going to the shouting range

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canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

it's indoors and gets a little loud so I'll double up on ear protection.

# ? Jul 8, 2019 17:15

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canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

exercising my right to keep and bear AAAAAHHHS

# ? Jul 8, 2019 17:15

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

had to wait 6 months and spent $200 on a tax stamp to get a baffled suppressor tube to shout into

# ? Jul 8, 2019 17:16

FutonForensic

everyone hits the deck as i accidentally throw my voice behind me

# ? Jul 8, 2019 18:13

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

all you GOD DAMNED targets gotta do the DUMBEST thing possible at EVERY GOD DAMNED MINUTES

crimes

# ? Jul 8, 2019 18:33

redm

getting escorted from the premises after security checks my bag and discovers a cache of f-bombs

# ? Jul 8, 2019 18:48

google THIS

Not a single person with PTSD is complaining about what I'm yelling, ya that's what you call trigger discipline.

# ? Jul 8, 2019 19:16

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

google THIS posted:

Not a single person with PTSD is complaining about what I'm yelling, ya that's what you call trigger discipline.

# ? Jul 8, 2019 19:22

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

# ? Jul 8, 2019 19:23

alnilam

canyoneer posted:

# ? Jul 8, 2019 19:28

alnilam

long ago the National Ranting Association used to be all about education and lessons and stuff but they've really gone off the rails lately

# ? Jul 8, 2019 19:30

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

FutonForensic posted:

everyone hits the deck as i accidentally throw my voice behind me

What kind of rounds do you have in your ventriloclips?

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jul 8, 2019 19:53

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

i must have freaked out the cop at that traffic stop in a bad neighborhood, because he walked up to my car with one hand half-cupped around his mouth and took a deep breath

# ? Jul 8, 2019 21:45

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I yelled at the Sheriff, but I didn't yell at the Deputy.

Oh, no.

# ? Jul 8, 2019 21:49

google THIS

Mumblers have been outlawed ever since the Asphinctersayswhat Massacre.

# ? Jul 8, 2019 22:29

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

friendly fire incident, i was attempting to ask my child in the back yard what they wanted to eat for snackytimes and raised my voice one decibel too high.

the NRA already paid my bail

crimes

# ? Jul 8, 2019 22:38

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

"Shout, shout, let it all out!"

the Tears for Fears massacre

# ? Jul 8, 2019 22:42

lost my old email

i open carry a megaphone as is my god given right

_{_{_{_{_{_{woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo}}}}}}

# ? Jul 8, 2019 23:11

Macnult

�you�re a pretty good shout, kid�

�thanks my parents are from long island�

# ? Jul 8, 2019 23:15

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

Splatmaster posted:

What kind of rounds do you have in your ventriloclips?

it's not a clap, it's a maracazine

# ? Jul 8, 2019 23:35

Stoner Sloth

alnilam posted:

long ago the National Ranting Association used to be all about education and lessons and stuff but they've really gone off the rails lately

google THIS posted:

Mumblers have been outlawed ever since the Asphinctersayswhat Massacre.

Splatmaster posted:

I yelled at the Sheriff, but I didn't yell at the Deputy.

Oh, no.

google THIS posted:

Not a single person with PTSD is complaining about what I'm yelling, ya that's what you call trigger discipline.

lost my old email posted:

i open carry a megaphone as is my god given right

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# ? Jul 8, 2019 23:52

google THIS

Carry a tiny stick and scream at the top of your lungs.

# ? Jul 9, 2019 00:08

Stoner Sloth

Don't bring a polite and moderate volume to a shouting match.

# ? Jul 9, 2019 00:19

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

when you're talking lungs, two is one and one is none.

# ? Jul 9, 2019 00:20

google THIS

Shakily turning on my phone's microphone and holding my Bluetooth speaker to the side of my head, tears in my eyes as I prepare my best Howie scream.

google THIS fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Jul 9, 2019

# ? Jul 9, 2019 00:48

xcheopis

Splatmaster posted:

"Shout, shout, let it all out!"

the Tears for Fears massacre

# ? Jul 9, 2019 01:04

redm

https://youtu.be/_Ubyp5vkj1Q

# ? Jul 9, 2019 01:14

Farecoal: There he go

"They cut through us like a hot knife through-"

"Hey! You got a license for that simile??"

# ? Jul 9, 2019 01:43

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

megaphones aren't practical home defense, but it's a fun range toy

# ? Jul 9, 2019 02:08

google THIS

Reading aloud from a high capacity magazine.

# ? Jul 9, 2019 02:30

Goons Are Gifts

Neighborhood watch got so weird since those two deaf guys moved in next door.

# ? Jul 9, 2019 02:42

google THIS

YELLING IN THE NAME OF

# ? Jul 9, 2019 03:21

google THIS

Yelling in the name of

# ? Jul 9, 2019 03:31

Macnult

google THIS posted:

Reading aloud from a high capacity magazine.

# ? Jul 9, 2019 03:33

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

google THIS posted:

Yelling in the name of

some of those that work forces
are the same with loud voices

# ? Jul 9, 2019 03:35

Manifisto

would love to go, but I've been banned for constantly using "that's what she said" . . . the range is not licensed for semi-automatic weapons . . .

# ? Jul 9, 2019 03:57

google THIS

Those who cried are justified
We ruined their naps, with our noisy shouts

# ? Jul 9, 2019 04:05

alnilam

heading over to the 500 yard range. people say it's impractical but actually those distances and more are pretty common in alpine settings with open meadowlands

# ? Jul 9, 2019 04:15

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

opera singer brags to his friends that his voice is registered as a deadly weapon

# ? Jul 9, 2019 04:51

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PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

iron man but his foot and hand jets are mouths which are just fuckin, screaming

crimes

# ? Jul 9, 2019 05:21

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