sucki'n me dink off w/ the coin op vaccuum @ the carwash

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

albany academy posted:

You know they accept tap now for this very reason

I'd TAP that (coin operated vacuum at the car wash)

# ? Aug 1, 2019 08:15

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# ? May 9, 2024 14:51

vanisher

My buddy telling me about his awesome shop vac girlfriend and I say "mhm I'm sure shes great"

# ? Aug 1, 2019 21:54

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

there goes the dink!

# ? Aug 2, 2019 00:50

Manifisto

visiting college buddy eyes my large jar of coinage and says "wow bet you're saving up for one heck of a special meal haha" and I'm like "yeah haha" and he looks closer and says "hmm car wash I never heard of that place" and I'm like "uh yeah it's a brand new gastropub nobody's heard of yet" and he's like "oh cool we should go haha" and I'm like " . . . no"

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 2, 2019 03:14

joke_explainer

cda posted:

paying a sexy woman to keep feeding coins into the coin op vaccuum so i can concentrate on the matter at hand (getttin me dink suckd off)

# ? Aug 2, 2019 08:26

joke_explainer

hahaha thank you

# ? Aug 2, 2019 08:26

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

"I just don't understand it, Richard. You've made countless trips to the car wash this month and yet the interior of the car looks like it hasn't been cleaned all year. What do you have to say for yourself?"

*sweating* "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I should go back."

~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

# ? Aug 2, 2019 14:12

Twenty Four

Jolo posted:

"I just don't understand it, Richard. You've made countless trips to the car wash this month and yet the interior of the car looks like it hasn't been cleaned all year. What do you have to say for yourself?"

*sweating* "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I should go back."

lol

# ? Aug 2, 2019 14:14

Goons Are Gifts

Jolo posted:

"I just don't understand it, Richard. You've made countless trips to the car wash this month and yet the interior of the car looks like it hasn't been cleaned all year. What do you have to say for yourself?"

*sweating* "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I should go back."

Twenty Four posted:

lol

# ? Aug 2, 2019 14:32

Shifty gimbal: Hey you... I got something to tell ya

The coin operated air pump and the air operated coin pump are definitely the two ends of the same machine

# ? Aug 2, 2019 18:38

google THIS

Jolo posted:

"I just don't understand it, Richard. You've made countless trips to the car wash this month and yet the interior of the car looks like it hasn't been cleaned all year. What do you have to say for yourself?"

*sweating* "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I should go back."

# ? Aug 3, 2019 00:18

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

*furiously googling "sexy coin op carwash vacuum costume" to drop my wife a hint about our next Roleplay night*

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 3, 2019 17:42

Twenty Four

*Nodding understandably as a guy strolls past the sexy bikini wearing fundraiser girls at the car wash as he heads straight to the vacuums like a pro*

# ? Aug 3, 2019 17:50

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

I run out of money for the coin op vacuum @ the carwash. I try putting my dink in the shop-vac in my garage, but it just isn't the same.

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 3, 2019 18:16

cda: by Hand Knit

magic cactus posted:

*furiously googling "sexy coin op carwash vacuum costume" to drop my wife a hint about our next Roleplay night*

# ? Aug 3, 2019 19:19

cda: by Hand Knit

tryin g to explain why i have no dink, to a high school health class

# ? Aug 3, 2019 19:20

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

*visible confusion as I put a coin in my wife's slit and she does NOT suck my dink off like the coin op vacuum @ the carwash*

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 3, 2019 21:03

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Manifisto posted:

visiting college buddy eyes my large jar of coinage and says "wow bet you're saving up for one heck of a special meal haha" and I'm like "yeah haha" and he looks closer and says "hmm car wash I never heard of that place" and I'm like "uh yeah it's a brand new gastropub nobody's heard of yet" and he's like "oh cool we should go haha" and I'm like " . . . no"

# ? Aug 4, 2019 01:53

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Oi dis masheen secked me freakin' dink ahf.

# ? Aug 4, 2019 02:03

joke_explainer

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Oi dis masheen secked me freakin' dink ahf.

leading cause of getting yer dink secked right ahf for ages 18-35. right tragedy innit

# ? Aug 4, 2019 02:57

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

magic cactus posted:

*furiously googling "sexy coin op carwash vacuum costume" to drop my wife a hint about our next Roleplay night*

# ? Aug 4, 2019 03:47

FutonForensic

cda posted:

tryin g to explain why i have no dink, to a high school health class

Scared Straight, or Scared to Sexually Prefer Anything Other Than a Coin Op
Vacuum @ the Carwash

# ? Aug 5, 2019 18:21

nut

mfw the coin op vaccuum is occupied and i gotta settle for rolling down the driver side window and sticki'n me dink out during the spinny brush part of the car wash

# ? Aug 6, 2019 10:46

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Drink-Mix Man posted:

What's the charge? For enjoying a vacuum? A suck-u-lent car wash vacuum???

Lol drat I had this same thought

# ? Aug 7, 2019 03:35

alnilam

bee eater posted:

mfw the coin op vaccuum is occupied and i gotta settle for rolling down the driver side window and sticki'n me dink out during the spinny brush part of the car wash

going through two times, first to get the wax treatment, second time sticki'n me dink out during the spinny brush part and then getti'n the, ahem, "undercarriage wash"

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Aug 7, 2019 13:19

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

"oooooooowweeeeeeeeeeee, gosh! golly! gosh!!!!"

-me at the coin op vacuum

~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

# ? Aug 8, 2019 19:23

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

another gentleman walks up and puts a quarter on top of the machine to signify that he wants next

~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

# ? Aug 8, 2019 19:24

alnilam

Jolo posted:

another gentleman walks up and puts a quarter on top of the machine to signify that he wants next

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Aug 8, 2019 19:25

nut

Jolo posted:

another gentleman walks up and puts a quarter on top of the machine to signify that he wants next

# ? Aug 8, 2019 22:15

google THIS

Jolo posted:

another gentleman walks up and puts a quarter on top of the machine to signify that he wants next

# ? Aug 8, 2019 22:36

Goons Are Gifts

Jolo posted:

another gentleman walks up and puts a quarter on top of the machine to signify that he wants next

# ? Aug 9, 2019 00:19

Twenty Four

Jolo posted:

another gentleman walks up and puts a quarter on top of the machine to signify that he wants next

lol

# ? Aug 9, 2019 02:33

Escape From Noise

Taking the bus to the carwash because I sold my car for more quarters.

# ? Aug 9, 2019 07:57

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# ? May 9, 2024 14:51

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jolo posted:

another gentleman walks up and puts a quarter on top of the machine to signify that he wants next

Lol

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Taking the bus to the carwash because I sold my car for more quarters.

Lol

# ? Aug 10, 2019 18:34

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