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all you GOD DAMNED targets gotta do the DUMBEST thing possible at EVERY GOD DAMNED MINUTES
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2019 18:33 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 05:15 |
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friendly fire incident, i was attempting to ask my child in the back yard what they wanted to eat for snackytimes and raised my voice one decibel too high. the NRA already paid my bail crimes |
# ¿ Jul 8, 2019 22:38 |
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iron man but his foot and hand jets are mouths which are just fuckin, screaming
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2019 05:21 |
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gonna set up a restaurant/bar next door called SHOUTEYS where we have awful loving theme nights like SHOUTRAGEOUS SATURDAY STANDUP full of just the most wretched swamp thing rear end regressive MAGA hat style honkey blowjobs getting up on our way-too-much-gain mic and single PA whhich was blown out YEARS ago when i got drunk and played Def Leppard too loud, and the jokes these unrepentant backwater throwback style shriner charity hospital sons of bitches will make? oh. oh, lord. a bilious flood of unceasing hatred and bigotry so pure of form that it dances through the air, like some mischevious kobold druid animated a fart. the only people working will be utterly unqualified and untrained high school girls who qualify via both being of the volleyball team and willing to work in tight shorts. every free square foot of space is occupied by a cop, breakdancing, guns ablaze by "accident." this continues even when we're closed. the exterminators can do nothing for their jurisdiction died with their childhood dreams. crimes |
# ¿ Jul 9, 2019 06:18 |
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there will be a television. on EVERY wall. all sports possible at every waking minute. the bathroom will be a curved TV leading into a central trough, which consumes all
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2019 06:20 |
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bisexual makes a pun, does finger guns, murders entire room
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2019 17:27 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 05:15 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:Sir, I need to see your permit for those gamer words holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt crimes |
# ¿ Jul 13, 2019 02:43 |