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Outrail
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What is it about the The Boys and gushing arterial wounds? I know a lot of people get hurt in a lot of ways, but there seems to be an large number of necks opening up like faucets compared to other injuries. Maybe it's easier for the special effects team?

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DTurtle posted:

It’s simply part of the visual language of The Boys. Just like exploding people and getting their guts everywhere.

Yeah I get that. Its just this specific injury seems to be extremely prevalent.

Phenotype posted:

I think it's an easy shorthand for "this person has suffered a fatal wound" while also giving them time to either get saved or just drag out a horrible moment for an extra minute or two.

Yeah this makes sense.

Halfway through episode three I had a weird feeling and realised it was because no one had been brutally killed in a while. But then the cricket happened and all was right in the world.

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I'm just here for the genital mutilation

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TIP posted:

so if there was a movie about an anorexic model who used her modeling earnings to pay for her mother's cancer treatment, your takeaway would be "anorexia is good"?

"Anorexia, in a specific situation, may have been a contributing factor to creating more good than ill, but does not in anyway create an argument that anorexia should be glorified or encouraged."

I mean you could make the same situationally specific argument about carrying guns in public or cats, but that doesn't mean they're generally a good thing to promote.

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Open Source Idiom posted:

Is this about people carrying cats in public, people carrying guns in cats or just cats?

Just Cats, I should have capitalized the movie title but yeah the other two as well.

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I'm trying to be charitable but maybe they're trying present them as morally ambitious. Yeah they try and do the right thing, but also take the easy way out sometimes and other times they're just shitbags. Because they're children with godlike powers and that does poo poo to developing minds.

Basically decent people doing stupid lovely things is basically Humanity 101.

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If you can drink a quart of oil without throwing up that's basically a superpower in of itself

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Supes would be good at stopping crime and preventing civilian casualties if the right supes with the right powers and the right training and the right mentality/values working under the right supervision/regulations were used. But if you just let a bunch of powerful assholes with the ability to kill just go for it you get real world parallels.

So good in theory and almost certainly terrible in practice because of society, capitalism and human nature.

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I wonder if she could crawl into someone and slowly explode them by eating them from inside out. There's a good chance one of the writers already thought of that.

They must have a loving blast writing this show.

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A fridge seems like a poor containment choice for the food fueled super.

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I teally don't think anyone in the Amazon 4k CBT show thread is a secret Nazi or Andrew Tate in a goon mask.

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PostNouveau posted:

This was the main bad guy's power in the only good season of Jessica Jones, and they deployed it to good effect. You'd think Vought would want to hide her away and use her like they used that chameleon guy, just a crazy superpower that no one knows exists. Once she's out in the public and people are on-guard, she's a lot less effective.

Purple-man's constant frustration with people he could control was really well done. The team manager in all of us.

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Outrail posted:

I'm just here for the genital mutilation

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Sam would be a useful asset in the same way a grizzly full of coke and LSD would be a useful asset.

Drop it far behind enemy lines and hope to god they can deal with it before it finds its way home.

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Stomach tap like they use on cows and a tank of nutrient slurry.

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BIG HEADLINE posted:

Only issue with that is that she already should've suspected that after putting the blood back into that woman whose carotid got sliced. If she doesn't start exploring that, it's either lazy writing or evidence that if/when Supes start getting *too* curious about their powers, they get "reset" somehow.

Ya this. At this point if she doesn't explode anyone who threatens her life she's just kinda dumb.

The Boys had a character who could explode heads and she did just fine.

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

I dunno about you man, but when I wake up there's a routine unconscious Maslow's hierarchy boot sequence. If I come around naturally, comfy, and in the arms of someone I'm attracted to who is smiling at me, I'm probably going to smile back. The frowning and/or screaming is probably on the way when her O/S gets around to recentmemories.dat.

Maybe not relevant for the character, but getting blackout drunk and waking up next to strangers stops being a panic scenario pretty quick. After that waking up next to someone you recognize and isn't actively hostile is a fairly pleasant experience.

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Gynovore posted:

Also, Tek Knight is kind of a moron for going up to her and saying "hey guess what, I'm gonna pin everything on you!" I mean, he knows that Vought is a shitshow, so anyone who managed to become dean must at least have well connected friends.

Why would you not be walking around with a mic recording 24/7 at that point?

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Golden Bee posted:

Because you have a sexual dysfunction and the recording needs to be off most of the time?

I meant the dean, but I guess she didn't have a reason to need blackmail material at that point.

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Emma vs all you can eat Sizzler buffet, a cow, several giraffes, a whale and eventually the earth. A planetary titan projectile vomiting through the cosmos.

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Emma can create several tons of blood from several kilos of home cooked spaghetti. Just saying.

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*Rubbing hands Dr. Mendelishly*

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They really should have slow burned the woods plotline until the end of season 1. Make it a full blown college drama with powers, then ramp up the seedy underbelly. This all feels kinda rushed, like they don't expect a season 2

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Xealot posted:

And it's ridiculous, because she'd actually have a really useful crime-fighting power: getting gigantic and crushing poo poo. She's marketed as "Cricket" because it's cute and innocuous, but a male Supe with similar powers would be, like, "Titan" or "Atlas" or something.

gently caress fighting crime. She could help more people make a poo poo load of money by eating an elephant and digging canals or doing massive construction project poo poo. A hydraulic mining shovel costs like $10mil plus running and maintenance costs and she could probably do that with a few hundred bucks worth of McDonald's drive through.

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Still tho, the utility of being a super strong giant with giant hands would be enormous

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BIG HEADLINE posted:

It's Batman: White Knight.

Batman's activities on reddit would be an interesting if not dry addition to the lore.

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kiminewt posted:

Why do they keep sending groups of mooks with assault rifles after Sam (or any other supe) when they know with great accuracy what they're capable of?
Also, did they forget about the "frequency that can only be heard by Supes" thing?

It was broken in the stairwell scuffle and they forget to make a spare.

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Not sure why Cate hasn't mind controlled the dean to get up to speed. 'Tell me everything' and then 'forget you told me everything'.

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Marsupial Ape posted:

The Dean’s super power is hugging emotionally stunted people when they are in a moment of crisis.

I'd pay a days pay for an actually comforting hug tbqh

Novasol posted:

Sperm whale + squirting orgasm. I think her power is to transform partially or fully into animals.

Wait, so they had just been in a threesome with her when he woke up? I'm dense so thread may have covered that already.

E: bolded instead of spoilered

Outrail fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Oct 14, 2023

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When they woke up there was mucus/cum/whatever dripping on his face. It'd obviously been blown onto the ceiling from the bed.

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PostNouveau posted:

Ohhhhhhhh, I think it was seeping through the floor above them.

Based on the visual evidence, I'm quite confident you'd need well over her (their?) ejaculation capacity to produce enough jizz to seep enough through the floorboards to produce that effect.

E: also, what the hell kind of animal blows chunks out of their blowhole anyway? This episode raises more questions than it answers and I hope it becomes plot-central.

Outrail fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Oct 14, 2023

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

I feel like with most super powers super durability/strength is something you either get as part of the package or you don't survive to adulthood. Like a non-durable speedster's heart ain't making it out of being a toddler.

That would make sense why most adults taking V end up dying

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I bet there's an in-universe porno titled Running A Train.

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mutantIke posted:

Could we call Neuman a superhero? She has powers but she doesn't really use them for superhero poo poo

She exploded dozens of politician's heads. What more do you want?

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Maybe there's teleporters all over the place and they're actually at several different campuses

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Truly I have been blessed by the lord.

*strangles bystander with giant prehensile penis*

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That giant prehensile penis would terrify the loving poo poo out of me tbqh

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We're gonna need a bigger dick

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So wtf actually happened to the kid who got vaporized? Was he even in the room irl?

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Stegosnaurlax posted:

It just dawned on me that Rufus is Sam and Dean's brother from Supernatural.

They're doing time travel poo poo now?

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