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when i started working here i introduced myself and he looked me he straight int eh eye and said "there will be a time...when you need a grapefruit-forward tasting beverage. on that day, do not hesitate, come straight to me. i keep my mini fridge well stocked. " didnt quite understand why he wanted to say that but then i found out othr people had mini fridges with basically nothing in them. like dude, you gonna have a mini fridge? fine. put something in there. i could've died wasting time opening the wrong ones. ---------------- |
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Jul 28, 2019 16:32
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I take a fresca and see his face light up, its all he has after his divorce. I put it in the office fridge with the others |
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Jul 28, 2019 17:02
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His life is back on track, hes getting out there again. Normally he's too depressed to make his lunch for work, but today is different. He opens the office fridge and sees it completely filled with frescas, his frescas. His sack lunch hits the floor. |
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Jul 28, 2019 17:57
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pulling a warm fresca from the container, after enjoying a cold fresca, and putting the warm fresca in the fridge, to maintain optimal fresca density
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Jul 29, 2019 02:36
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guy hasn't done any work in like four and a half years, but if you need a fresca, he's got you
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Jul 29, 2019 02:37
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as the business bros pile into the elevator, one of them turns back and yells to him, "hey man, it's happy hour, wanna grab some cold ones and nom on some Buffalo Chicken Dipperz®?" he shakes his head, says something about working late on the big project. but as the door closes, he starts a happy hour of his own: from the fridge, a cold Fresca. from the inside of his computer case, a chicken nugget he had taped to his CPU
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Jul 29, 2019 03:58
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I'm a dark corner of the sub basement lies an abandoned office with a mini fridge stocked with Tab. |
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Jul 29, 2019 04:26
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Wanna fresca dont you wanna fresca, fresca, it's the frescmaker |
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Jul 29, 2019 15:20
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Steve is taking frescas from the mini fridge without replacing them. I slack Steve a photo of an angry Klingon. You must have honor!
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Jul 29, 2019 15:27
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(seeing someone in the office hanging out drinking a fresca not really working) "I want that guy's job haha"
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Jul 29, 2019 15:53
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aliens land on earth and say they're going to vaporize the planet in ten minutes unless . . . they get a fresca right now. a cold fresca. this is steve's hour. he knew something like this would come one day; he is ready to save the world.
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Jul 30, 2019 01:14
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i don't get it either hun, he keeps calling me Daniel-san and sliding the frescas way too fast across the counter for me to catch, he said i can have one when i'm ready
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Jul 30, 2019 12:25
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FutonForensic posted:as the business bros pile into the elevator, one of them turns back and yells to him, "hey man, it's happy hour, wanna grab some cold ones and nom on some Buffalo Chicken Dipperz®?"
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Jul 30, 2019 22:25
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imagine the bathroom. utterly frictionless checkerboard pattern floor. you're on the throne, taking the first of many emotionally crippling beershits. you paw impotently at the empty toilet roll dispenser, mewling like a struck kitten. then, from below the stall, a hand. a glorious hand, the hand of g-d, hand of glory, cuffed in gold and shimmering samite, holding out a moist, glistening, ice cold can of Fresca. "Anoint thyself, my child." The voice is warm and gentle, honey on soft leather, your grandfather's chewing tobacco in the heavy afternoon light of his library. your rear end has never been so refresced. crimes |
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Aug 2, 2019 01:08
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nah. turns out it was a can of fracas
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Aug 2, 2019 01:35
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:imagine the bathroom. utterly frictionless checkerboard pattern floor. you're on the throne, taking the first of many emotionally crippling beershits. you paw impotently at the empty toilet roll dispenser, mewling like a struck kitten. then, from below the stall, a hand. a glorious hand, the hand of g-d, hand of glory, cuffed in gold and shimmering samite, holding out a moist, glistening, ice cold can of Fresca. Same but it's a college frat party and me and my bro's are just straight up butt-chugging ice cold Fresca through a funnel.
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Aug 3, 2019 20:59
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if i was dying of thirst in the mojave desert i'd slap the water canteen in your outstretched hand and die in the frosty citrus mountains of my mind
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Aug 6, 2019 11:47
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Fresc Prince of Office Square |
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Aug 11, 2019 07:25
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i hate to bring this up but chris has been a little weird at work lately. i took a sip from an open can of fresca on his desk and i am not sure, but i think, i think i tasted alcohol. we need to have a meeting about this, stat.
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Aug 11, 2019 14:27
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I definitely think we need to have a talk. About why you're sipping on other people's drinks. That's pretty messed up if you ask me. |
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Aug 11, 2019 16:09
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i was friends with dianna before she married chris. i know christopher has a problem that he "apparently" got over i am a concerned co worker and friend, and as hr manager this is literally my job. i wiped the can before and after, and will give him a fresh, cold, fresca as apology during the meeting ok?
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Aug 11, 2019 16:29
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I guess I'd better start keeping my 'Fresca mules' under lock and key.
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Aug 11, 2019 18:01
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Heather Papps posted:i was friends with dianna before she married chris. i know christopher has a problem that he "apparently" got over Chris has offered to bring refreshments to the meeting and I for one have no objections |
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Aug 11, 2019 18:03
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guys, if we are being real my morning bagel has cannabutter on it every time. i am not even mad i just want to make sure dianna isn't getting hosed over here come on
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Aug 11, 2019 18:06
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Sorry. I'm just a bit on edge. Coming down from microdosing lately. |
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Aug 11, 2019 18:11
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oh ya whats your regimen. i find a little mushrooms in my salad makes the day fly by a lot faster, you know?
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Aug 11, 2019 18:12
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meanwhile i developed an enjoyment of sparkling water so no one will take my drinks because no one likes sparkling water by default fools. they have no idea what they're missing and i never have to share |
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Aug 11, 2019 19:01
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Maybe it's the DMT talking but I just wanted to let you all know that we are all part of the same cosmic family. Be good to each other and watch out for reptilians. |
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Aug 11, 2019 19:07
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Framboise posted:meanwhile i developed an enjoyment of sparkling water so no one will take my drinks because no one likes sparkling water by default k we also have to talk about this persons delusions because they are starting to affect workpace stuff. sparkling water is gross, we all know it, they know it, and i am this loving close to flipping a table
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Aug 11, 2019 19:09
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I dunno man. Seltzer with a twist of lime in the summertime is MIGHTY refreshing. |
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Aug 11, 2019 19:13
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do you not see the sheer brilliance of my plan? it's working and i will never share |
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Aug 11, 2019 19:13
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Heather Papps posted:i was friends with dianna before she married chris. i know christopher has a problem that he "apparently" got over And that's how I got ebola. -Heather Papps (1823-2019) |
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Aug 11, 2019 19:26
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I dunno man. Seltzer with a twist of lime in the summertime is MIGHTY refreshing. yeah but that is like saying, getting punched in the face isn't so bad if like, there is a brick wall between the fist and your nose
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Aug 11, 2019 19:59
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:And that's how I got ebola. -Heather Papps (1823-2019) gently caress I AM A GHOST NOW
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Aug 11, 2019 19:59
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now you have all of eternity as a ghost to develop a taste for sparkling water and i still won't share |
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Aug 11, 2019 20:07
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I loving love sparkling water. |
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Aug 11, 2019 20:32
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im starting 2 think lemons and limes donte ven grow on mountains
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Aug 11, 2019 20:42
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Framboise posted:now you have all of eternity as a ghost to develop a taste for sparkling water i am evianasis. every time i try to drink the sparkling crystal clear mountain spring sourced water, it retreats from me. every time i attempt to bite down on the halo top fat free ice "cream" it flees.
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that is the realest tragedy and i am so sorry |
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