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Who do you wish to win the Democratic primaries?
This poll is closed.
Joe Biden, the Klansman 8 0.91%
Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer 578 65.76%
Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker 185 21.05%
Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord 4 0.46%
Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe 0 0%
Julian Castro, the Twin 3 0.34%
Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer 3 0.34%
Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath 9 1.02%
Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino 2 0.23%
Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist 4 0.46%
Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen 19 2.16%
Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool 19 2.16%
Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater 8 0.91%
Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast 1 0.11%
Just like in real life, nobody voted for Hickenlooper 2 0.23%
Jeffrey Epstein, the MCC Most Hated 9 1.02%
KKKillary KKKlinton 16 1.82%
Some other idiot not in this list 9 1.02%
Total: 879 votes
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readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
I AM BORED WHY ISNT BERNIE TALKING!

E: I stand by this page snipe

readingatwork fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Sep 13, 2019

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youcallthatatwist
Sep 22, 2013
Yeah it's so weird, all these non candidates have like one good point, with beto's being "good ish at anecdotes and public speaking"

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
"My husband is out there somewhere... hopefully"

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

readingatwork posted:

I AM BORED WHY ISNT BERNIE TALKING!

this was a really terrible closing question

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

The middle of the country. Where the white people are. Vote for me, a white person like you.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

readingatwork posted:

I AM BORED WHY ISNT BERNIE TALKING!

Whenever Bernie isn't talking, all of the other candidates should be asking "Wheres Bernie?"

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

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"That is what motivated me to go into public service, and make sure that other struggling young mothers had to go into crippling debt just to give birth!"

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



Ur Getting Fatter posted:

"My husband is out there somewhere... hopefully"

he is probably sexually harassing interns

syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

klobaucher just close on being a centrist?

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
"I shouldn't be here"

vote castro

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S
"Everyone should have the same opportunity" to abuse staffers.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

youcallthatatwist posted:

Yeah it's so weird, all these non candidates have like one good point, with beto's being "good ish at anecdotes and public speaking"

I was going to agree with you, and then I heard Klobuchar's closing.

JesusSinfulHands
Oct 24, 2007
Sartre and Russell are my heroes
This question sucks, the last 15 minutes have been a total waste of time

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

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Nate thinks Klob was one of the strongest tonight.

And was earlier saying that she should be one of the most electable candidates although no one is voting for her.

Pundits are dumb. Thank you for reading this post.

Unoriginal Name
Aug 1, 2006

by sebmojo

Jurgan posted:

I was going to agree with you, and then I heard Klobuchar's closing.

Her good point is making the others look good

Koalas March
May 21, 2007




i wonder what his staffers are like and how they feel about this but they are probably souless monsters lolol

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

What a turd of a debate.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



I like that Bernie talked about the military industrial complex during this bullshit nothing question. He owns.

Jay-V
Nov 8, 2009

Majorian posted:

Nate thinks Klob was one of the strongest tonight.


she sucked by every conceivable bar, i'd argue even biden did better. wtf?

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer

Majorian posted:

Nate thinks Klob was one of the strongest tonight.

And was earlier saying that she should be one of the most electable candidates although no one is voting for her.

Pundits are dumb. Thank you for reading this post.

Listen to 538 for the poll analysis, not the punditry

they literally make fun of themselves after every podcast for getting all their predictions wrong

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
Uh, was there just no climate change question?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Biden currently strangling Beto.

Unoriginal Name
Aug 1, 2006

by sebmojo
First 5 minutes about healthcare were good and then, ... then Biden spoke

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Old Cold Joe

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Majorian posted:

Nate thinks Klob was one of the strongest tonight.

And was earlier saying that she should be one of the most electable candidates although no one is voting for her.

Pundits are dumb. Thank you for reading this post.

This makes sense, Silver is absolutely in Klobuchar's demographic.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
well that sucked

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
New anchor's are friends who believe in decorum nonsense surprising no one

Unoriginal Name
Aug 1, 2006

by sebmojo

Psychepath posted:

Uh, was there just no climate change question?

Don't you remember when they asked Booker about his veganism?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

I knew they were gonna try and force Castro to beg forgiveness.

Polygynous posted:

well that sucked

The intention is to make the Democrats look like poo poo on purpose. The DNC plays ball with these idiot media chuds anyways.

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH

LividLiquid posted:

Nobody's performance here beats any of Trump's self-assured bloviating. None of them.

Castro’s “play off tired Grandpa” thing is exactly what beats Trump’s self-assures bloviating.

Democrats cringe at this sort of thing because Reagan made “there you go again” a catchphrase, but it’s exactly what gets under Trump’s skin.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Majorian posted:

Nate thinks Klob was one of the strongest tonight.

And was earlier saying that she should be one of the most electable candidates although no one is voting for her.

Pundits are dumb. Thank you for reading this post.

Nate's a data guy, and he's good at that. Giving "gut opinions" is not his strength. But I assume the "electable" thing is his way of saying that the candidates who are strong on paper aren't necessarily breaking through.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Joe Biden just did a 5 minute long secret handshake with someone in the audience.

jesucristo
May 6, 2005

Psychepath posted:

Uh, was there just no climate change question?

Sure there was. Remember when they asked Booker about being a vegan?

(non-joke answer: I remember a few minutes of candidates going down the line saying how climate change is real serious everyone we should do something but that's it)

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
That was pointless. Should have watched the new Ducktales episode instead.

Great Metal Jesus
Jun 11, 2007

Got no use for psychiatry
I can talk to the voices
in my head for free
Mood swings like an axe
Into those around me
My tongue is a double agent

Unoriginal Name posted:

Don't you remember when they asked Booker about his veganism?

Man if that question hadnt been asked by a total idiot fucker it could have actually been good. That was a bummer.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
https://twitter.com/OsitaNwanevu/status/1172341146674028544

rko
Jul 12, 2017
Was the first post-debate ABC statement really Rahm saying Castro was disqualified for being mean to Biden? Did I imagine that?

e;fb, but holy poo poo ABC is just disgusting

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Koalas March posted:

i wonder what his staffers are like and how they feel about this but they are probably souless monsters lolol

i would love to know what is going on in Symone Sanders' head as she hears that come out of her candidate's mouth

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

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Ur Getting Fatter posted:

Listen to 538 for the poll analysis, not the punditry

I will do neither, thank you. 538 is worthless.

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