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Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Dear UKMT - what is a left leaning paper that isn’t going to shovel fabricated antisemitism bullshit down my throat?

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Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

The only redeeming quality of Greggs is getting a breakfast roll and lovely coffee on the cheap. Everything else there sucks balls.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

If only you could stop paying tax in protest... let egghead foot the bill with his new pay packet.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Who the gently caress polls by telepho..... oh.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/andrea-jenkyns-whiplash-concussion-chair-fall-a9030691.html

Replace the chair with the economy, her head as the taxpayer and physics as brexit, and you’ve got a suitable analogy for brexit. Or, alternative, it’s proof that being a brexiteer means you’re a stupid loving child. Take your pick.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

There’s some boutique doughnut shop/stall on Fleet Street where each donut is £6.50 or more. I’m not really that surprised considering only lawyers would ever go there, but still. That’s two meal deals and an apple!

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Just don’t accidentally grab the soggy chocolate ones

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

jacksbrat posted:

Definitely not with Brexit on the horizon. Leave the scarce supplies of insulin for those who already need them.

But how are we going to binge eat to combat the onset of clinical depression and get rid of the bucketloads of candy from Halloween?

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Gum posted:

Kippers do not take issue with Australians

“That’s not an Australian flag?!!”



WELL ACTUALLY....

“Oh, brown people, they’re not Australians fam”

WELL ACTUALLY....

“Then they shouldn’t have their own flag fam!”



“We’re talking about Australia fam, why you showing me another flag?”

WELL ACTUALLY..........




E; I would hope people know the aboriginal flag, but for knowledge the second one is the Torres straight islanders flag.

Diet Crack fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Aug 1, 2019

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

CrispCast

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Rarity posted:

Shh, you'll tear the podcast apart before the first episode is even finished!

This is why you get the crisp challenge done properly in the first episode, round up all the contenders and everyone discusses which is the best and they go through the bracket in the correct order. It's hard hitting investigative journalism.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

I liked going to iceland, but there's no shops near me at the moment. Decent prices and decent stuff if you don't mind packaged goods. The bigger ones ofcourse have fresh veg and so on.

They have frozen Greggs products as well in a partnership for those so inclined.

Diet Crack fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Aug 1, 2019

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Junior G-man posted:

I'd love to join the podcast as a vile and, even worse, Europe-based person? If that's still allowed?

As long as you pay price+postage on the crisps you're mailed.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

People who pour into cold milk and leave the bags steeping in now lukewarm liquid are loving weeeeeirrrrddooos.

Also rosemary and sea salt on chips is fantastic. Honest burger does it and I approve.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Could create a voice channel on discord to do so

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Wait, what..

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Aramoro posted:


Milk -> Teabag -> Water -> Brew -> Remove bag

Sorry, but it’s you who is wrong. This is not how you make tea.

Like the basic principle is that you use boiling water to steep the tea, why the gently caress would you cool it before putting the bag in?

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

I prefer a cup of tears tbqf

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Helith posted:

I feel it's important to point out that no one in Australia drinks Fosters. Plus I didn't know anyone in the North West who drank it either, everyone drank Boddingtons or Stella Artois.

Fun Fact: Fosters isn’t even brewed in Australia, anywhere, ever.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

lines of the purest cocaine, OP

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Aphex- posted:

A few years ago at work someone posted on our #tech slack channel that he was working from home. A couple of hours later he posts another message, all it said was "pornhub.com". It was deleted like a minute later but a few of us saw it and just looked on in horror. It was glorious.

Always close background windows or at least minimise them when you go searching for ‘Backdoor midgets 19: The BBC reckoning - cuck edition’

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Cultural Renewal obviously means locking up the less white people.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

So what you're saying is Weed is the victim of bigotry and hatred? Checks out.
Give me all the weed, I'll take good care of them... *hides "gas chamber"*

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

What was she doing in the bush? Urinating?

I'll HAVE YOU KNOW THAT'S ILLEGAL JESS.

MP Piss kills insects you see, must be all the arsenic.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Can anyone recommend an in browser, for Chrome, not going to install malware that pastes goatse everywhere VPN so that I can use Pandora again? One that works well for the UK to US tubez, kthx

consider this the only working trade agreement with the US so far, ahem.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

It’s unhealthy to be on Twitter in 99.99% of cases, hth

I am all for getting rid of posting stupid troll bait posts in here, especially her redundant, annoying narcissistic “I am but what are you?” Nonsense.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Jables88 posted:

Can someone explain to me what the FBPE issue is

Mental retardation

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001


Oh please.

Intellectual Disability. Happy?

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

You’re welcome

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Sanitary Naptime posted:

I’d say it’s pretty offensive to people with intellectual disabilities lumping them in with fubpees.

Agreed. Hence why I didn’t use it the first time around.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Failed Imagineer posted:

I caught your post before you edited it out - and the answer is no one here cares about "oval office" because we're not Americans

Lol let me just go dig up all these posts then from this exact thread.

I love how people are getting up in arms about using a clearly dissociated phrase from its original intent and applying it to the most thorough pack of cunts imaginable. But hey ho, :decorum:

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

baka kaba posted:

What kind of tree would you replace Jeremy Corbyn with?

any kind of tree just name one

Does a Menorah count as a tree?

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Say goodbye to the labour vote in Scotland, Wales and northern Ireland then

Give it time and this will happen naturally anyway - as in they won’t be voting in national elections because they won’t be a part of the UK. I don’t blame them either.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Barry Foster posted:

Wait, do you have mugshots of all the posters itt too? I thought it was just our collective prolapse pics

Don’t forget the front on nudes and dick pics - goonsxxx.txt

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

I also apologise to the thread for being a oval office and anyone I may have offended with my remarks about mental capacity, genuinely.

I’m just sick of the age we live in where disinformation is king and I feel extremely loving frustrated by it today, moreso than normal and it spilled into here. It’s no excuse to use terminology that is outdated and offensive.

Sorry all!

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

There’s a lot of 8’s, capital d’s and = signs, so I’m going with yes

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

What about those who read goosebumps and long for a Jammy Junta?


E: I didn’t even need to read the article to know which state this occurred in -


Yes, that is a black man partially hogtied by mounted police and paraded down a street for a lynching stern talking to. No this is not a photo from 1890.

Diet Crack fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Aug 6, 2019

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

I always thought she would be a bright and informed individual based on her mathematics skills. Or maybe there's something to the adage of 'Good at Maths, poo poo at Arts & Humanities.'

Personally I'm kind of nervous about the implications of all this fascist and supremacist upheaval and how it may translate over time across the Atlantic. It feeds itself into those deranged enough to buy into it and exhibit those values, and at some point they just snap with hatred. I know we're already seeing it, but I get the sinking feeling that things will become more violent especially with the ultra-austerity clampdowns. Not only will it be hate crimes and gang violence now, but politically fueled violence because of straight up lies as well. It's a bit disheartening.

The knife crime in London alone is increasing at a small but steady rate according to most of the statistics. If we do bomb out of the EU with nothing, I can't see any sort of measure curtailing it in the immediate future. I'm sure the police have a lot to say on the subject, but nobody will listen.

tldr: How do I buy a gun that shoots knives?

Diet Crack fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Aug 6, 2019

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Steve2911 posted:

Why does it always have to be EVE? What are those spaceships doing to our men and women?

Further proof the bees are alive and well. Ecological crisis? HAH

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Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

“Britain’s economy unexpectedly shrank 0.2 per cent in the second quarter – its first contraction since the last quarter of 2012, when GDP fell by the same amount. GDP last fell by more in early 2009, when the economy was deep in the post-financial crisis recession.”

Unexpectedly? I’m no economist, but I wouldn’t say it was unexpected at all... :thunk:

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