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Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Howard Beale posted:

why should the New York Times bother to write a new Brady retires story when it can just edit the one it ran last year

https://twitter.com/laurengewirtz/status/1620994771853660160

that onion article that gets posted after every mass shooting but its for tb's retirement

# ? Feb 4, 2023 15:11

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# ? May 13, 2024 08:15

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Outpost22 posted:

Can't they just have an John Madden AI created voice like they did with Darth Vader?

AEIOU, AEIOU

# ? Feb 4, 2023 17:07

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

# ? Feb 4, 2023 18:15

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

even worse than the yankees marks who bought pieces of the old stadium

# ? Feb 4, 2023 18:37

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Goddamn I gotta figure out a hustle like that

# ? Feb 4, 2023 18:41

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

Nooner posted:

Goddamn I gotta figure out a hustle like that

no fuckin poo poo, best I can do is something tangentially related to Brian Urlacher and nobody gives a poo poo about any of that

# ? Feb 4, 2023 18:45

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

SalTheBard posted:

Good for them

# ? Feb 4, 2023 18:46

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Giselle shouldnt be the only one getting richer off tom brady

# ? Feb 4, 2023 18:47

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Giselle is worth waaay more than tom.

# ? Feb 4, 2023 19:41

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

like, orders of magnitude

he shoulda just taken the broadcasting gig, gotten fired for being boring, kept the $300 million they would have paid him out and continued on his soulless marriage that he has no investment in

now he retired on a losing season that got him into the playoffs and a real bad beat by the loving Dallas Cowboys, and he's getting divorced from a woman worth more money than he can fathom while wearing his MAGA hat on the golf course

# ? Feb 4, 2023 19:43

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

big nipples big life posted:

Giselle is worth waaay more than tom.

That's why I changed it to richer

# ? Feb 4, 2023 19:57

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

MrQwerty posted:

like, orders of magnitude

he shoulda just taken the broadcasting gig, gotten fired for being boring, kept the $300 million they would have paid him out and continued on his soulless marriage that he has no investment in

now he retired on a losing season that got him into the playoffs and a real bad beat by the loving Dallas Cowboys, and he's getting divorced from a woman worth more money than he can fathom while wearing his MAGA hat on the golf course

I mean he's dating a younger chick who's way hotter than Giselle so i dunno, seems like he keeps on winning at life.

# ? Feb 4, 2023 20:01

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

lol if your idea of winning in life is dating someone in their 20s in your mid-to-late 40's

# ? Feb 4, 2023 20:03

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

MrQwerty posted:

lol if your idea of winning in life is dating someone in their 20s in your mid-to-late 40's

Like you wouldn't

# ? Feb 4, 2023 21:21

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

That�s just a cover to distract from him trying to date his son.

# ? Feb 4, 2023 21:27

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

Mister Fister posted:

Like you wouldn't

No my girlfriend is black not plastic

# ? Feb 4, 2023 22:36

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

MrQwerty posted:

No my girlfriend is black not plastic

lol

# ? Feb 4, 2023 22:39

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

MrQwerty posted:

lol if your idea of winning in life is dating someone in their 20s in your mid-to-late 40's

Yah

# ? Feb 5, 2023 06:48

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Mister Fister posted:

Like you wouldn't

Yes she's very attractive but what in the hell does a 45 year old with 3 kids have to talk about with a 20 year old Instagram model?

# ? Feb 5, 2023 07:00

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

MakaVillian posted:

Yes she's very attractive but what in the hell does a 45 year old with 3 kids have to talk about with a 20 year old Instagram model?

Yes what does a 45 year old with multiple TBI's talk about?

Are we assuming that Birdy is in anyway a good conversationalist?

Edit: Its about the fuckin

# ? Feb 5, 2023 07:04

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

MarcusSA posted:

Are we assuming that Birdy is in anyway a good conversationalist?

we're supposedly about to find out watch the video of him mic'd up trying to rally his team

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 09:32 on Feb 5, 2023

# ? Feb 5, 2023 07:10

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

MrQwerty posted:

No my girlfriend is black not plastic

Goons pretending they�re too good for 10s, now I�ve seen it all.

# ? Feb 5, 2023 18:03

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

MarcusSA posted:

Edit: Its about the fuckin

Pretty much and as a bonus if you like football the goat could fill 10s of thousands of hours with football talk. Sweet deal if you ask me!

# ? Feb 5, 2023 18:05

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Brady�s going to impregnate lots of hot women and all his offspring are going to be supermodel pro athletes and will terrorize the league for generations to come. That�s what you�re all nervous about :grin:

# ? Feb 5, 2023 18:08

Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

a legion of fabulous failsons all throwing INTs

# ? Feb 5, 2023 19:34

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

People living vicariously through who famous people gently caress will never not be weird to me

# ? Feb 5, 2023 19:56

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Mister Fister posted:

Brady�s going to impregnate lots of hot women and all his offspring are going to be supermodel pro athletes and will terrorize the league for generations to come. That�s what you�re all nervous about

CharlestheHammer posted:

People living vicariously through famous people will never not be weird to me

# ? Feb 11, 2023 23:51

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Can't post for 20 hours!; Nap Ghost

MrQwerty posted:

we're supposedly about to find out watch the video of him mic'd up trying to rally his team

I noticed you didn't include a link here

# ? Feb 11, 2023 23:59

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Can't post for 20 hours!; Nap Ghost

gently caress Tom Brady

# ? Feb 11, 2023 23:59

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

*doctor lowers clipboard and sighs*

tom, unfortunately, it appears you have a genetic disorder known as being a "certified bitchass bitchboy"

# ? Feb 12, 2023 02:05

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

T*m Br*dy sucks so bad at professional football he's not even playing in the Big Game today. What a loving loser.

# ? Feb 12, 2023 20:32

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Tb gonna be at every Superbowl for the rest of all time

# ? Feb 12, 2023 20:35

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I noticed you didn't include a link here

because it was posted 3 pages ago

bobjr posted:

https://twitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1617537891533463552?s=46&t=5qrzSpQwDoSRSrkjcEM8UA

# ? Feb 12, 2023 20:35

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Once he dead they gonna cremate him and spread some of his ashes in every stadium so no matter where you play TB12 WILL BE THERE

# ? Feb 12, 2023 20:35

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

im gonna kick t*m in his micropenis

# ? Feb 12, 2023 22:31

Cymoril: Jul 1, 2005; Kittens Warm the World; Dinosaur Gum

Haha he didn�t win the super bowl

# ? Feb 13, 2023 04:25

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

It's always a good Superbowl with Toom Briiidy isn't playing in it

.... FOREVER :twisted:

# ? Feb 13, 2023 05:00

BUG JUG: Feb 17, 2005

Mahomes 2-1 in super bowls and his teammates doing the stanky leg makes new england SUPER nervous for reasons they can't quite articulate.

# ? Feb 13, 2023 05:38

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

GUESS WHAT POSTING PALS

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2023/03/06/rich-eisen-keep-an-eye-on-tom-brady-un-retiring/amp/

quote:

Rich Eisen: ‘Keep an eye on’ Tom Brady un-retiring

By Ryan Glasspiegel

March 6, 2023 | 4:22pm

The goat may not be out to pasture after all.

Rich Eisen, the NFL Network anchor, spent the week in Indianapolis and dished on several rumors that he heard at the NFL Scouting Combine, including a juicy one concerning a possible Tom Brady un-retirement.

“This one just blew my mind: Tom Brady might not be done after all,” Eisen said.

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“A couple people were just like, ‘Hang on, just you wait.’ And I was like, ‘He’s Instagramming out pictures of his cat.’ But it doesn’t look like he’s getting big and fat, does it? Let it play out. Let’s see who wants what.”

Eisen then named the Dolphins as the potential destination.

“The one place that folks are saying to keep an eye out for is Miami,” Eisen said. “If the Dolphins, somehow or some way get a doctor’s report or piece of information from a medical evaluation of Tua [Tagovailoa] that he may not be ready to go, and suddenly there’s Tom Brady sitting in Florida, where his family is located and where he can easily locate himself,” Eisen said.

“Keep an eye out on that, I was told by a couple birdies at the Combine.”

While the Buccaneers won the NFC South and made the playoffs, Brady had his first losing year as a starter this past season, and the team got bounced by the Cowboys in a 31-14 drubbing in the wild-card round of the playoffs.

Brady un-retired in a video set on the beach soon thereafter.

He also retired last offseason before changing his mind and embarking on a third season with the Bucs.

The Dolphins have gone after Brady before, and got dinged by the NFL after a tampering investigation for their troubles.

This past January, ESPN’s Adam Schefter reported that the Dolphins no longer had interest in pursuing Brady.

Rich Eisen shared several rumors he heard at the NFL Combine, including a potential Tom Brady un-retirement.

The Dolphins have Tagovailoa at quarterback, but the 25-year-old suffered at least two concussions last season that put him out for multiple weeks at a time.

Tagovailoa’s long-term future in the league has been questioned due to concerns over his well-being.

Brady got divorced from model Gisele Bündchen during this past season; Bündchen owns a home in Miami.

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# ? May 13, 2024 08:15

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

If Tom Brady plays football for another team and that team makes the playoffs I will agree that Brady is the GOAT and I was wrong for ever talking poo poo

# ? Mar 7, 2023 02:21

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