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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Greggs is poo poo

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Rarity revealed as the 'burnt bellend' victim the Daily Sport *ahem* reported on.

Everyone always goes on about how Greggs is scorching hot, but everytime I've got one from somewhere its been a grim mix of cold on the outside and maybe 2/3c above room temp in the middle, with a weird soggy pastry. I guess their veggie stuff just doesn't sell as quick as their other stuff, so it just sits on the shelf cooling all day and sweating.

I appreciate its a quick fix, and a better option than most meal deals (Coop is an exception), I sometimes still treat myself to one in motorway services but every time I am disappointed and it just makes me miserable, like a sad wank to weird porn.

Its also undercutting and killing all the independent bakeries here, so I might longer be able to get a decent real pasty one day.

And no, I will not calm down about this!!!!!@


Diet Crack posted:

Dear UKMT - what is a left leaning paper that isn’t going to shovel fabricated antisemitism bullshit down my throat?

Just read the Mail and flip all the adverbs.

Ratjaculation fucked around with this message at 09:09 on Aug 1, 2019

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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the Goon Bugle will do as well as that Wiki the other week

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Guavanaut posted:

Here's the clock but theirs is red if you want to Brexit cosplay and have £700 spare.


Guavanaut posted:

Here's the clock but theirs is red if you want to Brexit cosplay and have £700 spare.
can't believe they didn't get a bargain one on AliExpress

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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I legit think someone should make a Parliament Petition to change Big Ben to countdown to Brexit Day

I think the Gams would insta-spooge at the idea.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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we could even ditch 2020, and just call it 1AEU

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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"Polls are useless"
- Remainers

"Poles are useless"
- Leavers

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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And just when I thought the thread title tweet was peak stupid.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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I'm glad the stupidity fades into the paywall because my brain...

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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How rich is this Armitage Shanks fella that almost every urinal is reserved for him?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Veg goons, loads of Iceland's 'no bull' range was reduced to 25p

I've not had it so not sure if this is because it tastes like crap but I'll report back

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Diet Crack posted:

Greggs products

Wtf!
Ignore my above post... BOYCOTT ICELAND

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Umbra Dubium posted:

Tomorrow, Boris will propose sawing through the channel tunnel and floating the UK down to the West Caribbean.

His budget? One million pounds! (Wait, what do you mean that's nearly nothing?)

thats at least 2,000 outboard motors. doable.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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the uk should impale itself on florida, like a metaphor

(assuming the london and the southeast is the arse end?!)

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Please use decent mics, tia.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Poutine is pro-chip game.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Ms Adequate posted:



E: I also wish I didn't get such a bad snipe. 13 is a number which is superstitiously held by some to be 'unlucky' although how a number can have the property of luck eludes me.

I once got 13 Jaffa cakes in a pack. These days you'd be lucky to get 9.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Failed Imagineer posted:

If anyone is ever in Dublin there's a chain of Chinese chippers called Charlie's that do a 4-in-1, i.e. chips curry rice and battered chicken balls. It's pretty good but overpriced now imo. Definitely powered some late night post-club sessions when I was a student

we'll make sure its not destroyed when our tanks roll peacefully in

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/01/claims-of-misogynistic-culture-at-offices-of-lynton-crosby-firm

quote:

Airbus confirmed they had employed the company to run lobbying campaigns in 2017 and 2018 after the company’s Super Puma helicopter was grounded over safety concerns following a number of fatal crashes while carrying workers to North Sea oil rigs. This involved producing an unbranded Facebook page and accompanying “news” website named Helicopter Newswire to spread positive news about the helicopter, at a time when trade unions were campaigning for tighter safety regulations. Airbus insisted their work was limited to official material and did not indulge in disinformation.

In another example of the company’s operations, CTF employees helped run a grassroots online campaign against the cycle superhighway along London’s embankment, despite this being one of Boris Johnson’s flagship policies as mayor of the capital.

Multiple sources said the campaigns – under the banners of Londoners for Transport and Unblock the Embankment – were being funded by property development business Canary Wharf Group, which believed the cycle superhighway was slowing drivers trying to reach its financial services offices in London’s Docklands.

At the same time, to provide an alternative solution, CTF staff also oversaw an apparently pro-cycling astroturfed campaign on Facebook named Square Mile Cycling. This urged politicians to divert cyclists displaced by ripping up the Embankment route through the City of London’s financial district. This would potentially slow down traffic in the Square Mile – the main rival of Canary Wharf Group.

lol

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Guavanaut posted:

Then again maybe there's Australian leftists who only hear about the UK in the form of old men shouting about Trident.

YOu should check out some of the Chaser's (not the shite gameshow) videos on youTube, their show War on Everything was amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvl8m0il2Oc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch6IN8i5Rv0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0b9EoGFfSE

here they are trying to get killed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfGkbekihyw

there stuff since is great too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w833cAs9EN0

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Aramoro posted:

What's your stance on Quality street Orange creams vs Orange Crisps.

the dead babies and privatisation of essential water sources really adds to the flavour of quality street stuff.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Payndz posted:

The doublethink here is :psyduck: . Especially when, y'know, we probably physically can't feed 66 million people with only home-grown food.

It could possibly be done...
-The Tories would need to force everyone to go onto a rationed primary-source vegan diet.
-They would need to bulldoze all protected areas and convert into arable land
-They would need to intensify our agriculture with massive amounts of input almost certainly leading to dead rivers everywhere (reducing drinking water) and completely destroying our soils

A small price to pay for are freedoms

hope you like potatoes

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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"Anti-semetic Corbyn refuses to eat poverty stricken Jews"

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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The only poll I trust is your dads

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Going subway (lol)

Who wants what?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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I was intised in by the smell of the bread and made it to the front of the queue before I remembered how universally poo poo the food is. So went next door to the independent bakery and got a veg pasty for a half the price

thespaceinvader posted:

I will take one footlong death of capitalism please. Toasted.

With mayo?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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happyhippy posted:

So not sure how much they like the EU now over UK.

Well the british won't be in it, so significantly more

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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I look forward to no-one learning from this dam incident, that our infrastructure is almost completely unsuitable for our changing climate.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Only registered members can see post attachments!

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Azza Bamboo posted:

I get the feeling I've done something bad I don't fully understand. I'm willing to trust your judgment on this because you're much more informed on feminism etc than I am. On a practical level, what do I need to do now to put this wrong right?

6 months complete isolation in a tibetan camp, bare minimum

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Azza Bamboo posted:

Wait Tibet still exists? I thought there was only China.

oh it still exists, and there are still tibetan camps

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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the best way to not be sexist is to not be a oval office who uses gender-specific slurs

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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love seeing a dog and woman shot at gee whizz thanks

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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The best book to read is Zoo magazine because boobs

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Or Nuts, if your so inclined

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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PST posted:

I should really be asleep but had a late coffee and have been up all night arguing with bigots

Enjoy the bleating of a terf getting their rightful wtf from their job, helpfully including all the evidence the university should need to sack them:

https://twitter.com/jonnnybest/status/1157367005785350146

i know its a classic argument, and i hope it isn't offensive to our trans-bretheren/sistren to use it

but why the gently caress are the dweebs so loving obsessed with trans people?

all i can think of is Alex Jones and that porn tab on his phone.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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lol

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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I'd say maybe 50% of the cars I saw in Indonesia had an EU flag on their Indonesian plates... lmbo

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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or just a lovely joke

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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*looks at sea*
"so much for this so-called drought"

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