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Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

This guy I found on Youtube decided to walk across Wales in a straight line.

Climbing fences, crossing rivers, falling in sheep poo poo, running from farmers on their private property, the true Wales survival experience.

Mission across Wales
Part 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7w986ni7_g

Part 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuRgrhJemQM

Dell_Zincht posted:

So when he's about to cross the lake he mentions that he's doing this for charity (one of his friends was a victim of knife crime, senselessly murdered on his way home from the pub one night) and has actually linked to the charities donation page in the pinned comment underneath the video. Is it against forum rules to post that link here, too? Knowing how generous goons have been in the past we could really make a decent contribution.

quote:

This one was dedicated to my old mate Jim who was senselessly murdered whilst walking home from the pub 2 years ago. A charity has been founded in his name, and they do superb behind the scenes work to try and tackle the disease that is knife crime and gang culture in the UK. If you'd like to chuck them a quid then here's the link to do so. It would mean the world to his family..

https://www.jamesbrindleyfoundation.co.uk/donate

EDIT - If this isn't okay then i'll remove it. If it's okay then maybe OP could put it in the first post of this thread too?

Part 3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT52TKJdQ40

Part 4:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGkcTufp56A

Part 5:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9wX4ckqOjM

For the diehards:
Q&A vid afterwards:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOvNVwGW_GY
Mission analysis afterwards:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6aOlSz259o

The prequel mission:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFdcptnSdn0

Journey 2: How NOT to travel Europe
Part 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNE2y1gOVvE

Part 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JSBNJT-tu4

Part 3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2M2HCe6XgQ

Part 4:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79Gl1PLpC5Y

Part 5:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY0kyEjVcfI

Mission across Wales Attempt 2
Part 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk84QaNEOFw

Part 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slN6wXB3Z6c

Part 3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv1X37r_NkY

Mission across Norway
Part 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDPhdkdR9qI

Part 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwZePasHarc

Part 3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwzIwFPEGbA

Mission analysis:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mElqGuzzwrs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s40FOtkCPFw

Mission across Scotland
Part 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiyGdOHobsY

Part 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICD9Ow2xwec

Part 2 reupload (with railway crossing part removed)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6dYOkZdIaY

Part 3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw-yGI9n7Ok

Mission analysis:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Upw1TPyADg

Mission across Wales, the third
Part 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alzC4vM64ok

Part 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4i-wwxYoOc

Part 3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_5jjUmlh6I

Part 4:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkLDThED4T4

Mission Analysis:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tDaIw0y3j8

No Roads Mission
Part 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDU9BOtX80A

Part 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_HF0MfvUkA

Part 3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBothcgu0Lo

How NOT to Travel America
Part 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0A8VBQb2s8

Part 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsBR6VIJKCE

Part 3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwlTGuOxfoA

Part 4:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTO2MTiC4xM

Part 5:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKDqeIAWQ4A

Part 6:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-knvaGS2yI

Part 7:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_4_dNsn5cI

Mission across Wales, attempt #4
Part 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8m7DvNEn0k

Part 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9IZJeAYLnU

Part 3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22tuh9WY8Zw

No roads mission Birmingham
Part 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f33WqXf30Qk

Part 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTy4HT-h9Ds

Carbon dioxide fucked around with this message at 11:15 on Jun 30, 2023

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

When asked how he felt, he was quoted as saying "[unintelligible Welsh gibberish]"

Turns out he could walk the walk but he couldnt talk the talk

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
This guy seems pretty sheepish, IMO.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Teddy Roosevelt enjoyed doing straight line hikes like this, too.

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
This is just the type of silly poo poo I would do if I'm honest.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
those hedgerows sure are something, we don't really have anything like that in the US. Why not just rip them out and leave the fence?

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
we just watched this last night. I liked the bit where he crossed the raging torrent of a river on a bridge that was barely keeping its poo poo together. The guy is clearly unprepared as gently caress and he doesn't care a bit.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Always excited for another Death March now that goons aren't dumb enough to attempt them anymore.

screaden
Apr 8, 2009
but where is his crappy plastic trolley?

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Mega64 posted:

Always excited for another Death March now that goons aren't dumb enough to attempt them anymore.

im gonna walk to Atlantis

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

looks awesome

ive always said its not trespassing if its a shortcut

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

This is honestly amazing I’m a giant wuss who can’t even fathom doing something like this, kudos to you insane Welshman.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
I thought the line was "jumpin' fences, dodgin' trees an' tryin' to get away"

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Wales isn’t a country.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Burt Sexual posted:

Wales isn’t a country.

Their time will come

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
I looked this up in google translate and got "daw ein hamser"

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Burt Sexual posted:

Wales isn’t a country.

it's more of a country than belgium

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Free Wales

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

JK Fresco posted:

Free Wales

is that the sequel to free willy?

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
I have translated the OP into Welsh using Google:

Penderfynodd y dyn hwn a gefais ar Youtube gerdded ar draws Cymru mewn llinell syth.

Dringo ffensys, croesi afonydd, cwympo defaid, rhedeg o ffermwyr ar eu heiddo preifat, gwir brofiad goroesi Cymru

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
My state has a bike ride that 15k people ride which is longer and hotter than this. And probably drink as much.

grillster
Dec 25, 2004

:chaostrump:
I quite enjoyed the Pole to Pole VHS box set so why not *cracks one open*

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
seems like a good dude. good for him.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

if wales is a country then we're gonna have to recognize northern ireland. then cornwall. and then scotland. and then maybe if we have time england. but only if we can do it before lunch, i got the DTs something fierce today

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Apparently they still use 4:3 aspect ratio cameras in Wales in the year 2019. Where the hell do you even get an HD camera that films in a non-widescreen ratio?

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Coxswain Balls posted:

Apparently they still use 4:3 aspect ratio cameras in Wales in the year 2019. Where the hell do you even get an HD camera that films in a non-widescreen ratio?

You answered your own question there.

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
this is fun watch

remember that goon who walked across america but only made a few miles before getting uber home

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I remember him trying to survive solely on raisins (I think?)

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

he looks like he's having a WHALE of a time!!

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnjRVxxyAjw

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Mnoba posted:

those hedgerows sure are something, we don't really have anything like that in the US. Why not just rip them out and leave the fence?

in ye olde days they were just boundary markers but also the root systems help to mitigate soil erosion from rainfall or whatever. I guess US farmland is more of a flat plane so it's not an issue. if you remove a hedgerow you can get hit with an unlimited fine

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

kecske posted:

in ye olde days they were just boundary markers but also the root systems help to mitigate soil erosion from rainfall or whatever. I guess US farmland is more of a flat plane so it's not an issue. if you remove a hedgerow you can get hit with an unlimited fine

From what I hear around the great depression in the 1930s soil erosion caused a massive amount of damage to farmlands in the midwest. I'm not sure if it could have been avoided with something like that or not though.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

should have quit WHALE he was ahead!!!

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




literally just got back from cycling from one side of wales to the other. can confirm it's mostly sheep poo poo.

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

hemale in pain posted:

literally just got back from cycling from one side of wales to the other. can confirm it's mostly sheep poo poo.

Sorry about your tires.

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

In Soviet Russia, Wales crosses YOU.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Rondette posted:

we just watched this last night. I liked the bit where he crossed the raging torrent of a river on a bridge that was barely keeping its poo poo together. The guy is clearly unprepared as gently caress and he doesn't care a bit.

please post the raging river because i just couldnt imagine it for wales

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



This guy reminds me of the dude who filmed his multiple journeys across canada by sneaking into freight trains (and which video series got him banned from the US and Canada for 5 years).

I love people doing dumb poo poo like this.


e: oh my god he's only 30 minutes into his journey and he's winded and stuck in nettles this is so stupid i love it

Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010

Mnoba posted:

those hedgerows sure are something, we don't really have anything like that in the US. Why not just rip them out and leave the fence?

They're very important wildlife habitats. On a small island like this you don't have to make many ecological changes to wipe out multiple small species and their predators.

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



this is a good watch. thank you op.

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