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nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

Just need to forward that ppt to 69420 ISR/All so the whole squadron gets their NIPR PCs and accounts locked down until everything is sterilized.

No, this didn't just happen, who would do that.

No, it's not the 4th time this year, you're crazy.

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nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

Imagine it? I thought that was the standard.

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

Thump! posted:




At least the inkwork is solid, even if the subject matter is cringeworthy as gently caress

Anyone else seeing Death in the back of the Stryker?

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

Maybe he's in that's unit that had dudes get busted for moonlighting as coyotes.

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

I always crunched up the cracker into it to thicken it up and it was tasty.

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!




Eighth army in Korea isn't loving around anymore. Hope your kebab was worth a stripe and running from the cops.

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

8th Army continues to not be loving around with Corona anymore. 3 busts for drinking up at Casey, and one who came all the way to Songtan to drink and lie to the cops :






Osan is on a full lock down this weekend, and 6 people were picked up trying to violate quarantine by going to McDonald's. No announcement on punishment yet.

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

Heer98 posted:

Sorry to butt in, but aren’t things in Korea supposed to be returning to a semblance of normalcy? My girlfriends family (korean nationals in Seoul) seem to be going to parks, restaurants and doing that old people hiking group thing again, and the pictures they send seem to show lots of people living life, albeit cautiously.

I suppose offices and schools are still closed, and there are mandatory quarantines for anyone entering the country, but it seems like USFK is really out of step with the mood in the country.

Basically we flattened the curve, didn't have any cases on Humphreys or Osan, people got complacent, then boom, rates going up again.

We literally have our own Typhoid Mary at Osan. Korean American bar owner got sick in the states, flew back to Korea, lying about corona, then had a big welcome home party at her bar with a bunch of Koreans and contractors (because all AD was banned from bars and restaurants we missed it) . Winds up infecting 15 people. She's looking at 100k usd fine, possible jail time, and petitions to deport her back to the states.

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!


Who let Scully and Hitchcock out of the precinct?

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

"One Bullet Away: The Making of a Marine Officer" by Nathaniel C. Fick.

Is the other one, he's definitely more political about the other officers in the unit.

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

Always thought they'd should have you do a DTS mini game before loading each map, then have to process your travel vouchers after the match. Get some realism in.

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

Wild T posted:

My commander's response to all that? "Please don't shoot this motherfucker until after I PCS. Or, like, ever, but especially not until then."

Coolest commander ever. Is he prior?

I had a similar circumstance at Osan, met a lady out in the SED through another female friend, had some drinks and went back to her place. She was in a nice apartment so I figured she had a nice job or something. Had fun and next morning she offered to order black noodles for breakfast. Whips out the wallet and from my position on the couch I instantly see the dependent ID.

Me: "Uuuuuuuuuuh, what's that about?"
Her: "Oh, I am getting a divorce, he was abusive."
Me: "Getting? Where is he now?"
Her: "He's had to move on base, he's in the Army."

So I spent the rest of the time hanging out with her assuming that some angry Army dude was going to be busting the door down, but I guess he was on base restriction. I even helped her fill out her divorce paperwork, but decided there was crazy on both sides and just stayed friends.

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

Guest2553 posted:

Wh-what are you doing, step-sergeant?

Sargent!

(I'm presuming we're talking about the afn commercial)

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

Plenty of freezing, but the best was a id card holder glued to a hard drive magnet and thrown up into the non-drop ceiling of our IT cave. Is it on a light? Is it on the HVAC? Is it on the fire sprinkler pipes? Go get the big ladder from facility maintenance and find out!

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

Aimed too High

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

Crab Dad posted:

I’m most likely the oldest currently enlisted at 45. Still got 5 years on my contract….

Oof, thought I'd be in the running, 41 but retiring next Feb.

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Edit: Oh wait, rear end crack, totally read that wrong. Still bad.

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

If only the Germans had dishes like Korean donkatsu, breaded and fried pork.

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

https://en.yna.co.kr/view/AEN20230718008252325

Welp, good job bud, hope you don't come home in a coma.

Edit: Other articles state they are a soldier on an orientation tour. Yup

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

I've been in Korea for 13 years and never on my worst day did the thought cross my mind that I should make a run for the border. And I'll imagine with the poo poo I know I'd be treated better than some numbnuts E2.

I hope he comes back in one piece.

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

Biggest tabletop coalition exercise is about to kick off in Korea.

A TSgt comes to Korea as an exercise augmentee.

Hops on off the plane, drops his poo poo, goes out drankin.

Comes back, tanked, to his bunk in tent city, then proceeds to piss all over the sleeping LT in the cot next to his.

SF (security forces) get called and haul him away. He's on the next plane out.

Didn't even make it a day. We've all heard the stories, but by God it actually happened. We'll probably be looking at GO-1 coming back.

Oh, this guy must be a gently caress up right?

Prior Temporary First Sergeant
Line number for Master Sergeant
Selected for OCS.

Soju is a hell of a thing.

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

I hope we get some kind of follow up. It can go from courts martial to mopped under the cot.

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

We had a probably unrelated VIP arrive at Osan on a private plane out of China, plane was escorted by SF, someone was transfered directly to another plane then it took off. loving made sure he got on the plane this time.

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nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

I don't know what is going on with Osan's algo, but only when I'm at work I get weird AI Facebook posts of super thicc stackediers of the buttlefield.

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