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lol
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 16:21 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 16:37 |
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i would simply close the lament configuration the same way i opened it. cenobite? ceno-bye bye
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 16:22 |
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all i have to do is win this chess game to vanquish death? simple. mate in three.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 16:26 |
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i respect that we have grown apart as people and i'll simply file for a divorce in the morning. i wish you well....nicole, this current outburst is beneath both of us
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 16:34 |
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Arch Nemesis posted:letting my cowboy hat float away on the breeze as I ride the bomb down. it's been a good life. lmao
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# ¿ May 1, 2023 00:56 |
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I got the tude now posted:was really hoping they would convict the men who murdered my wife but can't win em all. at least i have the good memories of our time together. lol
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# ¿ May 1, 2023 20:11 |
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we appear to have run out of popcorn and the film hasnt started yet. i should have tempered my appetite, and i will simply relax and enjoy the film
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# ¿ May 1, 2023 20:15 |
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Arrhythmia posted:12 calm and reasonable men instantly acquit lol
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# ¿ May 2, 2023 15:24 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:This former silent film star whose driveway I randomly pulled into seems a little unhinged. I'll politely decline her request to look at her new movie script and be on my way. lmao
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# ¿ May 2, 2023 15:27 |
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actually simon, danny, i think we should stop using heroin. simon, youre a father, you need to take care of your daughter. i've taken a job as a conductor on the tube and i hope you'll follow me back into society
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# ¿ May 2, 2023 15:44 |
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Plutonis posted:You talkin' to me? No? Okay, good bye. lol
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# ¿ May 3, 2023 16:15 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:JAKE: Did you gently caress my wife?
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# ¿ May 3, 2023 22:27 |
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Arrhythmia posted:*as if commenting on the weather* There's a cock in my wife's rear end in the driveway.
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# ¿ May 4, 2023 14:02 |
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Plebian Parasite posted:Mark it whatever you want man, it's just bowling.
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# ¿ May 4, 2023 16:40 |
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EmmyOk posted:No I’m not thinking I’m back lmfao
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# ¿ May 4, 2023 17:20 |
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burying your dog and then finishing the basement and putting in a nice carpet
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# ¿ May 4, 2023 17:20 |
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I got the tude now posted:PC load letter? I should consult the manual. Arch Nemesis posted:they send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of theirs to jail pending a trial by their peers lmao
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# ¿ May 4, 2023 21:24 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2023 21:34 |
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i'm walkin here! i'm walkin here! *car slows down at the crosswalk* oh. ok.
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# ¿ May 5, 2023 19:54 |
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EmmyOk posted:You forgot the turkey, Jeremy? Well we all make mistakes
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# ¿ May 5, 2023 20:29 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 16:37 |
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instead of shootin the ceiling, doubtlessly incapacitating me during the fight to come, i unload my uzi on the entire squad of kung-fu wizards. now bring me to my truck.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2023 16:38 |