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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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The Browns rule and will win at Football this season.

It may be Soccer but they will win at a type of Football. Many injuries this coming World Cup.

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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THE BROWNS!

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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LMAO Browns. We still have the rest of the season.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Perhaps this was God's way of humbling Baker and saying "Perform bitch. Back yo poo poo up." and Baker then going on a rampage just to spite God.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Real Talk: How are the Browns gonna do on Monday Night?

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Tonight is it Browns!!! Do or die! Your season and potential love or hate hinges on tonight!

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Metapod posted:

The only thing to come out of Cleveland is lebron james

That’s Akron you fool and also Akron gave Steph Curry too

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

man akron sounds cool as hell

GOJO is also in Akron, that’s where Purell comes from

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Hahaha exactly what I came to post.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Lamar may end up being the next big great QB in the AFC Central if Baker can't get his poo poo together.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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The Cleveland Browns are going to play the Rams on Sunday Night.

Jesus Christ. I'm also going to be at that game live.

I should probably dress in black and bring cards and flowers for the funeral.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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*walks into Las Vegas betting room*
*looks at the board to see Rams vs Browns*
"Bookie, let it all ride on the Browns."
*slaps down life savings of $50*

Browns gonna win this Sunday. Clowball at the Factory of Sadness.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Do the Browns draft a QB in 2020? 2nd round?

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Fire Freddie Kitchens and insert some competence into Baker’s backbone

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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I just want Clowball. Or a Browns win. But in a clownball way.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Bigass Moth posted:

Browns get Kareem Hunt in a month too.

When is the trade deadline for the NFL? Could we run him for a game, show a good showing, then trade him for a pick or something? I would love to get a #1 out of him.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Go Browns. Win the souperbowl

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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On a plane coming back from Africa and welp Baker

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Get this: The Bungles

Also: 5-11 Browns playoffs baby.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Bowns! BROWNS! BROWNS! *grumble bumble mumble* :doom:

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Doctor Butts posted:

Do you have any objections to me trying to kill every Canadian Goose in Cleveland?

They're huge loving assholes who just poo poo everywhere.

I'm a Canadian-American so kindly don't kill my brothers from the North, I know they can be assholes though.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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The Cleveland Browns will come back next week to face...THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS! Against that defense it's gonna get ugly.

Also I had to do a double take but apparently despite being 2-4 we are second in our division!! WINNING!

Also I'm really happy for Lamar. I wanted to draft him and Saquon Barkley for the Browns but am glad he went to a place that seems to be developing him well and he is performing well. Rootin' for the dude.

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Jan 2, 2001

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Flikken posted:

I Picked this game to be my one Browns game this year

I had picked the Rams one. Godspeed my friend.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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But it was not so simple and the Browns did not win.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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I bet I could beat the Browns in a fight. Baker can't throw to Odell the hell he gonna hit me with?

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Lamar loving rules.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Lamar is a GOAT but did he manage to make the loving Browns off season champions and declared world beating super bowl champions for the following year?

No...I don't think he did. Even he couldn't do that. And yet Baker did.

...Lamar is better than Baker.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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The next Steeler-Browns game, they should hide weapons behind the refs. Like a kendo stick strapped to the back of their uniform or a sledgehammer. Tackles will be in the form of spinebusters or suplexes. Myles Garrett's music will hit to shattered glass even though he's suspended.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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I wanted the Browns that year to draft Saquon Barkley with their first pick and Lamar with their second pick. I thought it would lead to some rad offense bullshit.

Kind of glad in a way, there's no way Lamar would have flourished on the Browns versus the Ravens actually being competent.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Henrik Zetterberg posted:

No QBs flourish on the Browns, other than our lord and savior, Baker Mayfield.

Baker isn’t flourishing. He’s sputtering along. There’s no reason why Odell doesn’t have 1200 yards and 10 TDs by now

Chubb on the other hand has been offensive MVP trying to do his damndest.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Doctor Butts posted:

I can't believe the NFL had the audacity to fine Garrett for allowing himself to get kicked in the head while under a pile of Steelers players.

He's a black man who hit a white QB with a helmet. Ben is a white rapist QB who raped and got a 6 game suspension reduced to 4. Plus Garrett had the audacity to suggest Mason Rudolph, a Chud, called him a racially motivated slur. To the NFL that's the worst.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Mason isn’t going to play against the Browns is he...

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Lamar Jackson, Football Ninja

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Ravens should get Cam Newton. Run a wildcat with Lamar, RG3 and Cam. And two tight ends. Sign Gronk while you're at it. Just cause.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Chubb for MVP!

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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The Factory of Sadness continues to produce at record rate

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Right, let’s not...derail...the thread. Hue hue hue

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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So what are the chances the Browns go after Ron Rivera this off-season?

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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I predict when the Browns, one day, do become good and win a superbowl it will be to an empty stadium because no one had the capacity to care because it was all exhausted a century before.

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Lamar the type of man to marry a 6'6" hot Norsewoman from a lineage of Vikings and match wits.

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