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You might not be familiar with the unfortunate brain that inhabits permabanned user Unidef's skull, but I would like to share with you a few images that, I believe, might not accurately represent a properly functioning human being. Here's some of the emails he sent me:  Aaaaaaaand a couple PMs:   Hope you enjoyed it!
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so has the secret service come and arrested you yet or what?
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Aug 9, 2019 16:11
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A useless pyramid scam??? Why I never 
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Aug 9, 2019 16:16
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guess this story doesnt have a happy ending, since 4chan raped him afterwards
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Aug 9, 2019 16:19
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A pyramid scheme? I knew I should have suspected something when I learned I had to recruit two new members each month in order to maintain my forums subscription! Just wait until the SEC hears about this!
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Aug 9, 2019 16:22
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I thought it was a scheme to stop triangles, not pyramids
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Aug 9, 2019 16:26
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Applewhite posted:A pyramid scheme? Woah. I was given...err, I mean...purchased a batch of randomly sized AVs and was told I had to sell them all before i could get different ones. Totally gonna get those rare AVs next time though, I know it.
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Aug 9, 2019 16:33
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yeah I got a box of City Name Sports Team shirts, but they are all smalls and mediums so I haven't sold a single one yet
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Aug 9, 2019 16:34
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Cool story OP I also get emails 
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Aug 9, 2019 16:44
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Looks like we need to ally ourselves with the Bloods, this man is clearly a high level Crip, possibly the President of Crips
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Aug 9, 2019 16:46
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Has Leonard "J." Crabs III Esq. been notified about the impending legal matter at hand?
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Aug 9, 2019 16:46
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*nervously adjusting my ill-fitting suit and slicking my hair down while I practice my pitch in my car's rearview mirror* "Ahem...hello Sir or Madam! I'm here in your neighborhood today with a very special offer! Um...poo poo...uh, display Mangosteen product model...wait gently caress don't read the instructions goddamnit."
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Aug 9, 2019 16:47
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gently caress man, I made a joke about sending you pictures of me and ferns in the 'Forums Slow' thread or whatever, but I didn't actually think people still did this to you and I'm sorry. Like I figured you'd get a ton of poo poo-mail just for being who you are, but not actual, personalized "hey look at me" stuff. That's impressive, kinda. Though tasteful nudes ARE available. I'm just saying.
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Aug 9, 2019 16:49
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Scam me next lowtax, I've been meaning to have a mental breakdown on a semi public forum
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Aug 9, 2019 16:50
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Only 14 crazy-internet-psycho-weirdo-insane-man emails total? Thats not too bad considering.
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Aug 9, 2019 16:53
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Does anyone else know Lowtax is gay?
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Aug 9, 2019 16:58
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DreadLlama posted:Does anyone else know Lowtax is gay? Only his doctor, but he told me that under the usual confidentiality agreement
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Aug 9, 2019 17:00
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Has anyone asked if the crips and comedy central actually ARE all in on this together to target people? I'm just asking questions here.
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Aug 9, 2019 17:01
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Have you ever considered that maybe he is right and sane and you're in the wrong? How would you even know? Thoughts for food
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Aug 9, 2019 17:02
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lowtax can i write for the front page i promise to stop sending you my juggalo erotica
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Aug 9, 2019 17:06
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:lowtax can i write for the front page don't make promises you can't keep, phiz
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Aug 9, 2019 17:12
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are we getting the 8chan weirdos now or what
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Aug 9, 2019 17:14
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i want to know more about the spanish warez email that you sent to yourself (?)
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Aug 9, 2019 17:14
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Does this guy even know what a "pyramid scheme" is? Because to me, it seems like he barely has a grasp on reality, let alone the definition of pyramid scheme.
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Aug 9, 2019 17:15
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Philthy posted:are we getting the 8chan weirdos now or what 8chan weirdos are like our grand children, so it wouldn't be anything new
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Aug 9, 2019 17:16
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Everybody worried about them crips and bloods, a goon will kill you just for looking at his pumpkins wrong
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Aug 9, 2019 17:21
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soy posted:8chan weirdos are like our grand children, so it wouldn't be anything new What evil hath we wrought?
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Aug 9, 2019 17:22
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soy posted:8chan weirdos are like our grand children, so it wouldn't be anything new It's like they went off for Rumspringa and now they've returned.
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Aug 9, 2019 17:26
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But why did he do it?
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Aug 9, 2019 17:33
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Having psychotic weirdoes obsessively targeting RICHARD over the status of their accounts brings me back to the heyday of SA. I feel like it's been a long while since we've gotten one this good.
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Aug 9, 2019 17:38
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Pyramids are really cool, have you guys seen the ones in Mexico and Egypt? I think it’d be cool and good to be a part of a scheme related to pyramids.
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Aug 9, 2019 17:42
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sweet thursday posted:I thought it was a scheme to stop triangles, not pyramids
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Aug 9, 2019 17:43
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Just got off the horn with Comedy Central. Unfortunately, they are not interested in having us on unless we somehow convince Joe Rogan and Ben Stein to come back.
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Aug 9, 2019 17:44
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:don't make promises you can't keep, phiz aw crap, and here after i promised to stop making promises!
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Aug 9, 2019 17:44
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numberoneposter posted:But why did he do it?
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Aug 9, 2019 17:44
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imagine spending this much time and effort over 10 bucks. this guy must not value his time very highly, i tell you what
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Aug 9, 2019 17:45
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Giant_Pupils posted:Just got off the horn with Comedy Central. Unfortunately, they are not interested in having us on unless we somehow convince Joe Rogan and Ben Stein to come back.
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Aug 9, 2019 17:45
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Laphroaig posted:Only 14 crazy-internet-psycho-weirdo-insane-man emails total? Thats not too bad considering. Yeah this guy is relatively tame compared to other lunatics who have once stumbled upon this site.
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Aug 9, 2019 17:50
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loving detenate their building or kill
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Aug 9, 2019 17:56
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Lowtax posted:Did you tell them I am gay It’s literally how I start all professional phone conversations, “hello, lowtax is gay. Nice to meet you” I, too, am gay
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