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this stove is incredibly rude I don't know why we came here
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WHERE THE DEER AND THE ANTELOPE PLAY |
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Jul 9, 2019 06:02
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you don't sing a song at a shout fight |
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Jul 9, 2019 06:06
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gonna set up a restaurant/bar next door called SHOUTEYS where we have awful loving theme nights like SHOUTRAGEOUS SATURDAY STANDUP full of just the most wretched swamp thing rear end regressive MAGA hat style honkey blowjobs getting up on our way-too-much-gain mic and single PA whhich was blown out YEARS ago when i got drunk and played Def Leppard too loud, and the jokes these unrepentant backwater throwback style shriner charity hospital sons of bitches will make? oh. oh, lord. a bilious flood of unceasing hatred and bigotry so pure of form that it dances through the air, like some mischevious kobold druid animated a fart. the only people working will be utterly unqualified and untrained high school girls who qualify via both being of the volleyball team and willing to work in tight shorts. every free square foot of space is occupied by a cop, breakdancing, guns ablaze by "accident." this continues even when we're closed. the exterminators can do nothing for their jurisdiction died with their childhood dreams. crimes |
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Jul 9, 2019 06:18
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there will be a television. on EVERY wall. all sports possible at every waking minute. the bathroom will be a curved TV leading into a central trough, which consumes all
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Jul 9, 2019 06:20
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The matrix but all the slow mo shots are just closeups of mouths moving |
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Jul 9, 2019 07:15
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Drink-Mix Man posted:The matrix but all the slow mo shots are just closeups of mouths moving do you think those are words you're saying now? |
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Jul 9, 2019 13:35
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google THIS posted:Carry a tiny stick and scream at the top of your lungs. Lmao |
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Jul 9, 2019 14:23
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This range is only 50 meters so I can't bring my hard R |
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Jul 9, 2019 15:20
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I have a concealed and carry permit to whisper...
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 9, 2019 17:09
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My mouth had to be registered as a deadly weapon 
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Jul 9, 2019 17:21
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Vietnam vet says with a thousand yard stare, "Yeah, I was over there. Got in a shouting match with the enemy. He called me some really mean names. Hurt my feelings real bad and all they gave me was this stinking purple heart." *throws medal in the river* |
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Jul 9, 2019 18:20
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We were just standing there, talking about how cool our pets are and what we will do with our wives once we get home. No one expected a sniper at this range. We had no chance. None at all. He hit us with the most precise and most brutal your mom jokes from miles away. The Navy SEALS taught us to deal with pain, but not like this. At that day we left the base as soldiers, but we came back as broken men.
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Jul 9, 2019 18:39
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canyoneer posted:some of those that work forces 
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Jul 9, 2019 19:06
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Jul 9, 2019 22:57
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So get up get, get get down 911 is a croak in yo town Get up, get, get, get down Late 911 hardly makes a sound https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 9, 2019 23:02
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angry that I went to the shouting range instead of the shooting range but unsure what to do about it because they just keep charging me. |
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Jul 9, 2019 23:22
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that episode of the Simpsons where Bart strings fifty (50) megaphones together but it's me at the shouting range, cavalierly disregarding the three (3) megaphone policy |
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Jul 9, 2019 23:31
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drill instructor calling everyone maggots, weaklings, momma's boys, etc. before teaching them how to properly do a lip roll |
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Jul 9, 2019 23:36
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Thingyman posted:drill instructor calling everyone maggots, weaklings, momma's boys, etc. before teaching them how to properly do a lip roll Drill sergeants killing recruits like Freman in Dune only they don't need weirding modules I DON'T KNOW WHAT I BEEN TOLD! AIN'T NONE OF YOU IS GETTING OLD! I DON'T KNOW BUT IT'S BEEN SAID! IF I YELL TOO LOUD YOU'LL ALL BE DEAD! SOUND OFF! *silence because everyone's dead** Chill Sergeant: See, that's why I only ever whisper to you guys, because I care about you. Now please walk quietly and let's get away from this carnage |
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Jul 10, 2019 00:02
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I have no mouth and I must scream. God drat mandatory waiting periods. |
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Jul 10, 2019 00:11
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I have no mouth and I must scream. God drat mandatory waiting periods. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 10, 2019 00:15
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I have no mouth and I must scream. God drat mandatory waiting periods.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I have no mouth and I must scream. God drat mandatory waiting periods.
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Jul 10, 2019 02:40
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I went to a shouting range in Nevada once that let you shout full auto. None of this Ah! Ah! AH! AH! AH!, just full on AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! Awesome. My friend went to Cambodia and he went to a range there where they'd let you shout an actual F-bomb! He said it was kind of creepy though, because you know that pretty much all of the words they have there to shout have been used to hurt someone's feelings at some point. |
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Jul 10, 2019 04:09
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airport security took me aside for extra screening. i guess my trumpet case does look a lot like a megaphone |
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Jul 10, 2019 06:10
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I have no mouth and I must scream. God drat mandatory waiting periods. |
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Jul 10, 2019 14:23
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That time in that movie about those Greek guys and that one guy said THIS IS SPARTA! And then that other guy falls backwards into the well.
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Jul 10, 2019 14:51
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https://twitter.com/infinite_scream/status/1148950991997480960?s=20
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Jul 10, 2019 15:11
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In 1959 The Isley Brothers told yet another sordid tale of love turned to murderous obsession. |
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Jul 10, 2019 16:32
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My superpowers protect me from words but I worry that criminals might discover my weakness to sticks and stones.
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Jul 10, 2019 17:20
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Jul 10, 2019 20:08
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bisexual makes a pun, does finger guns, murders entire room
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Jul 11, 2019 17:27
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any experienced shouter knows to avoid a dirty mouth |
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Jul 11, 2019 21:18
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people call me obsessive but i brush my mouth out with mouth cleaner twice a day,evrn when i don't go to the range
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Jul 11, 2019 21:41
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I know what you're thinking. "Did he shout six insults or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Forty-Yo Momma, the most powerful smack-talker in the world, and would blow your feelings clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel an immutable sense of self-esteem?" Well, do ya, punk? |
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Jul 11, 2019 22:58
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shaolin shouting boxing, and the wu tang swear style. if what you say is true, the shaolin and the wu tang could be dangerous |
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Jul 12, 2019 05:29
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Drill Sergeant: IS THE LINE READY? THE LINE IS READY! FIRE! **recruits yelling at their respective targets** Drill Sergeant: CEASE FIRE! CEASE FIRE! **Drill Sergeant checks the recruit's targets downrange** Drill Sergeant: Recruit! Set your sights two clicks down! Recruit: YES, DRILL SERGEANT! Drill Sergeant **reflexively ducking**: HIT THE DIRT! HIT THE DIRT! **everyone hits the dirt and falls to the ground** Recruit (turning his head downrange) SORRY, DRILL SERGEANT! Drill Sergeant: YOU WILL KEEP YOUR WEAPON POINTED DOWNRANGE AT ALL TIMES! Recruit: YES, DRILL SERGEANT! |
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Jul 12, 2019 13:32
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Sir, I need to see your permit for those gamer words |
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Jul 12, 2019 14:13
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You sir have insulted my honour. I challenge you to a duel. Will it be swords, pistols or shouts? |
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