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I consume raw coal; It will fuel me for the coming journey. I also imbibe large quantities of water; this too is an important component for what I am about to attempt. I line up me feet with the tracks, and ignite the coal within me. Soon, I can feel the steam building as the water inside of me boils. My feet rise, then fall- slowly at first, then faster and faster. I am now moving. I'm doing it. I'm doing the locomotion... |
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Jul 14, 2019 14:34
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...let's do CHUCK! Chuck, Chuck, Bo-Buck https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 14, 2019 21:09
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Psychiatrist: So tell me how I can help you today. Patient: It's that song. It was so seductive and inviting, I couldn't resist Psychiatrist: Tell me more... Patient: You know the one, by the Symbol. Psychiatrist: I... I don't understand. Patient: You know, the Symbol. He did Purple Rain... Psychiatrist: OH! You mean Prince! Patient: *sighing* Yes, of COURSE I meant Prince. Psychiatrist: But... what does Prince have to do with your visit today? Patient: He suggested that I... no, I can't even talk about it. It's too risky. Psychiatrist *handing patient pen and paper*: Here, write it down? Patient *taking pen and pad*: *scribbles something down on paper* Here you go. Psychiatrist *reading note*: Ah. Ok. Yeah... I suspected as much. *pulls out phone and searches for something, after a brief moment sound comes out* Prince's "Let's Go Crazy" plays. Both doctor and patient go on a drug-fueled rampage on Dairy Queens and Burger Kings, compelling everyone there to go crazy and engage in a food orgy to honor their fallen Prince |
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Jul 14, 2019 23:00
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeUBwpx8FEg
Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Jul 15, 2019 https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 15, 2019 00:44
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Things I won't do: -Sleep in the subway -Sleep in the pouring rain -I won't rush to get old -Blame it on the sunshine, moonlight or good times -But I won't do that Things I will do: -Take my time young man -Take it in my stride -Not rush to get old -Live my life -Blame it on the boogie -Get down and boogie oogie oogie -The Hokey Pokey -Anything for love -Stomp (all night. In the neighborhood. Because it feels alright.) -Freak out (and say "Chic") -Stomp (this time because George Clinton said to) -Bang my head -Feel the noise -the Boot Scoot Boogie -the Electric Slide -the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump thanks for reading this far! I was seeing if you were paying attention -Stop, wonder what that sound is, and along with everyone else look what's going down -Do it (until I'm satisfied. Whatever it is. I gotta do it. Do it. Do it 'til I'm satisfied) -Walk on sunshine |
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Jul 15, 2019 06:22
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google THIS posted:Doctor: (puts on latex gloves and picks up forceps) So how did this happen again? https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 15, 2019 13:56
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