die



I mean, yeah. It would stop bioweapons lab leaks if we stopped having bioweapons labs.

Seems pretty straightfoward to me.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Maybe they can gain a function where a new virus fights all the previously released bioweapons like Lyme, the bird flu now transmitting to mammals, COVID, etc

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/OnTakahashi/status/1776429002133217547?t=hyKEprFhcdF2hY8OmyFS1g&s=19

https://twitter.com/ChrisAlvino/status/1776342164630327418?t=5L7VJY6_4fBp_Pw75HUVcA&s=19

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


my virus gains the function of the other 8 virus masters it has to defeat to breach the walls of dr wilys fortress

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019


I knew it!

iirc there were some people who had it done in fear of imminent societal collapse. good luck to them.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

mawarannahr posted:

I knew it!

iirc there were some people who had it done in fear of imminent societal collapse. good luck to them.

finally all the time in the world to read….oh no lasik blinded me

no…no!!!

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Sex & Dating Coach | Creative | Computer Scientist | AuDHD | disabled from LASIK & C19 | he/him | #ActuallyAutistic | #CovidIsAirborne | obligatory ░🐈░

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009
Why fix your eyes before collapse? That seems like a good exp farm sidequest-line to deny yourself

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009
Lasik forced him to become a sex pest, truly evil procedure

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


im very glad it did not blind or otherwise torment me in the decade since ive had it, but i can believe that it can and has hosed people up.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



wearing contacts isn't really a big deal imo

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

lol at the guy who came up with this stuff. sounds real trustworthy.
Svyatoslav Fyodorov

en.m.wikipedia.org posted:

Svyatoslav Nikolayevich Fyodorov (Russian: Святослав Николаевич Фёдоров; 8 August 1927 – 2 June 2000) was a Russian ophthalmologist, politician, professor, full member of the Russian Academy of Sciences and Russian Academy of Medical Sciences. He is considered to be a pioneer of refractive surgery. He was also one of the candidates in the 1996 Russian presidential election, running as a member of the Party of Workers' Self-Government.

## Politics

In the 1980s through the early 1990s, Fyodorov called for repeal of the Soviet Union's one-party system while still a member of the Communist Party.[4]

Fyodorov was a member of the Congress of People's Deputies from 1989 to 1991.

In 1991 he rejected an offer by Boris Yeltsin to become Russia's premier.[4]

Considered one of the Soviet Union's first highly successful practicing capitalists, he was a proponent for the denationalization of the economy.[4][5] On June 12, 1991, the day of Russia's inaugural presidential election, Fyodorov told state media that he believed that Russia's revival hinged on the "de-statization" of property. Fyodorov argued that, "If in the US the main means of production are concentrated in the hands of 13% of the population", then Russia should distribute ownership of those resources among 50-60% of its population through the creation of "people's enterprises" and joint-stock companies.[5] "We have the biggest scientific community in the world, where the intellectual component constitutes 90% of industrial costs. This factor plus our natural resources and territory give us a chance, in the course of one generation, to leave behind the US and, perhaps, Japan," he said.[5]

In 1992 he became the co-chairman of the Party of Economic Freedom, an early liberal party.[4]

Fyodorov was elected to the lower house of the Russian parliament, the State Duma, in 1995, the chairman of his own small party.[4]

Considered to be on the center-left of the Russian political spectrum, Fyodorov was the founder and leader of the Party of Workers' Self-Government, which was one of the most influential social-democratic movements in Russia during the 1990s.[6][7]

In 1994 Fyodorov had described his political objective by stating, "I want peasants to own farms, workers to own factories, physicians to own clinics, and everyone to pay a 30% tax, and the rest is theirs."[7]

### Presidential campaign

Fyodorov ran as the candidate of the Party of Workers' Self-Government in the 1996 Russian presidential election[7]

As a presidential candidate, Fyodorov advocated for the mass creation of joint stock companies to guarantee workers a share of profits and allow them to actively participate in management of their companies. He dubbed this concept "democratic capitalism" or "popular socialism".[7] Fyodorov advocated for economic freedom, simple and moderate taxation, stimulation of production, and a ban on exports of most raw materials.[7] Fyodorov promised that his policies would double the nation's GDP within five years.[8] Fyodorov proclaimed to draw inspiration in his politics from both Ross Perot and Deng Xiaoping.[7]

Up until early May, Fyodorov unsuccessfully attempted to negotiate the creation of a third force coalition, with negotiations largely centering on a coalition between him and fellow candidates Yavlinsky and Lebed.[9]

## Death

Returning from an academic conference in 2000, Fyodorov died in a crash of his clinic's four-seater helicopter on the outskirts of Moscow.

mawarannahr has issued a correction as of 08:32 on Apr 6, 2024

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

quote:

Fyodorov proclaimed to draw inspiration in his politics from both Ross Perot and Deng Xiaoping.

incredible

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

btw 1996 was this one just as a reminder

maybe he was the harm reduction candidate ...

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

Doc Hawkins posted:

im very glad it did not blind or otherwise torment me in the decade since ive had it, but i can believe that it can and has hosed people up.

same. but since it didn’t it’s basically the best thing I ever did. laser eyes ftw

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Zodium posted:

laser eyes ftw

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


my wife was disabled blind without quarter-inch thick glasses before lasik and now her vision is better than mind. lasik is a miracle.

OH MY BAD
Feb 5, 2024

by Pragmatica

(and can't post for 8 days!)

hot guy / fucks a lot / women feel safe around me/ flawed genius / blinded by elective surgery / #followthescience

OH MY BAD
Feb 5, 2024

by Pragmatica

(and can't post for 8 days!)

ive got laser eyes, and i know what you're thinking

multistability
Feb 15, 2014

FFT posted:

Sex & Dating Coach | Creative | Computer Scientist | AuDHD | disabled from LASIK & C19 | he/him | #ActuallyAutistic | #CovidIsAirborne | obligatory ░🐈░



Hi, I'm Bam Margera and this is going blind from lasik surgery

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



ham margera

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


FFT posted:

Sex & Dating Coach | Creative | Computer Scientist | AuDHD | disabled from LASIK & C19 | he/him | #ActuallyAutistic | #CovidIsAirborne | obligatory ░🐈░



can't get more goon than that

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
Even if complications are within 5 percentage points, the minor inconvenience of glasses/contacts against the severe potential consequences and cost of LASIK will never balance out for me. Hard pass.

Danger
Jan 4, 2004

all desire - the thirst for oil, war, religious salvation - needs to be understood according to what he calls 'the demonogrammatical decoding of the Earth's body'
glasses are distinguished imo

DJJIB-DJDCT
Feb 1, 2024

Wasn't Lyme's disease possibly a weapons leak as well?

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

DJJIB-DJDCT posted:

Wasn't Lyme's disease possibly a weapons leak as well?

They were loving around with Lyme, anthrax, and a ton of other poo poo at Plum Island and then whoops turns out all their containment procedures were inadequate, like down to having the wrong sized mesh on screens. They used to shoot any deer that swam to the island but at some point they just stopped giving a poo poo.

Lab 257 by Michael Carroll and Bitten by Kris Newby are 2 books on the subject. Here's a pdf for Lab 257: https://archive.org/details/michael-carroll-lab-257_202404

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

:cb: :filez: :cb:

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:

They were loving around with Lyme, anthrax, and a ton of other poo poo at Plum Island and then whoops turns out all their containment procedures were inadequate, like down to having the wrong sized mesh on screens. They used to shoot any deer that swam to the island but at some point they just stopped giving a poo poo.

Lab 257 by Michael Carroll and Bitten by Kris Newby are 2 books on the subject. Here's a pdf for Lab 257: https://archive.org/details/michael-carroll-lab-257_202404

I choose to believe that 'Bitten by Kris Newby' is the entire title of that book

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Kris 'Stupid' Newby

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

OH MY BAD posted:

ive got laser eyes, and i know what you're thinking

I've always thought you were a curious fellow

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

LASIK!
HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT
TAKEN MY SOUL
LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HE YEEEEEEEELLLLLL

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Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

DJJIB-DJDCT posted:

Wasn't Lyme's disease possibly a weapons leak as well?

Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:

They were loving around with Lyme, anthrax, and a ton of other poo poo at Plum Island and then whoops turns out all their containment procedures were inadequate, like down to having the wrong sized mesh on screens. They used to shoot any deer that swam to the island but at some point they just stopped giving a poo poo.

Lab 257 by Michael Carroll and Bitten by Kris Newby are 2 books on the subject. Here's a pdf for Lab 257: https://archive.org/details/michael-carroll-lab-257_202404

Around 100 pages ago ...

multistability posted:

Bitten by Kris Newby is a good book on Willy Burgdorfer, Plum Island, Fort Detrick (of course), and how Lyme disease is prob a product of ticks-as-vectors bioweapon research

Frosted Flake posted:

No loving way lmao

:psyduck:

Endman posted:

Considering that people have been getting Lyme disease for hundreds of years, that seems unlikely.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they deliberately infected a bunch of the population with it as some kind of test, but ticks have been giving people bacterial infections forever. This guy is the oldest known person to have had it: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%96tzi

multistability posted:

I probably should have said "the modern epidemic of Lyme disease whose epicenter is Lyme, Conneticut circa 1975". Obv Willy Burgdorfer didn't synthesise the Lyme disease spirochete in Fort Detrick, he (probably) just weaponised it. The book goes into all this - it's good

Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:

yeah, Lab 257 by Carroll also postulates tick escapees from Plum Island - iirc at one point in the 80s someone inspected some vent screens and found them to be larger than specced, the implication being that not only could ticks/vectors potentially escape thru there but that none of the other security/containment features could be trusted on paper. Originally they were supposed to cull any deer that made it to the island to avoid them potentially bringing infected bugs to the mainland but at some point that fell off too

edit: pdf here https://ia903108.us.archive.org/19/items/Lab257HowLymeDiseaseWasCreatedAgenda21/Michael_Carroll_Lab_257.pdf lol @ the url

Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:

Lol Burgdorfer is named dropped on page 5 and then on page 41 he tells author Carroll oh yeah sure Plum Island might be the source of the modern Lyme epidemic, maybe, I don't know! Don't look at me! He's also called Wally here.

Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:

call me some guy itt right now:

White-tailed deer often swim across Plum Gut, the two-mile-wide strait that separates Plum Island from Long Island. Countless birds— including seagulls, Canadian geese, and osprey—fly between coastal Con- necticut, Long Island, and Plum Island. Old Lyme lies directly in the flight vector of birds that congregate on Plum Island and migrate north and south along the East Coast. When biological security was taken seriously in the early 1950s, deer were shot on sight by trained snipers. Even puppies and dogs, fatefully setting their paws on the island’s beaches with their owners, would be euthanized. By 1975, germs on Plum Island increased in both numbers and virulence—but safety and security measures moved in the opposite direction.

Tests were supposed to be held in airtight laboratory rooms. Instead, internal government documents prove there were gaping holes in the lab roofs where air currents and insects freely came and went, depending upon the direction of the wind. What’s more, the animals were held in outdoor pens, where they were injected with virus vaccines and fed out of open-air feeding troughs. Plum Island workers witnessed birds flying in and out of the pens, picking morsels from the troughs. Wild animals were shooed away, but not before birds swooped down and mingled with the test ani- mals. One eyewitness reported seeing deer entering the animal pens to feed.

If Dr. Traub continued his outdoor germ experiments with the Army and experimented with ticks outdoors, the ticks would have made contact with mice, deer, and more than 140 species of wild birds known to frequent and nest on Plum Island. The birds spread their toxic cargo to resting and nesting perches atop the great elms and oaks of Old Lyme and elsewhere, just like they spread the West Nile virus throughout the United States.

Researchers trying to prove that Lyme disease existed before 1975 claim to have isolated Bb in ticks collected on nearby Shelter Island and Long Island in the late 1940s. That timing coincides with both Erich Traub’s arrival in the United States on Project PAPERCLIP and the Army’s selection of Plum Island as its offshore biological warfare laboratory.

The USDA’s spokesperson, Sandy Miller Hays, is unconvinced about the possibility of a link between Lyme disease and Plum Island:

"Lyme disease—well, the positive agent for Lyme disease was identi- fied in 1948, which was about six years before Plum Island came into being. So then some people blame the Army. There is a part of me that says, “Let me get this straight, the U.S. Army, that had saved the world, came along after the war and said, ‘Let’s poison a bunch of ticks and turn them loose on people in Connecticut?’ ”
We kind of giggle around here about the stories, but some of them are just outlandish. I always laugh about Nazi scientists. . . .
Do you want to hear about how [scientists] are keeping a cow from drooling or do you want to hear about poisoned ticks and the Nazi scientists? It’s always more fun to tell those scary stories."

A PR expert, Hays had Scientific American eating out of her hand in June 2000, when they reported her as saying, “ ‘We still get asked about the Nazi scientists,’ . . . [with] the slightest trace of weariness creeping into her voice.” In their feature story on Plum Island, the prestigious magazine dubbed the intrigue surrounding the island as a “fanciful fictional tapestry.”

multistability posted:

Kris Newby, Bitten:

During the mid-1950s, Willy spent a lot of time away from the Rocky Mountain Lab, at Camp Detrick, in Maryland, working with project manager Dale W. Jenkins, chief of the entomology division of the U.S. Army Chemical Corps. ... James Oliver, a young soldier working under Jenkins ... first met Willy in 1955, during one of his trips to Fort Detrick. Oliver was working on a program to drop weaponized ticks out of airplanes,12 and he and Willy brainstormed ways to increase the reproduction rate of ticks to keep up with military needs.13 In the end, they couldn’t figure out how to get ticks to lay more eggs. Willy worked for several years exploring the “efficiency and potentiality of ticks in maintaining the Colorado Tick Fever virus and in their ability to transmit the disease to man or other important hosts.” This required that he dissect infected baby mouse brains, isolate the virus from the tissue, and then force-feed the virus into various species of ticks. He created a vaccine for this virus and tested it on twenty-seven human volunteers at Montana State Prison, reporting that there were no ill effects from the trial except for “a marked depressing effect on the bone marrow and the antibody-forming apparatus.” (In other words, the virus suppressed the human immune system.)

[...]

Where had the agents discovered in ticks from the Long Island Sound come from? I think the most likely scenario is a military experiment gone wrong or an accidental release from Plum Island Animal Disease Center of New York. Plum Island research focused primarily on animal diseases such as babesiosis, rickettsias, foot-and-mouth disease, duck plague, and swine flu virus. The researchers at Plum Island also raised large quantities of ticks,10 and they’ve had a few containment issues.

Epstein thread rules when people share detailed book and article quotes.

It's me, I'm the poster who reads every post (and remembers too much).

:buddy:

Hubbert has issued a correction as of 20:05 on Apr 7, 2024

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