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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

A Bad Poster posted:

How the gently caress can you be in the Guard for one state, where you'd have to have residency to serve, and be in congress for another state, where you'd also have to have residency?

Residency is not a requirement. Closest thing I had to a permanent address was a holiday inn express I used once a month.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Having read Stiff a few times and looked into the matter more since, you should never donate your body to science. Also if you do partial donation and still have open casket afterwards, a decent portion of your loved one is actually PVC pipes and stuffing. Cremation is pretty much "here's some ashes that may contain some of your loved one and whoever else got shoved in there to save time and money".

Please just leaver my body in the woods or a dumpster or something. At least then I'll be reasonably sure of its fate.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Shaddak posted:

I think the correct answer is Das Boot.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

The sense of purposelessness and futility is so overwhelming in Das Boot that it's hard to watch. This alone qualifies it for greatest war movie ever made.

Prochnow's face above as he watches the sub sink while dying says more than words ever could. The had a laugh about it in Beerfest: something like "No submarines! I had a bad experience once."

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'm just glad Florida will get swallowed first. If only PA had shoreline, that miserable garbage fire of a state can go.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Vasudus posted:

He's in police custody because of course.

ADX Florence about to get a new resident

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

BigDave posted:

I apologize in advance if this is out of place, I'll donate $25 to DVA or eat a 6'er if I'm wrong, but I just feel like I need to say this. I know 90% of what we talk about is directly connected to serving, and I always feel out of place because I didn't serve, but with gun violence I think I can lay claim to being personally involved.

Back in 2012, an uncle of mine was murdered by a psycho ex-girlfriend of his. He had a restraining order out against her and couldn't buy a gun legally, but bought one anyway because Armslist is still a thing and private sales don't require a background check. I sat next to my dad at the funeral, I remember the day she was picked up and charged, and I got into deep poo poo at work because I called out sick with no available PTO so I could attend the sentencing hearing. I starting problem drinking for a while, and dropped out of community college over it. It took me a good three years of my life and anti-depressants to bounce back. It was partly because of him I got into Infosec and studying computer security, one of his favorite movies was Sneakers and I like the idea that he would be proud that his nerdy nephew went into computer hacking because of him.

My family and I went though hell, and every time I see another shooting on TV I think about how some other family is going through what my family went through. And every time I hear about another mass shooting, I see what happened to me, but multiplied tenfold. I was 8 when Columbine happened, and I was 29 when Parkland was shot up. Vegas, Aurora, that community college in Oregon, Pulse nightclub, loving Sandy Hook, it never ends! We've gone from 'Never Again' to 'yup, mass shooting season is starting again'. We could encase every school in blast shielding and post armed guards at every public building, and it would still keep happening! We as a society never seem to want to confront the actual cause of mass shootings, and that's the easy availability of the guns used! If we had a bomb go off ever couple of months that killed people, we would say "hey, we should probably take care of that mass bombing problem". But because it's guns, woah hey slow down we can't do anything to upset the gun lobby, Wayne LaPieare might become mildly annoyed between suit fittings.

We're scraping up bodies like cordwood, but nobody in Washington wants to do anything because if they piss off the Gun Lobby or the House Freedom Caucus or the goddamn Koch Brothers they might lose their jobs and lobbying jobs and junkets to Nassau paid for by Wayne LaPierre.

I don't know where I'm going with this, I just wanted to vent about how loving futile it feels whenever another mass shooting happens. There is literally nothing I can do, besides donate to the Brady Campaign and move to Kentucky just so I can vote against Mitch the Bitch in 2020.

If you've read this far, you're probably EBB who is checking out this post after it was reported. I'll take whatever you send me, but goddamnit I'm tired of seeing murdered children on CNN

Well my name is EBB and this is one of the better posts I've seen in here recently

lol report forum whats that

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I hate everything.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Casimir Radon posted:

Put together an FBI task force made up of left leaning former cops who couldn't take the bullshit anymore and turn them loose on Chuds.

The Leftist Untouchables

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Prop Wash posted:

Please, thread, find solace in the fact that nobody is going to have a take quite so bad as this guy.

https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/1158074774297468928

I said it in Discord but Neil's 15 minutes of fame riding Sagan's coat tails are up and he needs to go back to research.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

brain worms artist back on point

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mike Pence: Analrapist

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Work has scheduled two "Hostile Intruder Training" sessions today on extremely short notice. They've never done any training like this before, totally normal.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

GOD loving drat IT

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Cadaver synod. Tie the fucker's corpse to the stand.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://imgur.com/zKBqVlb.mp4

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

matt groening is on epstein's list

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Does your child have the new 2020 Glock Lil' Defender? If not, you're a bad parent.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Marcellus Wallace about to go on rampage

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

That whole klan is as rotten as they come and wholly representative of the typical american christian

I'll say it. Christianity has to go away. Religion has to go away. Sky wizard is not coming to save us.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


I'm really just imagining last week's cabal meeting. "Look people, one of you jumped the gun and I'm not gonna name names Jeff, but we can't kill him yet. We don't need to Walter White this."

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

mlmp08 posted:

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1160449196085977089.html

I’m phone posting so forgive the lack of crafty linking but be thankful i used a threadreaderapp link.

I love everything about this

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Casimir Radon posted:

Why do we never talk about pill eating trailer dwellers in the Midwest as a "tax burden"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYOjWnS4cMY

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i was hoping pornhub was gonna buy tumblr

For $3 million they should have easily been able to afford it. They'd probably keep a SFW/NSFW side too.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

If that is true then the state of Israel sponsored pedophilia.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

The Cold War didn't end, the Russians just kept fighting it after we stopped.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

FAUXTON posted:

looks like UK gets to remain pedophile island while epstein's island can be called Kid Rock

gently caress

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

oh no somebody made a movie about killing all the people who are killing everybody we should have thought of their feelings

loving snowflakes

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Why not have Reverse Hunger Games with tiers? 7 figure income tier, 8 figure income tier, and so on. We can watch Bezos strangle Gates to death live in 4K. Climate change is still going to kill millions, but we get to watch them slaughter each other in a lotto.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Vasudus posted:

See if the market actually cares who is in charge!

According to Tesla...maybe

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

hk is an okay place when it's not hosed

bring money

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

facialimpediment posted:

https://twitter.com/MikeDelMoro/status/1161368172303441921?s=19

Everything makes sense once you realize that Russia was trying to build a nuclear-powered cruise missile that predictably blew up.

You said they raised it out of the water...and then the missile exploded?

i did everything right

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

So that statue of liberty poem story: just a reminder that the guy who said that checks all the evangelical boxes, has seven kids, and probably has a carbon footprint that would put us all to shame. Oh, he's also responsible for this nonsense:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attorney_General_of_Virginia%27s_climate_science_investigation

Ken Cuck says something dumb every time his mouth opens.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

If you want to listen to something funny and a little lighter about America today, listen to this:

http://thedollop.libsyn.com/125-puritans-and-the-quakers

In the 17th century two giant groups of assholes had an rear end in a top hat contest in the colonies.

In the Red corner, wearing black and white from head to toe, the man most likely to gently caress you in the rear end at night while you're in the stocks, Puritan Joe!

In the Blue corner, wearing absolutely nothing at all and a hat made of actual fire, the person who's high school year book simply labeled him as "that guy", it's Quaker Quinn!

Who won? It's worth the hour.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

A recession will happen because a bunch of lizard people who will be unaffected by the recession say it will happen. It's an imaginary event that can end with guillotines.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Maybe just don't take peoples' clothes off without their consent mmkay

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

The lizard people saw their shadow so we all have to be extra poor for about five years

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I can't imagine going through 40 grand of weed every month. I'd be comatose.

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