- Ayatollah Hermione
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by Cyrano4747
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sir SIR unhand me this instant i am a PAYING customer
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Jul 28, 2019 07:50
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 9, 2024 11:13
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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What's the charge? For enjoying a vacuum? A suck-u-lent car wash vacuum???
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Jul 28, 2019 08:54
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- Space Taxi
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I should have paid the extra for wax
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Jul 28, 2019 14:06
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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psyching myself up to cum before my quarter runs out, in the coin op vaccuum @ the car wash
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Jul 28, 2019 16:12
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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asking peopel if they want to know a life hack, adn then telling them about sucki'n your dink off w/ the coin op vaccuum @ the car wash
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Jul 28, 2019 16:13
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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paying a sexy woman to keep feeding coins into the coin op vaccuum so i can concentrate on the matter at hand (getttin me dink suckd off)
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Jul 28, 2019 16:14
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- vanisher
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I think every guy dreams of teaching their son how to use the coin up vacuum to completion
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Jul 28, 2019 16:40
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- vanisher
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Me and my friends picking straws to see who gets the first go at the coin op vaccuum
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Jul 28, 2019 16:41
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- vanisher
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I deeply sigh and walk away from my attention deprived daughter who asks me to join her at the coin op vacuum cause she knows I love it "you just dont get it and you never will"
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Jul 28, 2019 16:44
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- google THIS
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(instructing a newbie) Whoa, whoa, whoa, you do not want the "turbo" option for your first sesh.
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Jul 28, 2019 18:23
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- FutonForensic
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got so caught up in my lust that i accidentally set the hose to hot wax. did i enjoy it? sure. will my dick ever stop glimmering? probably not
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Jul 28, 2019 23:28
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- Finger Prince
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Yeah sure I've got a dick sucking trolley robot with all the accessories and attachments at home, but sometimes I like to just go old school, you know. Rock up to a coin op vacuum, throw a few coins in, and put my dick in it myself.
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Jul 29, 2019 01:32
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- FutonForensic
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rolling my eyes at the people saying they're going to Amsterdam for the "culture" when I know they're going for the dink suckin' off with the coin operated vacuum @ at the carwash
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Jul 29, 2019 04:02
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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rolling my eyes at the people saying they're going to Amsterdam for the "culture" when I know they're going for the dink suckin' off with the coin operated vacuum @ at the carwash
they're not fooling anyone. heres what you do, you say "the netherlands is a biking culture. so you'll have no need for a car, or to go wash that car, while you're there" and when they start crying you know you gottem
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Jul 29, 2019 04:35
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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NO SLACK
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I'm going to need the uh...*cough* spot-free rinse
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Jul 29, 2019 23:51
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- lost my old email
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whoring myself out once again because it is less awkward than straight up asking for change
woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo
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Jul 30, 2019 00:12
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- nut
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intensely reading about sucki'n me dink off w/ the coin op vaccuum @ the carwash on the internet and wandering to my local station like i know whats up and accidentally putting 6 dollars of propane into my wener
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Jul 30, 2019 03:31
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- vanisher
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I know what you're thinking. "Did he put six coins in or only five?" Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, i kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a J. E. Adams 8960 Dual Commercial Vacuum, the most powerful car wash vacuum in the world, and would suck your dink clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?'
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Jul 30, 2019 03:53
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- Piso Mojado
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tfw when just got your car washed but still gotta wait for a dick sucking machine to open up
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Jul 30, 2019 03:55
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- Piso Mojado
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sorry to hear that everyone in this thread's moms are all going to get laid off from the factory once dicksucking automation becomes more widespread
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Jul 30, 2019 03:58
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- Piso Mojado
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getting a hummer from Gypsy in mst3k
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Jul 30, 2019 04:20
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- FutonForensic
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I know what you're thinking. "Did he put six coins in or only five?" Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, i kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a J. E. Adams 8960 Dual Commercial Vacuum, the most powerful car wash vacuum in the world, and would suck your dink clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?'
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Jul 30, 2019 05:00
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- vanisher
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A pretty new vacuum is out in front of the carwash as I pull into the parking spot. Looks pristine, like it's never sucked a dink. Just as I'm about to open my door the headlights of a passing car reflect off something strange in a nearby unmarked van. Could be a cop. I quickly back out and head home. Not this time, they wont catch me twice.
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Jul 30, 2019 05:14
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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this is a weird episode of doug
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Jul 30, 2019 06:36
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- nut
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this is a great episode of popular mechanics for lonely men
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Jul 30, 2019 11:55
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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tfw when just got your car washed but still gotta wait for a dick sucking machine to open up
dink
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Jul 30, 2019 14:03
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- Putty
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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I’ve been using the coin operated air pump, I’ve had it all backwards!
Oi could you let me arm go, oval office? I a paying customer and I choose to fly away on these inflated nuts. What do you mean this don't have helium im floatin aint i
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Jul 30, 2019 14:32
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- FutonForensic
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what up, im Steve-O and this is the coin op vacuum @ the carwash. ok here I go. ooh noooo haha, this is the worst. My diiiiink. haha everyone can go home now im good here, I mean bad
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Jul 30, 2019 16:02
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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what up, im Steve-O and this is the coin op vacuum @ the carwash. ok here I go. ooh noooo haha, this is the worst. My diiiiink. haha everyone can go home now im good here, I mean bad
lol
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Jul 30, 2019 16:12
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- Adbot
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May 9, 2024 11:13
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- wearing a lampshade
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psyching myself up to cum before my quarter runs out, in the coin op vaccuum @ the car wash
You know they accept tap now for this very reason
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Aug 1, 2019 03:53
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