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Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

my sleeping rig is pretty sweet not gonna lie.

ever notice how it feels good to sleep while moving? as in like a car? not the position but the motion.

so my bed goes underground when I go to bed and underground is a huge circular track. it's an underground tunnel with those soft orange lights that aren't crazy bright. I always get sleepy in tunnels with those kinds of lights so I installed those lights. They get gradually dimmer as my bed whooshes around the track so that they don't interfere with sleep.

the pillow is also blessed by a fairy and never gets warm!

also there's currently no way for my bed to resurface sooooo i'm posting from my bed race track! actually getting kind of sleepy again!

# ? Jul 11, 2019 05:46

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# ? May 6, 2024 01:51

FreshCutFries

*slaps headboard*
yeah this baby's got about 350 sheep-power. it'll take you from full blown mania to the deepest borough of comfy town in 2.8 seconds flat.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:27

FreshCutFries

Thingyman posted:

*slaps headboard*
yeah this baby's got about 350 sheep-power. it'll take you from full blown mania to the deepest borough of comfy town in 2.8 seconds flat.

bonus points if this is in troy baker's ocelot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zITkcoFXeHs

# ? Jul 11, 2019 11:30

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Thingyman posted:

*slaps headboard*
yeah this baby's got about 350 sheep-power. it'll take you from full blown mania to the deepest borough of comfy town in 2.8 seconds flat.

hehe

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# ? Jul 11, 2019 12:41

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I sleep at the shouting range.

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# ? Jul 11, 2019 13:32

Goons Are Gifts

Splatmaster posted:

I sleep at the shouting range.

It's great because no one can tell if you're having a nightmare or not.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 15:05

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Splatmaster posted:

I sleep at the shouting range.

I sleep above a shouting range _{and below another shouting range.}

# ? Jul 11, 2019 19:00

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Drink-Mix Man posted:

I sleep above a shouting range _{and below another shouting range.}

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# ? Jul 11, 2019 19:12

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my sleeping rig isn't exactly bedroom legal, if you catch my drift

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# ? Jul 11, 2019 19:21

Peanut Butter: Wee mannie

All that investment and you're not gonna lie??

Peanut Butter fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Jul 12, 2019

# ? Jul 12, 2019 00:52

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

I also have a lava bed which is like a water bed you can figure it out

# ? Jul 12, 2019 01:44

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

i made a typo and accidentally bought a walter bed

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jul 12, 2019 01:45

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

how is that working out for you? I always wanted to try The Walter Bed Experience but not sure

# ? Jul 12, 2019 02:35

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

does it smell bad as they say in the reviews?

# ? Jul 12, 2019 02:36

Goons Are Gifts

That surely is quite Harry.

# ? Jul 12, 2019 02:40

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

Plant MONSTER. posted:

does it smell bad as they say in the reviews?

worse but you get used to it

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jul 12, 2019 05:02

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

be careful though. if you forget to lock your doors you WILL find stray walters in it

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jul 12, 2019 05:02

Space Taxi

I overclocked my bed to get 10 REM cycles per hour. She gets pretty hot but I'm thinking of going for a water-cooled solution. I hear you can crank those waterbeds up to 13 REMs/h easy.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 02:44

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

hey have you guys heard of "sleeping sauce"? where can I buy it? mods please don't ban me if it's against the rules.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 04:26

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

sleeping sauces, while not against the rules, are a delicate territory, so tread lightly. we dont need another slumbernnaise debacle

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jul 14, 2019 23:41

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I have a Kraft Mat-Tic Chrono-Justable Sleeping Apparatus.

You can adjust your coordinates in spacetime to acquire the ultimate sleeping position.

BONUS:

If you get a bad night's sleep or if it's interrupted, use the goback feature to go back in time and get a do-over on your lost snooze time!

Try at home for free- if you don't like it, send it back to a time before you used it; so you don't have to remember the fact you didn't like it.

# ? Jul 15, 2019 02:21

Winifred Madgers

i have a fan blowing on me and a second fan for. noise, and two backup fans and an a/c. i have a foam mattress and a foam pillow and an air horn for an alarm, basically all around im a big air guy. some would say I'm a blowhard and i fart too much, well to them I would say ok but whts your point?

# ? Jul 15, 2019 04:09

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

mailorder bees! posted:

sleeping sauces, while not against the rules, are a delicate territory, so tread lightly. we dont need another slumbernnaise debacle

there's always the one loud vocal fan of miracle snooze

# ? Jul 15, 2019 06:47

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

everyone knows how blue light is bad for your sleep, that's why I avoid all screentime two hours before bedtime and beam this a high intensity red laser into my face.

# ? Jul 15, 2019 10:01

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

I tried binaural beets for sleep but it made my pee red

# ? Jul 15, 2019 21:42

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# ? May 6, 2024 01:51

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

canyoneer posted:

there's always the one loud vocal fan of miracle snooze

its way too contentious a topic. besides, everyone knows hollan-doze is the best one anyway

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jul 15, 2019 22:37

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