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FutonForensic posted:

everyone hits the deck as i accidentally throw my voice behind me

What kind of rounds do you have in your ventriloclips?

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I yelled at the Sheriff, but I didn't yell at the Deputy.

Oh, no.

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"Shout, shout, let it all out!"

the Tears for Fears massacre

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I have a concealed and carry permit to whisper...

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So get up get, get get down
911 is a croak in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 hardly makes a sound

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Thingyman posted:

drill instructor calling everyone maggots, weaklings, momma's boys, etc. before teaching them how to properly do a lip roll

Drill sergeants killing recruits like Freman in Dune only they don't need weirding modules

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I BEEN TOLD!
AIN'T NONE OF YOU IS GETTING OLD!
I DON'T KNOW BUT IT'S BEEN SAID!
IF I YELL TOO LOUD YOU'LL ALL BE DEAD!

SOUND OFF!


*silence because everyone's dead**

Chill Sergeant: See, that's why I only ever whisper to you guys, because I care about you. Now please walk quietly and let's get away from this carnage

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Drink-Mix Man posted:

I have no mouth and I must scream. God drat mandatory waiting periods.

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That time in that movie about those Greek guys and that one guy said THIS IS SPARTA! And then that other guy falls backwards into the well.

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https://twitter.com/infinite_scream/status/1148950991997480960?s=20

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Drill Sergeant: IS THE LINE READY? THE LINE IS READY! FIRE!

**recruits yelling at their respective targets**

Drill Sergeant: CEASE FIRE! CEASE FIRE!

**Drill Sergeant checks the recruit's targets downrange**

Drill Sergeant: Recruit! Set your sights two clicks down!

Recruit: YES, DRILL SERGEANT!

Drill Sergeant **reflexively ducking**: HIT THE DIRT! HIT THE DIRT! **everyone hits the dirt and falls to the ground**

Recruit (turning his head downrange) SORRY, DRILL SERGEANT!

Drill Sergeant: YOU WILL KEEP YOUR WEAPON POINTED DOWNRANGE AT ALL TIMES!

Recruit: YES, DRILL SERGEANT!

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google THIS posted:

War is yell.

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