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Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Drunkposting from Dublin rather than the Midlands for once - the UK should DEFINITELY not invade, no occupying power is prepared for this kind of consumption

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Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.




This gave me a much needed lol this morning

https://twitter.com/PasqualeLDN/status/1156626114934165513?s=19

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Failed Imagineer posted:

If anyone is ever in Dublin there's a chain of Chinese chippers called Charlie's that do a 4-in-1, i.e. chips curry rice and battered chicken balls. It's pretty good but overpriced now imo. Definitely powered some late night post-club sessions when I was a student

Man, what the gently caress, I just spent a week in Dublin and I'm home now, this is valuable intel.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Guavanaut posted:

Good call, Maltesers are good crisps. :yum:

Or go broader and say 'food that comes in a packet'. Jelly babies are the best crisps.

Container radical. Bottled water is the best crisps.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.




a self-own to reverberate through the generations

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



I once had the odd fortune of passing #EUSupergirl on an escalator in St Pancras station. Told her to keep up the good work (shut up this was pre-GE 2017 and we were all losing our minds). Feel somewhat responsible for this.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Wait, Prester Jane isn't an elaborate act? She reads like an idiot's impression of a smart person.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Derry Girls or GTFO

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Starting Strength, then on to one of Alfalfa's programs in YLLS or, if you're a goodlooking sexhaver like me, Wendler's 5/3/1 with lots of volume accessory lifts.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Rarity posted:

Reminder that you must take a course of CBT before you can ride a motorbike :eng101:

I will never not read this as cock-and-ball torture

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I have STEM degrees falling out of my ears -and am perpetually studying something or other so a relative asked me to 'tell' her daughter she 'must' go to uni. I said I can't possibly do that. She doesn't have a burning desire to study a particular subject at any advanced level, she has no burning need to gain a professional / vocational qualification and the prospect of £00,000s of debt. If she eventually decides she wants to then that's up to her and she can do it then. (At least in the UK we still have the possibility to study as a mature student. Not true of all countries.)

I chose my highly theoretical degree subject (against some parental opposition I have to say!) and I also have a degree and a couple of postgrad thingies in a professional subjects which involve some technical skill (say HND level if that still exists) and a bunch of irrelevant management and other courses thrown on to make it into an unnecessary degree. The only benefit of the degree was to get myself Chartered Thingy Doer professional qualification.

A former boyfriend was a nurse who was totally against the idea of having to do a B.N. on the same grounds. (He had qualified before it was a requirement). You have the technical bit and a bunch of useless other courses thrown on top to turn it into a degree, meanwhile not meeting any real patients at all during the first couple of years of 'training'. (Some of this might have changed in the last 20 years!)

At school I would have arguments with other girls in the sixth form over the relative worth of various subjects. Some doing the very academic subjects were disparaging about those studying the more practical subjects. I would always argue that after the apocalypse (nuclear in those days) who would you rather have in your gang - someone who understood the finer points of a piece of literature, or someone who knew how to make clothes, prepare food or knock up shelters?

TL:DR despite my own academic background I think the push to degreeize everything is wrong.

I agree with you, speaking as another academic, but many of these issues are due to the commercialisation and managerialisation of HE institutions. On one hand, a lot of frustrating admin has been taken out of researchers' hands (or so I hear from older colleagues), but on the other, a whole bureaucratic class of parasites has inserted itself into the very marrow of HE and, if anything, imposed a poo poo-ton more admin and standards and courses and gently caress knows what else, I ignore all my HR emails.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.





Having your pedo friend killed while in prison for doing pedo stuff, and who you often went to pedo island with on Pedo Airways to do pedo stuff would stress anyone out, I guess....

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Necrothatcher posted:

I uh, walked into the wrong off licence on holiday.







Wtf

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Watch all the centrists start sweating and tugging their collars over No Deal versus anti-Semitic Corbyn. This will be a thing.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Jakabite posted:

God I wish the Lib Dems would just gently caress off. They're just so... Annoying. In a way that even the lunatic fringe of the Brexit camp just aren't. I'd genuinely rather go for a drink with a kipper than a lib dem. Ugh

Not sure about that last one, champ.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Jakabite posted:

Kippers are probably worse people but they're not quite as irritating as Lib Dems

I'm still not with you on this one, but then I'm a brash and outspoken person IRL, so I (metaphorically) bowl over your average chino-and-fleece wearing LD. Brexiteers I'm far more likely to get into a shouting match with, and despite my personality, I'm actually conflict-averse.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Gonzo McFee posted:

Didn't realise there's a new page when I edited this into my last posts so here it is again.

https://twitter.com/nickeardleybbc/status/1161984289510252546?s=19

Guto Bebb.

Majority of 11%, doable I reckon...

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Lt. Danger posted:

It's a Welsh name, you cunts.

It's a member of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take it away!

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



bump_fn posted:

lol, of course the literal day i pay out the rear end to extend my visa my house gets robbed

classic

Really sorry to hear that...do you have insurance? Was it a full-on break in or did they get in through an unsecured window?

Actually maybe don't answer those questions publicly.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Sanford posted:

Looking for some help arguing with an ultra-centrist libdem here - does anyone have an up-to-date counter to "so why are Labour bombing in the polls if JC has played it so well over the past week"? I don't think I've seen any polls for about a fortnight.

The only recent polls I could find on Britain Elects are showing a 3-5 point swing towards CON as BXP seem to be deflating a bit, while Labour also seem to be bleeding voters somewhere as well. No way of telling if it's to LD or elsewhere. Likely a bit of both.

If I were being cynical, I would say it's funny how right wing cunts can see exactly which side their bread is buttered wrt who they think can deliver brexit by potentially supporting CON more, whereas all the melts seem to have great difficulty grasping who the only person that can stop it actually is.

Don't squint too hard at the numbers, they're bad for Jeremy Corbyn meaningless outside of a GE.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Sanford posted:

I think we might be not friends quite soon.



u lost the debate by descending into name calling

i am very smart, and reasonable

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Rarity posted:

I propose that we partition the UK based on favourite Monster Munch flavours. Flamin' Hot can stay up North, Pickled Onion Wankers get the Midlands and cool and good Roast Beef lovers come down South.

Goodness inversely correlated to latitude, got it.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Praseodymi posted:

If we're still going over the problems with the tweet, Stalin also wasn't an inexperienced outlier.

Don't they mean Hitler?

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Private Speech posted:

Yeah Denmark is pretty fash recently. Also their housing crisis is just as bad, from what I hear from of people who moved over there (and they are mostly computer touchers so it's not just the poors).

The wages might be high but tax rate and cost of living are exorbitant in comparison.

You can get houses dirt cheap outside of cities. Downside is, you're in the middle of nowhere.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Darth Walrus posted:

Has the whole Kashmir thing had any political bleedover in the UK? Generally speaking over the past few decades, I mean - it seems a bit soon to measure its political effect in the here and now. I ask because we've got big Pakistani and Indian communities, and it seems like the sort of thing that'd get them het up and lobbying like British Jews and Muslims do over I/P.

New graffiti appeared down the road from me, in the form of a FREE KASHMIR stencil. Make of that what you will.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



My experience with Islam and alcohol was at a BBQ in the middle of the Omani desert, where a lovely man who must have been objectively shitfaced based on his volume of intake, explained to me that it's being drunk that's haram and if you don't act drunk it's all good.

Interesting place, Oman.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Private Speech posted:

Interestingly this isn't complete bollocks, the Omani mostly follow an Ibadi tradition of Islam which adheres a lot closer to the letter of quran, paradoxically making it considerably more liberal.

e: What were you doing in Omani desert? Am a bit curious.

End of fieldwork blow-out party after two weeks of archaeological survey on the coast, and one in the mountains. The latter stint and the party was near Nizwa, the old capital. Wonderful part of the world, but I didn't see or speak to a woman most of the time I was there, until we got to Nizwa. Fantastic archaeology, good food, friendly people.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Only Kindness posted:

We're sharing from time to time, here's my story.

50, diagnosed autistic ~3 years ago (mostly highfunctioning), PTSD from childhood incident, lifelong undiagnosed depression, one suicide attempt at 19, hoarder (I don't throw much away e.g. only just thrown away the box for the toaster I bought in 1992). Drifted into solitude (not loneliness) so no support network (apart from GP). Some private therapy a while back, anti-depressants for a couple of years, mirtazapine now, probably working but it's like my 5th one. Involuntary redundancy after nearly 30 years with BigCompany coming up next month, which I was actually looking forward to as I'm OK for money. Still, it'll probably hit me pretty hard.

I CAN cope with all that poo poo.

The twist.

The one thing that is literally destroying my life is finding that my (bought) flat has a lot of airborne mould spores, and has for ages without me noticing somehow - they escape vacuuming a lot of the time - and it has gone from great to unliveable in the space of a few weeks. My tongue is painfully irritated and burning, my lips both stinging and numb at the same time, metallic taste in the mouth. Textbook mould symptoms. Ironically they go away in bathroom and kitchen but everywhere else is contaminated.

Twistier.

I tracked it down - the mould spread came originally from the cardboard packing boxes I used when moving (escaping) a few years ago from an older house I was living in that had a mould problem, and was the reason I moved! I loving kept them and let them contaminate my new place and now I have the same symptoms!

So I promise you again, my life is bizarrely great despite everything. To the extent that even with Oct 31 looming I was looking forward to a period of unemployment. But I'm stuck in a hellish place I can't get away from and have been up for 52 hours now with the pain and worry - and nothing can relieve the symptoms apart from solving the problem completely and that could take months or years or longer or might not be possible at all.

Called Samaritans multiple times in last ~30 hours. Talked down from looking for painless methods of suicide to escape this hopeless situation. Painful method would shock me out of it like before.

I have a blood tests coming up. I think I should also ask GP to refer me for some sort of lung testing. My immune system won't last forever and I need to see how bad I'm already compromised.

But I did make progress. I have a call out tomorrow to a mould remediation expert.

Somehow I will survive this.

I'm the opposite of a hoarder and it seems like you have cash to spare, if you're willing to cover train fare I'll chuck all your mouldy boxes from the 90s while you go to the pub for the afternoon.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Junior G-man posted:

They do not and you shut your blasphemous mouth.

This reaction puts you in the same camp as the olds who voted brexit so that they could eat fish and chips out of newspapers again.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Only Kindness posted:

Thanks for the replies and encouragements guys, I was in a really bleak emotional place with the mental agony, physical symptoms with no relief, lack of sleep, hopelessness, fear, despair and seeing no way out but breathing foul air and then dying of pneumonia or something. I sobbed for probably the first time in 35 years. Despite my depression, my suicidal ideation isn't frequent but it is strong when it hits.

Feel immensely more positive now. Noted about the causes, damp, unlikelihood of actual cross-contamination etc, matches up with my own research but I recognise I need the expert onsite. 51% humidity is highest I've ever seen with 0 ventilation, middle-low-40% in winter, dehumidifier a yes though, it cannot hurt.

I am executing a plan, have decluttered bathroom, kitchen, hallway and my bedroom. Hoovered. Got PPE coveralls and N95 masks. Thrown away stuff already this morning. Seeing clear and clean areas of carpet again is satisfying even if the air is still fouled. 2 rooms to go: tackling a box a day, every day, bojack-it-gets-easier-you-just-have-to-keep-doing-it style. Progress is being made. Calling my expert at 11:30am today.

Keep at it, man. Every little step is a victory.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Ratjaculation posted:

Almost all of that is areas that have already been long burnt down and converted to agriculture, so the farmers just blazin 420

No, it's not.

Source: me, a scientist working in the Amazon

Edit: here's a great thread by a fire ecologist colleague

https://twitter.com/yoshi_maezumi/status/1164765662809452545?s=19

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



His Divine Shadow posted:

This can't possibly be real, that all the red area = on fire?

It's a composite, not a time series. It's showing all recent fires.

The thing is, the Amazon doesn't burn of its own accord. Ancient pollen and charcoal records (basically layered lake sediments that people have painstakingly extracted and analysed) show that during the ice age, the Amazon didn't burn at all on a large scale. This is before humans had arrived in South America, so we have a baseline signal of fire activity. It didn't burn despite overall drier conditions and a greater proportion of grasslands versus forest (on account of a lot of moisture being locked away in ice caps). There is a marked difference after the ice age. As soon as we show up, we begin managing the land through constant small-scale burning.

The archaeological and environmental records across the Amazon basin are unanimous on this, with some weird exceptions like the western Amazon, which it seems like was always sparsely occupied (and is very wet, so didn't burn anyway).

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Ratjaculation posted:

Then you should be the first to point out that the Paraguayan savannah woodlands at the south of that map, aren't part of the Amazon basin, and that "Biomass burning is concentrated during the months of July-October in the Southern Hemisphere portion of South America, and is linked to agricultural activities, including the use of fire to permanently deforest areas and convert them to agricultural land."

The Atlantic Forest is almost completely removed due to this, and seperated entirely from the Amazon.

Trying hard to figure out what your point is. Parts of the continent were deforested relatively recently (in geological terms) and also burn, also they well actually aren't technically within the Amazon basin. :smugdog:

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Ratjaculation posted:

Using a shock and awe image of a continent burning is great, but implying that everything that is a red dot is a pristine rainforest is an outright lie, and risks laying a false image in peoples minds that we haven't actually already destroyed masses of primary habitat.

Hope that helps op.

The people driving the large scale burning are burning primary forest and savannah-forest mosaics and previously-deforested land? It's not an either-or :psyduck:

edit: this big splodge here is Urubici National Park, a nominally protected area. Holds one of the last refuges of highland Atlantic Forest.

Vlex fucked around with this message at 13:36 on Aug 23, 2019

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



OK which UKMTer is at the Moseley Dark Horse Beer Festival? I known I just spoke to one of you, I refuse to believe the exact opinions of the thread can just exist in the wild.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



I have come across the eco-fash types in Norway FWIW. The kind that fetishize 'returning to the wilderness', which is also curiously and coincidentally free of anyone who fails the paper bag test.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Plaid Cymru have reportedly pulled out of backing Labour's plan of a new referendum with remain on the ballot, in favour of, presumably, Swindon's swivel-eyed third unspecified option.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Rarity posted:

What has happened to sensible politics? There are no better examples of this than in the Labour Party. This doesn't mean that any of my comrades are left-wing fascists. I don't believe that is the case. The left has nothing in common with the right at all: there's barely even any commonality in any of the three most extreme anti-democratic tendencies – and certainly nothing to do with the most extreme anti-democratic elements within the Labour Party. All of the political positions that are on show are absolutely ridiculous and ludicrous. It's a question of how far-fetched are people's ideas of what fascism is.

Maybe the truth is in the middle.

:eyepop:

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Sunless Skies is good but the prose doesn't have quite the same shade of purple as Seas, since Kennedy isn't with Failbetter any more for shagging his employees meeting his life partner and going on to create top-notch deckbuilder Cultist Simulator, which is worth winning at least once.

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Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Failed Imagineer posted:

You kinda have to call Earth Terra then as well. Which is fine

Tellus or gtfo

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