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Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Me and my ex watching The One starring Jet Li. It is the scene where evil Jet Li is about to be executed for killing countless other Jet Li (the plural for Jet Li is Jet Li not Jet Lis). In the scene a tall model lady walks in and releases a small mouse from a compartment in one of her heels, the mouse then wanders up to the glass and you can hear the music rising in tension, a guard reaches towards the mouse and the woman activated a red thing on her ring, the mouse explodes and you hear OOOOH WA AH AH AH it's Down With the Sickness by Disturbed synced up to the mouse exploding and Jet Li is freed and starts beating people up.

This is one of the best scenes in all of film history rivaling the thumbs up in Terminator 2 or Eddie Murphy farting several times in The Nutty Professor.

But my ex she turn to me and say "That was so dumb."

Goons needless to say my hands turned white from how hard I was clenching my fists in anger I had to do everything in my power to restrain my anger and not open up my hate and let it flow into me and get down with the sickness by telling her off!!

I was single within two minutes since I was having trouble dealing with these changes when she opened up the demon within me. Unbelievable

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

someday you'll find The One, dude

Love is High Risk.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Told me to read Book Two of the Forgotten Realms Avatar Trilogy known as Tantras sequel to Shadowdale and followed by Waterdeep

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