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Space Taxi
Vietnam vet says with a thousand yard stare, "Yeah, I was over there. Got in a shouting match with the enemy. He called me some really mean names. Hurt my feelings real bad and all they gave me was this stinking purple heart."

*throws medal in the river*

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Space Taxi
You sir have insulted my honour. I challenge you to a duel. Will it be swords, pistols or shouts?

Space Taxi
Be careful when you clean your mouth. I shouted off a finger while flossing.

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You're out of control detective Murphy. Turn in your badge and put on this gag.

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Man with a stammer arrested for illegal, full-auto shouting

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