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I feel like being able to piss and cum at the same time is itself quite a feat. But I believe it, could there be a more apt example of the effects of capitalism that a man should not be content with the ability to piss and cum together that he should also demand the ability to poo poo therewith?
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2019 00:33 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 11:57 |
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I just used the word therewith in a sentence I'm classy af.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2019 00:47 |
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Has anyone been sending you or your family nasty letters about the loan? Cos afaik they're really bad at knowing wtf is going on if you leave the country. So you'll probably get a letter demanding you give them loads of money or something cos clearly you've been living it up abroad.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2019 01:27 |
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Is that the manspreading I have heard so much about?
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2019 04:03 |
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Sasa naigh againn.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2019 15:28 |
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sinky posted:Get some business cards printed for Lord Ludikrous Cleaning Services Ltd. LLCS LLC surely? While we're talking about welsh anyway
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2019 16:12 |
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Jose posted:I learned today that he might be a pedo Again is this not the default state of everyone of note in britain?
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2019 20:02 |
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When I think of basically the entire history of Irish relations with its eastern neighbours it's definitely "friendly".
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2019 21:02 |
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I'm fairly terrible at the history of this dumb island but has there historically been any point before the last 20 years or so when the people living on Ireland and the people living on GB were not actively trying to kill each other?
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2019 21:16 |
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Take the buggers for all they're worth imo, good on you.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2019 21:39 |
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Run the wind farms backward, duh.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2019 21:41 |
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Given the thread's geographic distribution the accents would be awful. Most of us probably wouldn't be able to understand each other never mind the listeners.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2019 21:46 |
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Chips and gravy because I don't particularly like any of the others.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2019 22:15 |
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Ratjaculation posted:the uk should impale itself on florida, like a metaphor Unfortunately if the tories were in charge then it would be in wales, because that's the pig.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2019 22:20 |
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banana ar la inshallah na na nana na.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2019 22:21 |
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I volunteer to be the EU superstud. But surprise, during the duet I pull off the blue and yellow rubber to reveal the red and black beneath and the terrible truth that I am in fact the communist bear
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 00:00 |
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Is there a non ML version of soyuz nerushimy given the number of revisions it underwent because I would like that to be my theme song mostly because I already know about half the words and it's in my range.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 00:04 |
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Which is a little odd because I'm surprised deep fried rice isn't a thing. Kind want to try deep fried rice and scraps tbh.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 00:17 |
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bozza legeerrrnrnnnddddddddddd
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 01:40 |
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I'm not sure if the seat is mostly tory/lib that labour's ever gonna be on the table.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 03:28 |
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God can you imagine what life must be like in a tory/lib marginal? How do you breathe from all the loving tarquins around?
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 03:35 |
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You could go outside and yell in the street which is an ancient and proletarian form of podcasting.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 11:47 |
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I have never seen someone do that but the mutants in the vale might do anything tbqh.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 11:58 |
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You can't trust those flatlander weirdos. It's too much time at a constant altitude and with a level horizon it makes your brain leak out out your ears and then you're doing poo poo like putting milk in the pot and living in cities and god knows what else.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 11:58 |
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lilljonas posted:you're definitely not supposed to boil the water with the teabag in it. Etiquette, ladies and gentlemen. What exactly do you think a teapot is?
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 12:33 |
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My grandma used to dip buttered toast in her tea and then drink it afterwards.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 12:54 |
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Buttered toast soaked in tea doesn't taste too bad but drinking it afterwards is pretty vile.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 12:59 |
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Combine beer and tea by just drinking tetley's.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 13:30 |
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Gasmask posted:"To calm one’s mind, one swallows his saliva. This is a secret matter. When one becomes angry, it is the same. Putting spittle on one’s forehead is also good." - Hagakure Feel like if hagakure had been a bit less secret about it he would have realised that one in this instance is literally just one and the one is him. big scary monsters posted:You'd think somewhere like Iceland would be all over it. Super cheap electricity from basically entirely renewable sources, all the water you could ever want, and a blasted hellscape of a country where nothing grows leading to insanely high food prices because everything is imported. Doesn't iceland grow quite a lot of bananas? Or greenland? E: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_production_in_Iceland Apparently they did grow domestically but stopped cos it wasn't as cheap as importing them and still took ages. OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Aug 2, 2019 |
# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 17:12 |
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Bobby Deluxe posted:I would be interested in an episode that looks at the top 10 reasons for a 'normal' Brit to be ancap / antifa. Like I know we all scoff and think 'duh, because it's obvious' but there are a lot of people that don't seem to have been able to come to that conclusion themselves, and it would be a good jumping off point in terms of "Here's where we're coming from, here's the basics, now you're on board" sort of thing. Uh, ancap/antifa is a weird multiple choice.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 17:22 |
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Ancappery is kill all government and let the market sort em out. Which yes will lead to corporations taking over the government but of course, if you don't like your corporate overlord, you can simply leave and serve another corporate overlord. The libertarian thread ended up inventing Valhalla DRO which was basically like renraku from shadowrun or some poo poo.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 18:28 |
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loving lol I just read the shadowrun wiki entries for the history of the UK and Ireland and tbh I think they're more plausible than the one we're currently living in:quote:2004 Nuclear meltdown at Dungeness in Kent (England) creates a localized irradiated zone. quote:2014 Following magically enhanced terrorist activity, the governments of the U.K. and Eire sign the Treaty of Galway establishing the United Free Republic of Ireland.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 18:48 |
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thespaceinvader posted:Fukken bring on the magipocalypse tbh I'm gonna die in a chemical spill apparently. Or possibly a wizard-ra bombing (fireballing?) E: Which of charles's sprogs do u think is most likely to secretly turn into a troll?? E2: maybe diana died because of trolls makes u think
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 19:06 |
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In fairness the EEC is probably run by lofwyr, who is literally a dragon. Unelected eurocrats indeed!
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 19:17 |
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Well ireland is an elf kingdom and doesn't like the megacorps much, you see
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 19:25 |
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Perhaps we could point cameras at journalists and then set actual vultures on them and televise it?
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 20:04 |
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Picking the one that aligns with your feelings about the word definitely seems preferable to being presented with a curated selection of ways you are allowed to feel about the world.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 20:39 |
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AceOfFlames posted:But then what if you pick one that turns out to be wrong? That's life I guess? Again the point is not "what if you're wrong" but "why is the status quo right?" because I guarantee you everything you see on TV is extremely wrong in consistent and dangerous ways that are directly opposed to your welfare. I will take chaos over organized badness.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 20:44 |
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If only there was a word for what happens when competing agencies had a dispute about whose notion of land ownership was the correct one
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 20:58 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 11:57 |
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NO! wars happen between STATES and an AGENCY is not a STATE therefore it can't be war it's dispute resolution.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 21:06 |