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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


man, I ate a lot of stupid probations for calling out TFRs resident literal Nazi, is Pecos bill back already?

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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Vasudus posted:

He's in police custody because of course.

A lot of these "political" shooters want to be taken alive so they can sprout their manifestos in court.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

a guy massacred six year old children in an elementary school and nothing was done


stop pretending. the country values guns over people it's pretty simple

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

SimonCat posted:

Obviously the result of all the incest themed porn that has cropped up lately.

One of my coworkers just dealt with a familial sexual assault case. The perpetrator referred to it as "wincest".

the internet was a mistake

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

pmchem posted:

that article is just :staredog:

“Donahue and county commissioners worry that increasing the pay for jailers or the jail administrator will undermine Sheriff Mike Boone and his deputies. “

oh, undermine it more than having everyone quit so there is no jail for them to use?

This implies that the deputies were also being paid $11 an hour.

Ninja edit: ah poo poo, copchat. Point still stands though.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Lol $23k/year to be a cop.

that's assuming they aren't hired on a part-time basis

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


drat

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


drat

Smiling Jack fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Aug 10, 2019

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Civil forfeiture is when the government takes your poo poo for criminal behavior. You can still get sued in civil court and people can recover damages and punative judgements.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Wasabi the J posted:

But how is that done when the accused dies?? Serious question.

You sue his estate I assume.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

current event: after 18 years I have started using the forums ignore list

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

mlmp08 posted:

The real story of Epstein suicide is that the prisons are corrupted and miserable and prisons could easily prevent suicide but don’t bother to all too often.

It’s a really cruel system.

But golly, now a bunch of people (not here) who miss prison rape jokes have decided to try their hand at prison suicide jokes just because Epstein was terrible human.

Solitary confinement in MDC is so shockingly inhumane that the cannibal cop who was put into segpop for protection asked to be put into gen pop because the risk of being attacked by other inmates was preferable to being in solitary.

Yes, solitary (excuse me, protective confinement) was so bad that a cop asked to be put into general population. Which is still horrible, but is preferable to solitary in MDC.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


:psyduck:

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Bored As gently caress posted:

CO pay almost universally sucks rear end. $10k bonus to transfer to NYC, lmao. With that cost of living? gently caress that. Working mandatory 16s sucks, and the commute alone for most people means you'll be able to be home for a maximum of 4 hours total - might as well just bunk at work.

I don't know how it works for fed corrections but mandatory ot for city EMS and corrections is usually "hey you thought you were going home in an hour but you aren't sorry"

I've heard stories of rikers guards frantically arranging for childcare from inside the prison because they can't leave.

the effect on morale is left as an exercise for the reader

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

LingcodKilla posted:

Not enough bruises on that chicken neck.

Guys how about we just pay half the inmates to watch the other half?

We are. The guards get to go home occasionally tho.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Hong Kong airport shut down by protests. I give it 48 hours until the PLA just storms Hong Kong

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

FrozenVent posted:

It’s winter in Australia but they don’t usually get snow.

Like it’s summer in Canada, but the thermometer in Kuujjuaq shouldn’t hit 27C. Ever.

They have ski resorts in Australia tho.

They suck, but they exist.

I guess the question is where in Australia is it snowing.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Vasudus posted:

in tech bubble news, yahoo just sold tumblr to the makers of wordpress for...3 million dollars

they paid 1.1bn for it like what, two years ago

next Yahoo buys os2/warp

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I would watch a show with Cuomo and James Oddo traveling around theatening to throw hands

Edit: there was a time in this country where if you walked into a republicans office and insulted Obama or the Clintons he would threaten to throw you out a fuckin window

https://youtu.be/a1iNH7W9SC8

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Casimir Radon posted:

In a population of 8.6M a few of them are bound to be hosed in the head.

you have no idea

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Just remember early reports are always wrong detail wise.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Probation: you hosed up but we aren't gonna send you to prison, but but here's a gently caress-ton of restrictions on your rights

Parole: you hosed up, went to prison, we let you out early, but here's a gently caress-ton of restrictions on your rights

Federal post-release probation: you hosed up went to prison and were released on time but we have also sentenced you to post-release supervision here's a gently caress ton of restrictions on your rights

you can absolutely get probation for felonies.

Edit: this is HUGELY jurisdiction dependent.

Smiling Jack fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Aug 15, 2019

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Best Friends posted:

It is pretty amazing how much the media are covering up Trump's goopy brain. They always cut his three minute tangents about how he could have had some lady in the 80s down to the two words that make sense and just play those two words on a loop and pretend he meant to say them. I think a normal voter exposed to his actual uninterrupted rants would be shocked.

he has massive hour long unhinged rants at his rallies and people love it

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Stravag posted:

Heres what i dont get about the thin blue line, does the rope care what color it is as long as theres a cop swinging from it its done its job right?

guys I appreciate acab and gently caress the police as much as the next guy but this is kinda pushing it ok.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


He is completely unhinged. However, he's gone to bat for several sergeants who have sued the department and kept them from getting fired, most notably Edwin Raymond.

So union good, Mullins insane.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Ah gently caress, detainment thread, right? See everyone ont hebother side.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Ban semiautomatic weapons with detachable magazines, limit internal mags to 10 rounds.

The Mini-14 has been used in multiple mass shootings, mostly in Canada.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Just make them NFA Title II weapons, bam, done.

Works for me. Also throw in a ban on private sales but make every DMV or police station a place where you can do a NICS check and transfer for free.

It's still gonna leave thousands of weapons out there for decades but you gotta start somewhere.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Arc Light posted:

That you didn't have the dignity to quit instead

I'm gonna need some context for this

reads article

:wtc:

Smiling Jack fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Aug 19, 2019

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

current event: I wish you all good fortune in the protests to come

discussion at the detainment thread I guess

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3893071

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Fallom posted:

The Expanse show is way better than the books and I hope they have the freedom to keep rewriting plot lines.

Yup. The authors of the books have said similar things.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Smiling Jack posted:

Yup. The authors of the books have said similar things.

also Amos is one of the only decent interesting takes on the "violent antihero" type

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I imagine the half dozen people from various agencies (who don't know about each other) monitoring this forum are too drunk to care about opsec at this point

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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

bird food bathtub posted:

gently caress you, it's still 8/31

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