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mountaincat: The first part is about sand-
wiches. The second part is
about morality.

Take a 3 day weekend to haunt an indoor water park. Make a kid pee on a slide, maybe.

# ? Aug 9, 2019 04:47

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# ? May 18, 2024 20:34

Macnult

weekend banshee howling retreats

# ? Aug 9, 2019 04:51

Macnult

wraith wednesdays at the local well

# ? Aug 9, 2019 04:51

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Kickin' back with my ghost bros on ghost spring break, peepin' some fine-rear end liches.

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 9, 2019 05:05

nut

boos cruise

# ? Aug 9, 2019 05:08

vanisher

bee eater posted:

boos cruise

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# ? Aug 9, 2019 05:52

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD

why not retire by moving out of the city permanently and haunting a new subdivision with primo 5000 square feet mcmansions.

i call it wight flight

# ? Aug 9, 2019 06:04

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

ghouls night out. lol

# ? Aug 9, 2019 06:18

Escape From Noise

Bought a ghost ship but the fees won't be paid off for an eternity.

# ? Aug 9, 2019 06:40

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Bought a ghost ship but the fees won't be paid off for an eternity.

Remember that everything is duty free in irrational waters.

# ? Aug 9, 2019 06:49

Escape From Noise

Sure, sometimes I daydream about leaving the surly bonds of my position in soul acquisitions and hitting the high seas in search of adventure and booty. But the days of the pirate are over. Plus I have a wife and kids to take care of. If I'm gone, who would haunt them?

# ? Aug 9, 2019 07:18

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

*TSA agent cartoonishly rubs his eyes in disbelief as the skeleton he just saw in the x-ray turns out to belong to a real animate skeleton in a Hawaiian shirt*

*The skeleton throws him a "hang loose" sign*

Drink-Mix Man fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Aug 10, 2019

# ? Aug 9, 2019 07:59

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Putting your ectoplasm in 3.4 ounce containers for the flight

# ? Aug 9, 2019 08:00

Twenty Four

Hotel Transylvania got a bad review for so many reasons.

# ? Aug 9, 2019 08:29

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

guiltily pay money to let some one scare you for a change.

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 9, 2019 08:49

Escape From Noise

Knott's Boo Berry Farm.

# ? Aug 9, 2019 08:54

alnilam

lmao

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Aug 9, 2019 11:59

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Convincing people at the condominium housing development that they didn't move the bodies.

They only moved the headstones but they didn't move the bodies, you son of a bitches!

# ? Aug 9, 2019 14:54

Farecoal: There he go

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

why not retire by moving out of the city permanently and haunting a new subdivision with primo 5000 square feet mcmansions.

i call it wight flight

# ? Aug 9, 2019 18:02

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

go on a "living walk," where a local tour guide shows you all the historical places rumored to be haunted by the flesh

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# ? Aug 9, 2019 19:15

Escape From Noise

Getting freaky with Dan Aykroyd.

# ? Aug 9, 2019 19:25

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

attend a rave ... to the grave!!!!

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# ? Aug 9, 2019 20:02

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Slime share condo

# ? Aug 10, 2019 05:56

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Para(normal) sailing

# ? Aug 10, 2019 05:56

Escape From Noise

Historic murder house tours.

# ? Aug 10, 2019 06:20

Escape From Noise

Escape from Winchester House challenge.

# ? Aug 10, 2019 06:21

Manifisto

alnilam posted:

lmao

# ? Aug 10, 2019 09:06

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Five day seven night state room on the Cruising Dutchman

# ? Aug 10, 2019 09:20

oliwan: by Nyc_Tattoo

Ghost also go to Disneyland but they just stay in the haunted mansion all the time

# ? Aug 10, 2019 09:26

Escape From Noise

oliwan posted:

Ghost also go to Disneyland but they just stay in the haunted mansion all the time

E: Booooo I sound like a jerk

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 09:47 on Aug 10, 2019

# ? Aug 10, 2019 09:42

Finger Prince

Bonaventure posted:

go on a "living walk," where a local tour guide shows you all the historical places rumored to be haunted by the flesh

It's said that Bill Rutherford comes to this very park at 12:15 every weekday to eat his lunch, unless the weather is bad. But you have to be very vigilant to see him, since there are several others of the living who can be seen eating lunch around the same time, but none of them are Old Spooky Bill.

# ? Aug 10, 2019 13:26

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Show up at seances and mess with Mediums

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 10, 2019 20:03

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:01

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

drink a refreshing pina colada but it falls thru my ethereal form onto the deck chair

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# ? Aug 11, 2019 07:52

Escape From Noise

More like urethral form.

# ? Aug 11, 2019 08:29

Heather Papps: hello friend

if i was a egypt ghost i would travel the world visiting all of my things that were stolen and are now all over the world. i would be so happy if i was an egypt ghost.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!