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Apr 5, 2009

Guavanaut posted:

Does the Goon Bugle fit up a butt?

Wait what? And they kept all the diddlers in the 70s?

Radicalised against The Conservative and Diddler Party.

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Apr 5, 2009

TIL the Gaelic for brother sounds like daughter.

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Apr 5, 2009

big scary monsters posted:

It seems a little unfair to Poles to associate them with the West. Poland has plenty of problems of its own, but it never colonised and oppressed half the planet, even if more through lack of opportunity than lack of intent.

poor poland, you wanted to be empire but cannot even into space

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Apr 5, 2009


What is this actually mapping?

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Apr 5, 2009




Sorry, retconned.

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Apr 5, 2009

editing 4 hours of Scottish posters arguing over which English poster is the biggest bawbag while the bristol set discuss bars/clubs and namtab and I debate which is Best Girl this season

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Apr 5, 2009

feedmegin posted:

I don't think that's how citizenship works, or he'd be a citizen of the Third Reich. Granted, they did very much want to go into space :nazi:

Did I stutter, sir? Polands cannot into space.

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Apr 5, 2009

Before doing a UKMT podcast recording for propers I would recommend a bit of talking in the discord for a bit to get used to each others' voices / cadence and just generally conference calling.

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Apr 5, 2009

also remember the entire point of clappers in movies was to help sync the audio: something to consider when beginning local recordings as it helps the editor deal with 3-4 people who probably didn't all press record exactly 4 seconds before the beginning of the main audio for the podcast/discussion

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Apr 5, 2009

Chippie Trap Hoose

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Apr 5, 2009

Jose posted:

A goon stole $300 of meat while on a meth binge wearing a GoPro and refused to post the footage

I hope you mean "a now permabanned goon"

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Apr 5, 2009

cheesy chips crew every pea mush babybrain gets the wall

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Apr 5, 2009


lmao a classic

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Apr 5, 2009

*adds extra column to wall.xls*

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Apr 5, 2009

thespaceinvader posted:

I could I have like 3 twitters but I don't use any of them I hate twitter so much.

I've spent most of this morning having some weird Australian dumbshit posting about how mad I am and spamming transphobic attack helicopter memes at me because I called him a bootlicker for insulting Greta Thunberg for being called "deeply disturbed"

burn the hell site

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Apr 5, 2009

Guavanaut posted:

I never hear about Australia in positive contexts. It's always distant boomer relatives or someone doing a terrorism or some chode trying to explain to me that "we never had slaves down here so it's not racist when I say [racist poo poo]" or getting mad about the name of a rock or some poo poo.

Then again maybe there's Australian leftists who only hear about the UK in the form of old men shouting about Trident.

You see it a lot of as well that most of the ancaps only tend to be Americans or Australians. I assume it's Murdoch Disease.

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Apr 5, 2009

lmao

https://twitter.com/frankfieldteam/status/1157244898803892226

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Apr 5, 2009

lilljonas posted:

Worst crime against tea though is reheating it in the microwave after it goes cold. My dad does that all the time. Sometimes several times with the same cup.

sometimes you're busy as poo poo and realise you hosed up and it got cold nd you're still busy but you need that fucker to bring you back to life so you run it to the microwave and know what you're doing is degenerate and wrong but you do it anyway

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Apr 5, 2009

I'm drinking earl grey and you can't stop m,e

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Apr 5, 2009

Aphex- posted:

A few years ago at work someone posted on our #tech slack channel that he was working from home. A couple of hours later he posts another message, all it said was "pornhub.com". It was deleted like a minute later but a few of us saw it and just looked on in horror. It was glorious.

I'm more disappointed it didn't have a search term attached

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Apr 5, 2009

Aphex- posted:

he had the look of someone into some weird poo poo tbh

having to explain to the boss what anal vore means after pasting it in slack

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Apr 5, 2009

Tsaedje posted:

Seems a bit harsh on non penis having men tbqh

I think the suggestion is the organ is used for removal

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Apr 5, 2009

WhatEvil posted:

Like I believe that Brooker and Huq are both decently left wing - he's been on the alternative election night broadcast a couple of times and dug into the Tories hard IIRC.

Brooker wrote in an article many years ago that he was basically genetically predisposed to loathing the Tories. Even if he had brain worms about Corbyn (I doubt he does) he would still vote against the Tories.

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Apr 5, 2009


lol that all the people it's whining about being persecuted are all nobodies or known shitheads

I guess Thangam Debonairre isn't the biggest shithead but I seem to remember her joining in some of the more bullshit anti-Corbyn bandwagons

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Apr 5, 2009

Another British washing-its-hands success story.

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Apr 5, 2009


*pushing head down as hard as I can without making it obvious what I'm doing*

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Apr 5, 2009

It's mostly a thing because of Bush Sr. (41) and Jr. (43) as you needed a way to quickly specify and "Dubya" is more of an insult. Trump just loves anything that reminds people that he's pres.

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Apr 5, 2009

Renaissance Robot posted:

If you hadn't said I'd have assumed it was some 1488 type poo poo

well, about that...

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Apr 5, 2009

Red Oktober posted:

I do sometimes find myself thinking ‘loving hell, Donald Trump is the US President, what the hell?’ So maybe he does need the hat.

(And I know he’s not the first celebrity, but I wasn’t alive during Regan)

reagan at least had historical experience in office and was ostensibly smart, trump was obviously dumb from birth

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Apr 5, 2009

thespaceinvader posted:

The big problem with 'get rid of all the guns' in the US is that there are SO loving MANY OF THEM and getting rid of them requires the cooperation of the gun owners. It's functionally impossible to disarm the US population without their participation.

who would win:

the entire US military vs. redneck steve and his 40 gun collection

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Apr 5, 2009

I'd also much rather be stabbed than shot as I'm more likely to recover from a 1mm by 30mm hole 4cm deep in my chest than god knows how wide after impact break-up bullet hole in the same place, especially if the fucker has hollow-point rounds.

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Apr 5, 2009

^ --- v

His Divine Shadow posted:

The US military would to a large degree side with redneck steve.

just tell them he voted obama and watch them kill every dog in a 6 mile radius just in case

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Apr 5, 2009

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Weird how the same videogames are in the UK but we don't get mass shootings, i wonder what the difference is

weird how japan has two of the big games companies and yet their deadliest attack was an anime studio

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Apr 5, 2009

Guavanaut posted:

:cryingAumShinrikyo:

I mean they still have the high score for (temporarily) blinding over 1000 people.

Which is only beaten by India permanently blinding hundreds of its own citizens to own the Mohammedeens https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/nov/08/india-crackdown-in-kashmir-is-this-worlds-first-mass-blinding

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Apr 5, 2009

I wonder how long it'll take for him to block me for asking if he remembered when boris nicked his mmissus and he still kissed his arse.

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Apr 5, 2009

*checking monitor* you say you're name is 'Robert'? sorry I'm afraid it's the cavity search for you

no I don't need to hear your surname

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Apr 5, 2009

whoaaaa I'm half way there
whoaaaa-ohh use my phone without a care

*crash*

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Apr 5, 2009

Sulphagnist posted:

Also assuming they want to maximize catching the people they actually want to catch. Resources aren't infinite and time spent going through the luggage of some harmless professor is time wasted.

Another thing that popped to my mind: If their system can't differentiate David Bakers from each other, and given that in Arabic-speaking countries certain names and their combinations are very common, this may be a purposefully manufactured flaw in the process to justify stopping travellers from Arabic-speaking countries at will. "It wasn't racial profiling, it was just a name match!"

And here you've hit why it's set up this way.

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Apr 5, 2009

Your name is Osama? That's a cavity search

Contains Abdul? That's a cavity search

Mohammed? Cavity search

Your name begins with Abu? Cavity

I see your surname begins with al-, that'll be two cavity searches and a bonus hour in the interrogation room.

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Apr 5, 2009

Flayer posted:

Lmao definitely a troll account

no, sadly james o'brien is a real person

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