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Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Terminally Bored posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoMjXIEc5AM

Shouldn't have been a penalty but that Nighswonger hit was fantastic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP9SfSwPwW4

~~Paraguay~~ both teams with a risky strategy of not defending at all

Rodman had a really good assist this match. Smith did gently caress all.

I�d rather see Purce out there than Rodman, last night was a reversal where Purce whiffed the selfish shot while Rodman had a good assist but otherwise the latter has just been all flash and no effect in my eyes, fast but gets dispossessed way too easily, and she likes to get chippy but struggles when others do the same. Smith, well, I�m just a homer and want to believe, I maintain she�s got a high ceiling but lately it�s been all missed passes and dribbling straight into a defender.

# ? Mar 4, 2024 18:02

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 00:06

Terminally Bored: Oct 31, 2011; Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name

Smith got found out completely and she has been getting marked out of every international game since last year.

Anywho, it feels like the Brazil-Mexico semi is the real final this tournament. Canada's been really weak, unless they somehow win the cup by winning 1-0 every game like they did last Olympics.

# ? Mar 4, 2024 18:59

Terminally Bored: Oct 31, 2011; Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name

Crosspost from the feral footballers thread: https://twitter.com/M0lly_Writes/status/1764721086778810401

:yikeseroo:

# ? Mar 4, 2024 23:25

Grimson: Dec 16, 2004

Euro 2025 qualifying groups got drawn today.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 13:38

Nuclear Spoon: Aug 18, 2010; I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive

RIP Ireland

# ? Mar 5, 2024 13:49

Zwachro: Mar 7, 2003; C808BEA

V. Illych L. posted:

brann has been fined for its fans chanting "UEFA mafia" in response to various grievances, in this instance being unhappy about a referee call

i do not think that this is going to reduce the impression that UEFA is a mafia among the relevant supporters

Reason given was "Provocative message of an offensive nature".

The fans have been singing it for over a year and they only now reacted. Was the match observer Italian or some such?

# ? Mar 5, 2024 18:26

habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Wait, so Sam Kerr is in trouble for calling a cop "stupid white bastard"? LOL. Full, uncritical support to Sam Kerr.

# ? Mar 6, 2024 14:44

Terminally Bored: Oct 31, 2011; Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name

habeasdorkus posted:

Full, uncritical support to Sam Kerr.

# ? Mar 6, 2024 15:11

Dav: Nov 6, 2009

The link name almost contains the whole story:
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/mar/06/sam-kerr-allegedly-called-police-officer-a-stupid-white-bastard-source-says

# ? Mar 7, 2024 00:13

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Mexico...woof

E: Wow, they just got screwed there. I have no clue how VAR and the ref saw that as DOGSO

E2: Well, Mexico is boned now

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Mar 7, 2024

# ? Mar 7, 2024 01:28

Dav: Nov 6, 2009

whypick1 posted:

Mexico...woof

E: Wow, they just got screwed there. I have no clue how VAR and the ref saw that as DOGSO

E2: Well, Mexico is boned now

Ayup. I�guess I�ll tune back in for the second game.

Dav fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Mar 7, 2024

# ? Mar 7, 2024 01:52

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Will Canada shithouse and sit ten behind the ball in a vain attempt to win?

Yes and they'll get stomped

# ? Mar 7, 2024 02:05

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Oof, giving up a backheel goal has gotta suck. :rip:

# ? Mar 7, 2024 02:17

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Really hope no one drowns during this match :ohdear:

# ? Mar 7, 2024 04:14

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Well, these playing conditions look absolutely miserable.

# ? Mar 7, 2024 04:17

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Jfc just hoof the ball, no goddamn backpasses on the ground in this lagoon

# ? Mar 7, 2024 04:19

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

This is honestly hilarious

# ? Mar 7, 2024 04:21

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

This has *got* to be postponed, but since this is CONCACAF it won't be

# ? Mar 7, 2024 04:21

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Dogshit conditions, real sicko poo poo

# ? Mar 7, 2024 04:22

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

This is loving absurd

# ? Mar 7, 2024 04:24

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Oh CONCACAF :allears:

# ? Mar 7, 2024 04:28

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Mood right now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qkMugn5mrs

# ? Mar 7, 2024 04:29

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

USA needs to completely abandon dribbling and passing on the ground

# ? Mar 7, 2024 04:35

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Oh Vanessa no

# ? Mar 7, 2024 04:36

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

# ? Mar 7, 2024 04:36

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Vanessa Gilles you dumbass

# ? Mar 7, 2024 04:36

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Lmao

# ? Mar 7, 2024 04:36

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

lol, what a funny goal

Good hustle, Shaw

# ? Mar 7, 2024 04:36

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

This might be the least aesthetically pleasing game of soccer I�ve ever watched

# ? Mar 7, 2024 04:58

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Why on earth do they ever pass backward in these conditions, there is virtually nothing to gain

# ? Mar 7, 2024 05:02

Doctor Teeth: Sep 12, 2008

sub on katie ledecky at the half

# ? Mar 7, 2024 05:07

Tochiazuma: Feb 16, 2007

cool now the ref's radios are breaking down as well

congrats on inventing Submarine Soccer CONCACAF

# ? Mar 7, 2024 05:25

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

How the gently caress was that not a penalty

# ? Mar 7, 2024 05:27

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Of course no penalty called

# ? Mar 7, 2024 05:27

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

MakaVillian posted:

Of course no penalty called

Sheridan just *barely* got a toe on that, but I'm amazed it wasn't even reviewed...then again, CONCACAF

# ? Mar 7, 2024 05:37

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

gently caress YEAH

# ? Mar 7, 2024 05:59

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

stab posted:

gently caress YEAH

# ? Mar 7, 2024 05:59

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Well poo poo

# ? Mar 7, 2024 05:59

Tochiazuma: Feb 16, 2007

stab posted:

gently caress YEAH

# ? Mar 7, 2024 06:01

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 00:06

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Yay. More of this. :geno:

# ? Mar 7, 2024 06:14

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