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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Where'd Sean Spicer get shipped off to after turmp fired him. Greenland?

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

It was a Sgt Bilko reference.

:effort:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Some time, maybe, in the summer. Not a winter though. gently caress that.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Stripes is fine. I like a bit of the history about it, and I ran around the barracks from the movie when I was in boot at Knox.

I just like Sgt Bilko more. It's not perfect, but it's like the army version of Down Periscope. Although In The Army Now is always a classic too.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Is good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIqXRDDdo7c

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Deathy McDeath posted:

It was kinda boring

Just like the army

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

quote:

CBS News: Wave pool malfunction at China water park: Terrifying video shows water park launch tsunami-sized wave that injured 44 people.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/wave-pool-malfunction-china-water-park-video-wave-pool-tsunami-longjing-water-park-viral/?ftag=CNM-00-10aag7e

I read an article about this earlier today that said the operator was drunk and just turned poo poo up to 11. I see the story has changed since I read about it on the shitter this morning.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Did he shoot everyone inside the JCPenney? I find it hard to believe that they have that many customers in a store at any hour of any day.



Jokes aside, what the gently caress.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
CNN is saying shooter was from Allen, Tx.

I heard about that coal train blockade the other morning. Dudes need to go back to the mines and start carting out equipment. Can't pay? That's okay, just gonna take your excavator for a drive.

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Aug 4, 2019

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Stravag posted:

Sounds like there are two american cities left in texas then. Austin and el paso.

Austin is full of hippy communist pinko libs.

El Paso is Mexico.

This has been your daily reminder of what texans think of texas cities.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

bird cooch posted:

All the major cities are blue.

Oh yeah, I know that. Doesn't stop chuds from saying exactly what I wrote though.

I have a cousin in Austin and an aunt in Lubbock. The cousin is hardcore left, his mom is hard right.

My brother was stationed at Bliss a bit over a decade ago. He's been quiet on facebook today. He's a chud. Actually, both of my brothers are chuds. So glad to be 1000+ miles away from them.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Police infrastructure in small towns is trash, and won't improve until state/federal tax money gets to them.

One town I lived in had about 600 people. One cop. From 6pm to 2am. And he was just a bored old dude who retired from his dry cleaning business. Anything happened outside of that, call state or county. The town immediately south of it has no police. Two towns north, no cops. It takes getting a population of at least a thousand together to get enough tax revenue to pay a cop reasonably. Lots of towns are continuing to see a decrease in population.

It's a goddamn mess in rural parts of the country.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

MRC48B posted:

Because it's another free market band aid over the festering wound of the actual problem.

If it becomes a thing I'm totally getting into the insurance business though.

Yeah, you're late to that party.

https://www.usconcealedcarry.com

So late that the NRA actually just shut down their carry guard insurance.

https://www.thetrace.org/rounds/the-nra-ends-its-carry-guard-insurance-program/

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
If being descended from inbred islanders makes you royalty, then you can kick my rear end with a manx triskelion.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
The Israeli space agency crashed tiny creatures onto the moon. Tardigrades expected to establish settlement in west moon bank, upsetting local majority moon creature populace.

https://www.wired.com/story/a-crashed-israeli-lunar-lander-spilled-tardigrades-on-the-moon/

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
But their ain't no whales, so they tell tall tales...

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Lol $23k/year to be a cop.

I literally make more than that trimming weed.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Feinstein?

I know she's well regarded as a massive oval office.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Stravag posted:


And i dont know why but calling those guys the squad bugs the poo poo out of me

I blame CBS' Big Brother. Too many years of poo poo alliances calling themselves by dumb group names.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

None of them are Ben Folds.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

LingcodKilla posted:

But Clinton is gonna survive this...

Bush survived 9/11. Conspiracy theories or not, he was re-elected and pushed the GOP agenda onward.

I hope he gets late stage testicular cancer, loses his balls, and lives to 100 afterward.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Lots of white people and a handful of import muslims?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Yeah, but no one dragged him to the Hague and he's free to roam about the countryside with secret service in tow.

He won, he survived. History might not be kind to him, but we'll fund his retirement and they'll just be remembered as Texas Kennedys.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur


Beans doesn't care about your problems.

Frank's down for a hug. And pets that help shed hair, because the furminator strikes fear in his heart for no reason.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I'm starting to think Epstein is dead in the same way that the Saudis who killed Khashoggi are dead.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Seriously.

It's grift all the way down. And I honestly doubt that piece of poo poo is dead. It's 2019, he's on a flying saucer with Elvis and Tupac.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I'm def not the only one on the Epstein is alive train.

https://twitter.com/CameraAndFlask/status/1160313265429319685?s=09

Late edit:


Andrew Yang after my comedy option vote.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/video/trump-hot-air-balloon-grounded-fat-yang-64908481

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Aug 11, 2019

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

hobbesmaster posted:

Didn't Colorado got rid of slavery even as punishment for crime last year?

Yep. Voted on that. It was worded confusingly enough.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Because they killed porn tumblrs. That's why it's sold so cheap. Yahoo stepped on their own balls with that policy change.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I like calling a very italian guy at work 'Pollack' because he's from Chicago. Dude's pretty chill.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Recycling yards usually charge to take old tube tvs now.

No idea why spam needs pumpkin spice but whatevs.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

I still blame Canada for Nelly Furtado becoming a hit in the states, but not Treble Charger.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Just gonna buy land in the middle of nowhere, an old tractor and a shitload of rusted rear end implements to dig out my earthship.

Handsome Ralph posted:

Lol don't worry I just did it for you.


Though I bought in the DC metro area so that'll insulate things better than if I had bought elsewhere.

How's the insulation against ss-18s?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I didn't realize the philly shooting was still ongoing. poo poo.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Gloom tube feed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLPqjxKVYlU

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Welp, I'm convinced to stay in the marijuana lane for at least the next few years. No one stops buying their drugs in a recession. They stop paying rent, they skip car notes, drop insurance, etc. They don't quit drinking, smoking or looking for pills, no reason weed won't be the same way.


I look forward to a recession because boomers (in general) need to learn a loving lesson.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Chichevache posted:

If you had probation it wasn't a felony, it was a misdemeanor. A felony gets you parole.

Parole is not probation. Parole is a suspension of punishment, probation is a punishment.

You can get probation for felonies (see DUIs) or serve jail time for misdemeanors. What you have with that dumbass' record is the result of accepting a plea bargain.

Moron commits felony. DA doesn't want hassle of proving felony, writes deal for plea that Moron accepts reduced charges for copping to being dumb. Felony assault becomes some manner of misdemeanor assault. Or drug charges get reduced to paraphernalia possession. It's all in what the DA or whoever actually gets to press charges thinks.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
And I thought I had a weed problem.




Actually I do, it's not free.

E: assuming Iron lung Mike buys recreational weed, he's paying $4k a month into Nevadas' rainy day fund.

Lol, he's gotta have a medical card.


Okay, now I want to try some Mike Tyson weed. Willy Weed is grown by different contractors, old man Nelson just selects strain preferences, best buds of the harvest go out with his name on it, rest of it goes out the growers' door through their own dispensaries, under their own name. Mike is apparently building a goddamn farm of his own. Wanna smoke with Mike Tyson.

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Aug 15, 2019

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Funded, yes, not owned.

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Jarmak posted:

I've been anti gun control for a very long time (though in perspective, I'm a MA resident and have never thought our requirements unreasonable so in context thats "not more gun control then MA already has") but in the last year or two I've come around to thinking that this or a complete ban is needed.

I'm still sitting on Class A paperwork I've never gotten around to filing because I'm not going to get guns without a safe that I can't afford right now. I'd love to have an AR15 or similar when that happens but I'm more than willing to give that up to keep them out of the hands of most the idiot fucks in this country. The idea that they had a legitimate use outside being a cool toy went out the window for me when it became clear that the "overthrow the tyrant" types really are more interested in installing one.

How strict are they on safe requirements? Could you get away with a lockable Pelican case and replacing your closet door knob with a deadbolt? Do you need to show MA a receipt that you bought a safe or some poo poo?


And Mini-14s/30s can be classified as assault weapons, depending on the qualifications. The old AWB, it was as easy as swapping the stock to anything with a pistol grip, a 30rd mag and a muzzle device. You could do two things to it, a third would've made it an assault weapon. I had a ban era mini-14 ranch. They're known for having poo poo barrels. Don't buy one from the 90s.

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