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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > MLS August GDT - Temporarily closed due to plague
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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Maybe stay away from Colorado for a while.



Nationally Televised Games (all times EST, home team first)
Saturday, Aug. 3
Atlanta United vs. LA Galaxy, 5 p.m. (Fox, Fox Deportes)

Sunday, Aug. 4
DC United vs. Philadelphia Union, 7:30 p.m. (FS1, Fox Deportes)
Seattle Sounders vs. Sporting Kansas City, 10 p.m. (FS1, Fox Deportes)

Sunday, Aug. 11
Atlanta United vs. New York City FC, 4 p.m. (ESPN, ESPN Deportes)
DC United vs. LA Galaxy, 7:30 p.m. (FS1, Fox Deportes)
LAFC vs. New York Red Bulls, 10 p.m. (FS1, Fox Deportes)

Saturday, Aug. 17
LA Galaxy vs. Seattle Sounders, 10 p.m. (ESPN2, ESPN Deportes)

Sunday, Aug. 18
Portland Timbers vs. Atlanta United, 10 p.m. (FS1, Fox Deportes)

Wednesday, Aug. 21
DC United vs. New York Red Bulls, 8 p.m. (UniMas, Twitter)
LAFC vs. San Jose Earthquakes, 10:30 p.m. (UniMas, Twitter)

Thursday, Aug. 22
Sporting Kansas City vs. Minnesota United, 9:30 p.m. (ESPN, ESPN Deportes)

Friday, Aug. 23
Orlando City vs. Atlanta United, 8 p.m. (ESPN, ESPN Deportes)
Portland Timbers vs. Seattle Sounders, 10 p.m. (ESPN, ESPN Deportes)

Saturday, Aug. 24
New York City FC vs. New York Red Bulls, 7 p.m. (ESPN2, ESPN Deportes)

Sunday, Aug. 25
FC Cincinnati vs. Columbus Crew, 8 p.m. (FS1)
LAFC vs. LA Galaxy, 10 p.m. (FS1, Fox Deportes)

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Aug 2, 2019

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Mods, rename this to "Temporarily Closed Due to Plague"

Thank Gigi

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Aug 2, 2019

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binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

 Colorado can't do anything right apparently

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
there’s soccer on today :staredog:

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
This is end to end stuff, good start

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Barco being back is nice

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
lol LA keep scoring, but just past the wrong keeper

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Owen Gowel is wrecking LA

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Josef didn't do that stupid slowdown/hop thing on that peno and it was probably his best one all year

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binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

 Pretty easy red card call there against TFC.

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
closing ny-tor out with some nice lols

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Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Wild Rossi goal.

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binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

paddyboat posted:

closing ny-tor out with some nice lols

That was a nice reaction toe poke by Lawrence.

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I’ve switched over to my favorite team, the Los Angeles Football Club FC

https://twitter.com/mls/status/1157801258251460609?s=21

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Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



 come on revs???

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Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



 edit: double post

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
If you want a summary of Cincy's season, it's giving up the (potentially) game-winning goal at home to the team with the second worst GD from a goalkeeper nutmeg.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Also, holy gently caress, it's 4-1 Colorado at the half.

Conor Casey must be furiously looking for a reliable source of plague-ridden prairie dogs.

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
:siren: chicago is winning on the road :siren:

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

whypick1 posted:

Also, holy gently caress, it's 4-1 Colorado at the half.

Conor Casey must be furiously looking for a reliable source of plague-ridden prairie dogs.

5-3 now.

I'm an idiot for not watching this earlier.

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bushisms.txt
May 26, 2004

Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.


 At the earthquakes game and that penalty was bullshit incidental from where i was sitting.

Also wearing my French Women's away kit and there's something about knowing you're the best dressed person in the area.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
And Kei Kamara just got a hat trick. Right as Marcelo Balboa was talking about playing in this game.

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Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion
 lol that Keaton Parks has his first name on the back of his shirt

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TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?

whypick1 posted:

5-3 now.

I'm an idiot for not watching this earlier.

That game was awesome. Rapids have never scored six before so that was great to see.

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Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

whypick1 posted:

And Kei Kamara just got a hat trick. Right as Marcelo Balboa was talking about playing in this game.

Kei Kamara finally gets his hattrick, I remember that Higuaín taking the PK over him pretty much caused the shitshow that saw Kei get banished to the Revolution.

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binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

 I think you'll find that Kei Kamara had 4 goals that game, just the first one was a perfect header into his own goal.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Portland's strategy this afternoon appears to be:

1. Foul
2. See #1

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Jun 18, 2008

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whypick1 posted:

Portland's strategy this afternoon appears to be:

1. Foul
2. See #1

3. If those don't work, try a foul.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Please don't gently caress this up Loons.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Seeing Chara get dumped on his rear end to end the game was great.

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Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



 I would like to see DC United win, please and thank you

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Lmao philly

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Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches
https://twitter.com/MLSist/status/1158166303963787265?s=20

gently caress yeah

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Real Name Grover posted:

https://twitter.com/MLSist/status/1158166303963787265?s=20

gently caress yeah

Good lad

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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Real Name Grover posted:

https://twitter.com/MLSist/status/1158166303963787265?s=20

gently caress yeah

Hell yea.
MLS is of course going to fine him though

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curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners
that’s... not a penalty

Edit lmfao

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Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



 I'm so loving mad lmao

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curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners
it’s a good thing I’m not a DCU fan or else I’d be very mad!!!

Audi field is a beautiful stadium though

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
this is fun, thanks to everyone involved

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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

 https://twitter.com/SportingKC/status/1158181922562088960

Russell benched.
Nemeth and Croizet not even in the 18.

Yowza

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