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While I am upset those men stole my car and killed my dog, neither of those crimes is worth spilling blood over.
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Leaving a voicemail with my therapist and sitting down for a big bowl of Cheddar GoblinTM macaroni and cheese
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Jul 25, 2019 06:53
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Ah this alien spaceship seems to be rolling towards me, I will simply run perpendicular to its path
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Jul 25, 2019 13:39
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I think it would be best if we went our separate ways but out of respect I will try on those sunglasses
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Jul 25, 2019 17:00
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Even though I was unaware that woman is a trans woman when I kissed her, it's not really a big deal at all to me.
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Jul 25, 2019 18:22
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*deals with a breakup in a healthy manner*
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Jul 25, 2019 18:22
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Literally shaeking, whispering "this is Sparta" as the Persian envoy rides away
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Jul 25, 2019 22:44
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After watching a man's abdomen open like a giant pair of jaws and bite another man's arms off, then watching his head disgorge from the neck, grow legs and eye stalks, and scuttle away: you gotta be fuckin kidding
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Jul 26, 2019 03:28
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Macnult posted:shaking my head, counting to ten, and calmly asking about the box one more time lol
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Jul 26, 2019 04:36
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"what do you mean everyone?" "everyone"
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Jul 26, 2019 06:19
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I'm from Buenos Aires and I say the circumstances of this supposed attack are very suspicious Google Loose Credits!
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Jul 26, 2019 23:19
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r/legaladvice · 16h · u/mbrew16 · Weird conditions specified in uncle's will; legal options?
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Jul 30, 2019 18:11
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Ah well at least it's not 8 sisters belittling my masculinity
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Sep 1, 2019 02:22
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Fungah! posted:i would simply close the lament configuration the same way i opened it. cenobite? ceno-bye bye
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https://files.catbox.moe/a4gmbc.mp4
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May 3, 2023 15:48
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Plutonis posted:You talkin' to me? No? Okay, good bye. lol
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May 3, 2023 16:03
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Walking into the camp firewood nurses office and politely asking where the phone is located
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May 4, 2023 05:48
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When I got to your rental lot the car wasn’t there. My rental agreement? Right here ma’am.
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May 4, 2023 22:15
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Leadthumb posted:You got this TARS.
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I’m sorry, John, but you’re going to have to walk again
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