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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Things to do before you die
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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
See SA on xenforo

E drat :synpa:

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Rack up uncountable debt.

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Burt Sexual posted:

See SA on xenforo

Congrats on being immortal.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Make yourself immune to death by regularly exposing yourself to it in small doses.

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Witness the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of the night.

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Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Get some blood on your teeth, and some milk on your sheets.

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Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

mobby_6kl posted:

kill yourself
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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Oscar Wild posted:

Two chicks at the same time

If I could even be half as lucky

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Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

 smoke dmt, taking the third hit

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

 Recreate the infamous (and very difficult) "booya!" porn scene

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nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015

Waltzing Along posted:

Be obsequious purple and clairvoyant

This guys got some double meaning to the post please disregard

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 Early in the morning, rise to look at the street. Light up a cigarette and put shoes on your feet.
Find your dog. Realize that if you wanted to, you could still use drugs.
Play a guitar rapaciously.

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Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Touch a boobie.

Now touch someone else's, wiseguy.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

I'd rather die than eat rear end.


MODS!?!?!

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Wrestle Phil Collins to the ground and make him say he's sorry.

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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
post

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Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I will be surprised and grateful if I love someone again, it's all I ask for really :)

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





 Puke, poo poo, and cum at the same time



Have your breath taken away by something

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Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Colonel Cancer posted:

Carefully uncork the unique immortality serum and not drop it on the floor gently caress

Frantically lick the floor.

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nut
Jul 30, 2019

 spend like 3 weeks trying to decide if u should go to the doctor for the bump on ur ween

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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
 well there's time enough for that

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nut
Jul 30, 2019

 die never knowing what it is

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Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
There's a moment, cloudy and vague, in every life. I t comes without warning, and your reaction will forever define you. You cannot escape it, as it comes for each of us in turn:

Do you swear when you stub your toe on the furniture in the dark?

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Find out what the hell is 'Pickle Rick'

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Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Icochet posted:

Find out what the hell is 'Pickle Rick'

no don't.

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Rock Paper Tongue
Oct 24, 2016

May cause birth defects

 Get super loving high while chilling in a jacuzzi

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A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

Dangerous Minority posted:

Get super loving high while chilling in a jacuzzi

This is actually a legitimately good one, I'm going to try to do this

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nut
Jul 30, 2019

 eat a Michelina's Fettucine alfredo with chicken and broccoli w/o ever microwaving it

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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Suck my own dick

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amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice

Colonel Cancer posted:

Make yourself immune to death by regularly exposing yourself to it in small doses.

Ah, le petite mort

Oui, oui

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JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
 Two chicken places at the same time

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DeathCrabForCutie
Jul 14, 2019
oh fuc-
Get naked

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Dia de Pikachutos
Nov 8, 2012

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

Get a handjob while simultaneously having your nipples kissed.

This is something to do as frequently as possible, not just before you die.

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Date a lurker

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SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

Amicus curiae posted:

How are you doing so far
My plan is to cheat and wait for climate change to consolidate the states into warring superblocks.

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Stool Sample
Nov 8, 2006

EVERYONE Poops!?

Lipstick Apathy
Shoot 30 to 50 wild hogs

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Diqnol
May 10, 2010

 Defeat Lu Bu in Dynasty Warriors 4

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





 Take down a global child sex ring.





poo poo

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Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
Drive a sleigh powered by 1000 cats through a blizzard. This is a longstanding dream.

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SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

George H.W. oval office posted:

Take down a global child sex ring.





poo poo
Good job buddy!

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