Who do you wish to win the Democratic primaries? This poll is closed. |
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Joe Biden, the Klansman | 8 | 0.91% | |
Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer | 578 | 65.76% | |
Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker | 185 | 21.05% | |
Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord | 4 | 0.46% | |
Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe | 0 | 0% | |
Julian Castro, the Twin | 3 | 0.34% | |
Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer | 3 | 0.34% | |
Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath | 9 | 1.02% | |
Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino | 2 | 0.23% | |
Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist | 4 | 0.46% | |
Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen | 19 | 2.16% | |
Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool | 19 | 2.16% | |
Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater | 8 | 0.91% | |
Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast | 1 | 0.11% | |
Just like in real life, nobody voted for Hickenlooper | 2 | 0.23% | |
Jeffrey Epstein, the MCC Most Hated | 9 | 1.02% | |
KKKillary KKKlinton | 16 | 1.82% | |
Some other idiot not in this list | 9 | 1.02% | |
Total: | 879 votes |
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Edit: Ooops, I don't think I can post this. I'm just freaking out. Sorry.
beejay fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Aug 11, 2019 |
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