sucki'n me dink off w/ the coin op vaccuum @ the carwash

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Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

sir SIR unhand me this instant i am a PAYING customer

# ? Jul 28, 2019 07:50

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# ? May 9, 2024 16:28

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

What's the charge? For enjoying a vacuum? A suck-u-lent car wash vacuum???

# ? Jul 28, 2019 08:54

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

eh. it's a living

# ? Jul 28, 2019 09:34

Space Taxi

I should have paid the extra for wax

# ? Jul 28, 2019 14:06

cda: by Hand Knit

psyching myself up to cum before my quarter runs out, in the coin op vaccuum @ the car wash

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# ? Jul 28, 2019 16:12

cda: by Hand Knit

asking peopel if they want to know a life hack, adn then telling them about sucki'n your dink off w/ the coin op vaccuum @ the car wash

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# ? Jul 28, 2019 16:13

cda: by Hand Knit

paying a sexy woman to keep feeding coins into the coin op vaccuum so i can concentrate on the matter at hand (getttin me dink suckd off)

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# ? Jul 28, 2019 16:14

vanisher

I think every guy dreams of teaching their son how to use the coin up vacuum to completion

# ? Jul 28, 2019 16:40

vanisher

Me and my friends picking straws to see who gets the first go at the coin op vaccuum

# ? Jul 28, 2019 16:41

vanisher

I deeply sigh and walk away from my attention deprived daughter who asks me to join her at the coin op vacuum cause she knows I love it "you just dont get it and you never will"

# ? Jul 28, 2019 16:44

google THIS

(instructing a newbie) Whoa, whoa, whoa, you do not want the "turbo" option for your first sesh.

# ? Jul 28, 2019 18:23

Twenty Four

Walking up and down the stalls at the self serve car wash, putting a five dollar bill in the machine and getting tokens, then tossing the tokens that are only good at that location at the other customers and "making it hail" but hail is bad for cars so I just say "Hey, your spot free rinse is on me!"

# ? Jul 28, 2019 18:40

FutonForensic

got so caught up in my lust that i accidentally set the hose to hot wax. did i enjoy it? sure. will my dick ever stop glimmering? probably not

# ? Jul 28, 2019 23:28

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I'm going to need the uh...*cough* spot-free rinse

# ? Jul 29, 2019 00:33

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I�ve been using the coin operated air pump, I�ve had it all backwards!

# ? Jul 29, 2019 00:50

Finger Prince

Yeah sure I've got a dick sucking trolley robot with all the accessories and attachments at home, but sometimes I like to just go old school, you know. Rock up to a coin op vacuum, throw a few coins in, and put my dick in it myself.

# ? Jul 29, 2019 01:32

FutonForensic

rolling my eyes at the people saying they're going to Amsterdam for the "culture" when I know they're going for the dink suckin' off with the coin operated vacuum @ at the carwash

# ? Jul 29, 2019 04:02

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Don't feel bad if you need to use the smaller diameter nozzle.

# ? Jul 29, 2019 04:22

cda: by Hand Knit

FutonForensic posted:

rolling my eyes at the people saying they're going to Amsterdam for the "culture" when I know they're going for the dink suckin' off with the coin operated vacuum @ at the carwash

they're not fooling anyone. heres what you do, you say "the netherlands is a biking culture. so you'll have no need for a car, or to go wash that car, while you're there" and when they start crying you know you gottem

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# ? Jul 29, 2019 04:35

Twenty Four

Splatmaster posted:

I�ve been using the coin operated air pump, I�ve had it all backwards!

The air operated coin pump?

# ? Jul 29, 2019 07:17

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I'm going to need the uh...*cough* spot-free rinse

# ? Jul 29, 2019 23:51

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Twenty Four posted:

The air operated coin pump?

It's rumored that if you blow a dick sucking trolley robot it repays you in coins, so... yes?

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# ? Jul 30, 2019 00:07

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whoring myself out once again because it is less awkward than straight up asking for change

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# ? Jul 30, 2019 00:12

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he put six coins in or only five?" Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, i kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a J. E. Adams 8960 Dual Commercial Vacuum, the most powerful car wash vacuum in the world, and would suck your dink clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?'

# ? Jul 30, 2019 02:46

nut

intensely reading about sucki'n me dink off w/ the coin op vaccuum @ the carwash on the internet and wandering to my local station like i know whats up and accidentally putting 6 dollars of propane into my wener

# ? Jul 30, 2019 03:31

vanisher

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I know what you're thinking. "Did he put six coins in or only five?" Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, i kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a J. E. Adams 8960 Dual Commercial Vacuum, the most powerful car wash vacuum in the world, and would suck your dink clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?'

# ? Jul 30, 2019 03:53

Piso Mojado

tfw when just got your car washed but still gotta wait for a dick sucking machine to open up

# ? Jul 30, 2019 03:55

Piso Mojado

sorry to hear that everyone in this thread's moms are all going to get laid off from the factory once dicksucking automation becomes more widespread

# ? Jul 30, 2019 03:58

google THIS

Onlookers' reaction while I'm gettin' my Operation Vacuu-Suck on

# ? Jul 30, 2019 04:05

Piso Mojado

getting a hummer from Gypsy in mst3k

# ? Jul 30, 2019 04:20

FutonForensic

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I know what you're thinking. "Did he put six coins in or only five?" Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, i kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a J. E. Adams 8960 Dual Commercial Vacuum, the most powerful car wash vacuum in the world, and would suck your dink clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?'

# ? Jul 30, 2019 05:00

vanisher

A pretty new vacuum is out in front of the carwash as I pull into the parking spot. Looks pristine, like it's never sucked a dink. Just as I'm about to open my door the headlights of a passing car reflect off something strange in a nearby unmarked van. Could be a cop. I quickly back out and head home. Not this time, they wont catch me twice.

# ? Jul 30, 2019 05:14

Farecoal: There he go

this is a weird episode of doug

# ? Jul 30, 2019 06:36

nut

this is a great episode of popular mechanics for lonely men

# ? Jul 30, 2019 11:55

cda: by Hand Knit

Piso Mojado posted:

tfw when just got your car washed but still gotta wait for a dick sucking machine to open up

dink

# ? Jul 30, 2019 14:03

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Splatmaster posted:

I’ve been using the coin operated air pump, I’ve had it all backwards!

Oi could you let me arm go, oval office? I a paying customer and I choose to fly away on these inflated nuts. What do you mean this don't have helium im floatin aint i

# ? Jul 30, 2019 14:32

FutonForensic

what up, im Steve-O and this is the coin op vacuum @ the carwash. ok here I go. ooh noooo haha, this is the worst. My diiiiink. haha everyone can go home now im good here, I mean bad

# ? Jul 30, 2019 16:02

cda: by Hand Knit

FutonForensic posted:

what up, im Steve-O and this is the coin op vacuum @ the carwash. ok here I go. ooh noooo haha, this is the worst. My diiiiink. haha everyone can go home now im good here, I mean bad

lol

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# ? Jul 30, 2019 16:12

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Optimus Prime rolls into the carwash for a quick one and sees that all of the vacuums are being used by humans. He chuckles and radios in to the autobots, "Y'know. The longer we're on this planet the more I begin to wonder if we're becoming more like them or they're becoming more like us."

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