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| Joe Biden, the Klansman |
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8 | 0.91% |
| Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer |
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578 | 65.76% |
| Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker |
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185 | 21.05% |
| Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord |
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4 | 0.46% |
| Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe |
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0 | 0% |
| Julian Castro, the Twin |
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3 | 0.34% |
| Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer |
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3 | 0.34% |
| Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath |
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9 | 1.02% |
| Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino |
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2 | 0.23% |
| Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist |
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4 | 0.46% |
| Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen |
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19 | 2.16% |
| Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool |
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19 | 2.16% |
| Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater |
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8 | 0.91% |
| Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast |
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1 | 0.11% |
| Just like in real life, nobody voted for Hickenlooper |
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2 | 0.23% |
| Jeffrey Epstein, the MCC Most Hated |
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9 | 1.02% |
| KKKillary KKKlinton |
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16 | 1.82% |
| Some other idiot not in this list |
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9 | 1.02% |
| Total: | 879 votes | ||
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That is not a catchy slogan. Needs more rhyming.
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Buttigieg with the only genuine answer so far
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Sep 13, 2019 03:36
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Did Harris say she was the first black woman elected state Attorney General in the US? Or did I misunderstand her?
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Sep 13, 2019 03:36
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I hate these types of BS questions. Does anyone actually base their vote on this kind of poo poo?
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Sep 13, 2019 03:36
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Glad somebody parsed what they were chanting and who they were. gently caress Joe Biden.
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Sep 13, 2019 03:36
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Also as a Hoosier gay, let me just add: gently caress you so much Mayor Pete.
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Sep 13, 2019 03:36
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Seriously gently caress this question. What's next? "We've heard a lot about why voters should choose you. Tell the American people why they SHOULDN'T vote for you?" 
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Sep 13, 2019 03:36
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Pete is really good at doing just what he did. I wish there was more substance to him.
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Unoriginal Name posted:Buttigieg with the only genuine answer so far Yeah, this is really good, especially the little dig at Mike Pence.
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Sep 13, 2019 03:37
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jesucristo posted:Seriously gently caress this question. What's next? They're just gonna start asking them those weird google interview logic puzzles
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Sep 13, 2019 03:37
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Yang: I lost a lot of money and am now a soulless Silicon Valley creep. Vote for me! Internet fuckwits: Okay!
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Sep 13, 2019 03:37
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Yang's fake laugh was scarily well practiced.
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Sep 13, 2019 03:37
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Yang saying how hard his life as a techbro and shouting out to his friend who bravely left a job on wall street..
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Sep 13, 2019 03:38
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Majorian posted:Yang: I lost a lot of money and am now a soulless Silicon Valley creep. Vote for me! Worked for Trump. 
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Sep 13, 2019 03:38
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How are u posted:Pete is really good at doing just what he did. The only thing he’s good at is giving a moving PowerPoint presentation and the sooner he goes away the better.
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Sep 13, 2019 03:38
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Haha Booker with the super blatant false modesty
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Sep 13, 2019 03:38
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"The secret is to make them look at where your hands are so they can't see where you hands are not. That's the Prestige, kid"
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Sep 13, 2019 03:38
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I sucked at business and got propped up by rich parents. Put me in charge.
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Sep 13, 2019 03:38
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jesucristo posted:Yang saying how hard his life as a techbro and shouting out to his friend who bravely left a job on wall street.. we need those guillotines asap
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Sep 13, 2019 03:39
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LividLiquid posted:I sucked at business and got propped up by rich parents. Put me in charge. Its presidential, I guess
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Sep 13, 2019 03:39
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The Glumslinger posted:They're just gonna start asking them those weird google interview logic puzzles You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
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Sep 13, 2019 03:39
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rko posted:The only thing he’s good at is giving a moving PowerPoint presentation and the sooner he goes away the better. I'm not for him, but people really dig his very serious sounding yet feel good speeches.
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Sep 13, 2019 03:39
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Silly Burrito posted:Worked for Trump. Yeah but Yang's a nerd.
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Sep 13, 2019 03:39
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LividLiquid posted:I sucked at business and got propped up by rich parents. Put me in charge. we already did, mr president
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Sep 13, 2019 03:39
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LividLiquid posted:I sucked at business and got propped up by rich parents. Put me in charge. Worked for the current prez
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Sep 13, 2019 03:39
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"Gotta go fast", Sonic Booker
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Sep 13, 2019 03:39
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Jurgan posted:You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that? I'm getting ready to make a delicious turtle soup
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Sep 13, 2019 03:39
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O L D A F R I C A N S A Y ING
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Sep 13, 2019 03:40
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LividLiquid posted:I sucked at business and got propped up by rich parents. Put me in charge. Worked for Trump!
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Sep 13, 2019 03:40
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power of the people was a decent line
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Sep 13, 2019 03:40
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HOLY poo poo BETO IS STILL THERE
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Sep 13, 2019 03:40
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Koalas March posted:power of the people was a decent line Yeah it was pretty solid.
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Sep 13, 2019 03:40
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Main Paineframe posted:O "Boy if you don't" - ancient african-american proverb
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Sep 13, 2019 03:40
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Booker testing out taglines for the new sonic movie.
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Sep 13, 2019 03:40
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:HOLY poo poo BETO IS STILL THERE Go run for Senate, you jabroni
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Sep 13, 2019 03:41
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:HOLY poo poo BETO IS STILL THERE He's just as surprised as you.
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Sep 13, 2019 03:41
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sqwerge
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Sep 13, 2019 03:41
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After his 3rd DWI, he got a 4th DWI.
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Sep 13, 2019 03:41
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Beto was the only person who talked about resilience in other people instead of telling a sob story.
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Sep 13, 2019 03:42
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Nobody's performance here beats any of Trump's self-assured bloviating. None of them.
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